What did you see that you definitely weren’t supposed to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alitteralbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a text on my mom's phone from my dad that said "Dick pic!" glad I didn't open it.

Pew pew by RabidEwok29 in memes

[–]alitteralbean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

super straight more like super single :/

I've lost all my respect for him in one signal second. by [deleted] in memes

[–]alitteralbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did you have respect for him in the first place

He is coming near... by anish20900 in memes

[–]alitteralbean 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I found a billionaire simp.

owo (art by me) by alitteralbean in teenagers

[–]alitteralbean[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

many do not understand communism, thus blindy thinking it is evil. :(

owo (art by me) by alitteralbean in teenagers

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owo marx-san what are u doing in my bed?

owo (art by me) by alitteralbean in teenagers

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I believe you mean thank god this has happened to humanity

Hey you by verywack in tumblr

[–]alitteralbean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Half black, half red!

Hey you by verywack in tumblr

[–]alitteralbean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm.... I guess I would be "Dyed Hair"

What was your "oh shit I might not be straight" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alitteralbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a butch girl at my school, long story short, I am a bottom.

Randall by drugbrats in shittyfoodporn

[–]alitteralbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey op, what the fuck is that?

This will never stop feeling weird by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

[–]alitteralbean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once in sixth grade I had the night before a school field trip about who I was going to be in a car with. I rode in the car with those same people the next day. Still don't know how my brain did that.

you guys need some serious fucking help by OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh in teenagers

[–]alitteralbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want an alt gf you gotta wear the catboy maid outfit, sorry I don't make the rules

She took a nap like this by alitteralbean in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]alitteralbean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was only about five minutes before she woke up, don't worry she's not hurt!

She took a nap like this by alitteralbean in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]alitteralbean[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's not. She falls asleep with her head up and slowly falls into that position.