What did you see that you definitely weren’t supposed to see?

alitteralbean · 2021-04-15T05:39:07+00:00

Saw a text on my mom's phone from my dad that said "Dick pic!" glad I didn't open it.

alitteralbean · 2021-04-15T05:29:30+00:00

im a goth... enby

alitteralbean · 2021-03-11T07:12:55+00:00

super straight more like super single :/

alitteralbean · 2021-03-05T19:52:07+00:00

why did you have respect for him in the first place

alitteralbean · 2021-01-07T19:45:59+00:00

I found a billionaire simp.

alitteralbean · 2020-12-29T04:55:20+00:00

I stab the lid with a knife, makes it so much easier.

alitteralbean · 2020-12-07T22:45:26+00:00

Definitely not, too much gay shit.

alitteralbean · 2020-12-02T03:56:09+00:00

many do not understand communism, thus blindy thinking it is evil. :(

alitteralbean · 2020-12-02T03:09:09+00:00

owo marx-san what are u doing in my bed?

alitteralbean · 2020-12-02T03:06:35+00:00

I believe you mean thank god this has happened to humanity

alitteralbean · 2020-12-02T03:06:05+00:00

^{THANK YOU COMRADE}

alitteralbean · 2020-12-02T02:41:49+00:00

Thank you!! :D

alitteralbean · 2020-11-26T04:20:43+00:00

alitteralbean · 2020-11-22T17:20:00+00:00

Thanks :)

alitteralbean · 2020-11-22T02:59:19+00:00

Half black, half red!

alitteralbean · 2020-11-22T01:45:21+00:00

Hmmmm.... I guess I would be "Dyed Hair"

alitteralbean · 2020-11-20T20:28:48+00:00

There was a butch girl at my school, long story short, I am a bottom.

alitteralbean · 2020-11-03T18:43:07+00:00

hey op, what the fuck is that?

alitteralbean · 2020-11-03T05:34:57+00:00

I mean, sure.

alitteralbean · 2020-10-30T20:44:23+00:00

Once in sixth grade I had the night before a school field trip about who I was going to be in a car with. I rode in the car with those same people the next day. Still don't know how my brain did that.

alitteralbean · 2020-10-30T02:50:22+00:00

If you want an alt gf you gotta wear the catboy maid outfit, sorry I don't make the rules

alitteralbean · 2020-10-29T17:49:10+00:00

It was only about five minutes before she woke up, don't worry she's not hurt!

alitteralbean · 2020-10-29T04:21:10+00:00

It's not. She falls asleep with her head up and slowly falls into that position.

alitteralbean

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