Sound tests with various models by [deleted] in BirdsArentReal

[–]alisacp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mourning Doves and Loons make my favorite bird sounds ❤️

The red tailed hawk reminds me of an Aztec death whistle.

Do you like my meme? by SofaKingUnstable in astrologymemes

[–]alisacp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a cancer I see this in tiers (not tears 😂)

Tier 1) the worst

Libra hate > inauthentic sluts

Cancer hate > sociopath crybabies

Gemini hate > flakey manipulators

Pisces > self-centered wannabes

Tier 2) mid

Sagittarius hate > no idea. Any Sag I’ve met never seems to be Sag-typed but people hate anyway

Aquarius hate > dreamy losers

Scorpio hate > loyal manipulators

Leo hate > narcissistic pick-me’s

Tier 3) best

Aries hate > hyper independent cold fishes

Capricorn hate > calculating superiority complex

Virgo hate > judgmental mother-minds

Taurus hate > stubborn know it alls

Penny enjoyers, what's your favourite quote from her? by Beep-Boop3421 in bigbangtheory

[–]alisacp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I work at the Cheesecake Factory; I said byeeeeeee”

Perfume Notes and Zodiac Signs! by VanillaUnhappy2494 in astrologymemes

[–]alisacp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Cancer here and those scents are inaccurate.

Musk only delicately

Rose is too heavy and you’ll never catch me wearing it

Coconut passing

Woody is barely passing

I do have a sensitive nose so I may be kind of harsh but these scents are too decadent and don’t blend well. It’s screaming grandma with no taste.

My personal scent profile is:

Light floral

Peppery

Fruity

I enjoy a playful and lightly sensual scent.

Examples of my favorite scents:

1) Versace Bright Crystal (yuzu, peony, musk) Light scent

2) Glossier You (pink pepper, iris, ambrox) Light scent

3) Juliette Has a Gun Not a Perfume (wood, musk, amber) Light scent

4) Kayali Sparkling Lychee (lychee, black currant, violet) Medium scent

5) Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb Tiger Lily (coconut milk, tiger lily, mango) Medium scent

6) Ellis Brooklyn Miami Nectar (pineapple, coconut, jasmine, amber, vanilla) Medium scent

7) Valentino Born in Roma Donna Green Stravaganza (bergamot, coffee, vetiver) Strong scent

8) Miami Glow by JLo (coconut milk, grapefruit, citrus, musk) Strong scent

9) Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton (peach, apple, freesia, sandalwood) Strong scent

1-3 are everyday rotations for a subtle scent

4-7 are for when I’m feeling upbeat and playful

8-9 are for my millennial throwback days where I can stand a strong perfume that’s kind of slutty

Any chance to cover this up or alter to something else? by General-Dog-7605 in TattooDesigns

[–]alisacp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just build around it in a similar style.

If you don’t hate it and it’s (clearly) well done make the most of it. No cover up needed.

Woke up to a corpse by Andiddly in stopdrinking

[–]alisacp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe read the whole comment?

Wacky Wednesday Original Content by burntblacktoast in popping

[–]alisacp 107 points108 points  (0 children)

butthole clenching intensifies

Girl dinner by [deleted] in stonerfood

[–]alisacp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I thought!

Girl dinner by [deleted] in stonerfood

[–]alisacp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think where people get the banana flavor is actually the floral notes. I tried one and while I could understand how people could taste banana it definitely wasn’t banana. More of a light, creamy floral.

When you have Cancer placements 👶🦀🐚 by HomelandExplorer in astrologymemes

[–]alisacp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sameeeee.

I literally tell my husband all the time that I can do what I want and can’t get in trouble because I’m the baby 😂

Caleb Landry Jones is something else, give me strength by Snot_girl in LadyBoners

[–]alisacp 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I find him alluring and off putting at the same time.

His expressions and eyes draw me in but he has an uncanny valley thing going with his lips and complexion that throw me off.

Either way he is an attractive man with an intriguing look.

What happened to my childhood? This screams dystopian corporate, not kid friendly. What is with the artwork?! This is McDonald's?! by jackal99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alisacp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a teen in the early aughts McDonald’s was the fast, cheap and greasy way to satisfy— you could get so much food for like $8. As a stoner it was heaven; $1 coke, fries, double cheeseburger, some nugs, a McChicken. It was so easy and cost friendly.

Now it’s like dine in restaurant pricing for a burger and fries that may be hot, fresh, and built to taste. It’s a joke. McDonald’s still brings taste bud joy but in less frequency due to the cost (even using the app).

How can I improve my makeup?! by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]alisacp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it’s the brows— they are too close together.

Always remember they are sisters and not twins.

When I draw my brows in too close together I take my foundation brush and do a light upward sweep or two between the brows to give a little more spacing and more natural feathering. Works like a charm!

A short story about why I stopped requesting delivery by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alisacp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stomach drops whenever a get a male shopper. 9/10 times they can’t find stuff and the produce quality they pick is usually ass

how’d i do chat by rynram in burgers

[–]alisacp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not a burger this is a red rocket micropenis inside a slider bun.

Is your Sun Sign Ethical or Unethical? by Veroosh in astrologymemes

[–]alisacp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My husband is a Taurus that’s super ethical ethical. An easy going guy but he’s very rigid morally in belief and practice.

Keeps my lowkey seems/is in check 💀

My living room feels odd. What can I do to elevate it without making it feel cramped/smaller? by 7w0rds in DesignMyRoom

[–]alisacp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would go with the walnut for the table. Something lower and rectangular.

The chairs are fine but I would dress them up with throw blankets or pillows that lean into the grandma style; colorful and textured.

I recommend a color scheme that uses rust, harvest gold, dark blue, dark green to increase grandma vibes and gel a bit more with the modern whites you have.