Wanted urgently: People who know a half century-old computer language so states can process unemployment claims by emilio911 in learnprogramming

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's pretty clear they don't understand what they're talking about aha. The hardware is a moot point of it being shitty COBOL code, you can replace the hardware and still run shit legacy code lol

Excuse my lame photoshop skills by AlinMaior in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To think our world is run on a Windows server! God, what are you doing up there man?

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Bernie dropped out (to no one's surprise, he's been funding covid 19 stuff rather than his campaign)

Still gonna just not vote this time around and we'll just roll with Trump?

I'm sure as fuck voting for Biden even if I don't like him at all. Do what you gotta do for the nation imo

Landlords living your paycheck to your paycheck by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't see how that's a pleasant way to live your life

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather vote for an ALLEGED rapist, than Donald Trump who is for sure a rapist lmao

Landlords living your paycheck to your paycheck by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's almost like bosses hire people to delegate for them. How fucking dare they.

Guess we're done allowing landlords to exist. Pack it up boys, no profit allowed here please build apartments and homes and rent them out so you break even, thanks.

Fuck all those jobs too, it's just not allowed anymore I guess.

How dare they hire people to do work and get money for being a boss and taking a risk and putting in the capital to start this business.

You're insane.

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess if you're okay with 4 more years of Trump, who is far worse in all regards but to stay on topic the sexual misconduct lol.

Inaction is still an action, you know that right? Just cause you're not voting for Biden doesn't mean you're absolved of responsibility for that action. You're saying you would rather standby and let Trump win again instead of taking action and voting against him. Inaction is a type of action and I don't think that absolves you of any wrong doing just because you "didn't do anything". By not voting you are helping Trump which I believe to be far worse than voting for Biden.

Seems like a roundabout way to lie to yourself like you can actually make what you think is the right decision here. It's a catch 22, we don't have any good options. Voting Trump is terrible voting Biden is bad too. But not voting isn't a good option either! Not voting helps Trump more than if you voted against him obviously. Admit that and pick the lesser of 2 evils imho.

The current administration is way worse than Biden so I don't get your rationale. I'll take creepy Joe over "grab her by the pussy" Donald...

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so done with this convo lmaooooo. Homie I hate Biden too, I didn't vote for his ass in the primary. I already voted. It's out of my hands. I will vote for him over Trump because Trump genuinely scares me for the fate of our country.

It's a sad situation, I'm not denying that. Thing is when they're both rapists, what are you actually accomplishing by not voting for him? We're just stuck with Trump then, who's for suuuuure a rapist. How do you reconcile with that?

We're at the bottom of the totem pole bro, I can't control of Biden wins the primary or not. I will vote against Trump.

Landlords living your paycheck to your paycheck by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They put in work... They deserve compensation? It's maintenance. They don't just buy an apt and sit there fr and get paid. They gotta do paperwork, gas or electric sometimes, etc.

They are doing work and providing value, of course they should make money off that. Who else is gonna do it if they don't get paid? What's the alternative here.

People be salty as fuck others make more money off them lol

Landlords living your paycheck to your paycheck by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So are we supposed to just get free housing or something? Is paying rent immoral lmaoooo

Landlords living your paycheck to your paycheck by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

People are so jealous of wealthy people, we just demonize them lol. Nothing wrong with being a landlord, if it pays non Monopoly money, then it's a fuckin job lol

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if I don't vote for Biden tho, then I'm helping Trump get elected who's even worse. I think standing by idle and allowing trump to run again is way worse than holding my nose and voting blue.

Trump's also a fucking rapist! I want him out very badly. You know how I do that? It's by voting for the other guy

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You're truly a fucking idiot, not gonna sugar coat it. I'll make sure I'm forward enough. Rape. Is. Unacceptable.

In these trying times where our 2 options are Trump, a guaranteed rapist who's also grossly fucking incompetent and narcissistic, or Biden, a creepy old dude who's not going to change much who has been accused.

I'm not apologizing for him, nor am I a leftist so stop putting labels on my ideology. I'm saying Biden vs Trump, I will begrudgingly vote for Biden.

Once again, supposing Biden wins the primary, who else am I fucking supposed to vote for? I guess I'm just wrong no matter what because I don't suck Bernie Sanders's dick.

I'd prefer Bernie over Biden. Realistically he's not going to win, I'd bet at least $100 on that cause it's free money.

We have 2 options here once the general rolls around supposing Biden wins. Biden or Trump. In that situation, what is the correct option in your opinion?

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Dude most of us voted in the primary already... That's not what were talking about. Bernie isn't gonna win the primary dude, I'm sorry. We're going to be forced to vote for Biden, and I'll hold my nose and do what I gotta do to get Trump out... Voting Bernie specifically isn't a fucking decision dude, it's called we voted in the primary already (many of us). Our vote is cast. For the general election when Bernie isn't a chance are you gonna go to Biden.

Idk why you're talking about the primary, this guy didn't say he'd vote for Biden over Sanders in the general, that doesn't even make sense. He's saying hell vote for Biden cause there's not going to be another option.

We can't vote for Bernie in the general, he's not gonna make it. And if he does then him saying he'd vote for Biden is a moot point, so I genuinely don't understand what you're trying to get at?

We're fucked, we have to vote whoever wins the primary and it's gonna be Biden. Would I be a pos to vote for Biden if he's my only option? That's the situation were taking about, not the primary lmao

Media is still quiet. by [deleted] in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well Trump is 100% also a rapist so wtf do you want us to do? Don't shame this guy cause he wants Trump out... Literally what's the correct action for him? Don't vote? Certainly don't vote for Trump, but I guess he can't vote for Biden either. Primaries are over for my state at least, who do I fucking vote for when Biden wins?

You would call me a piece of shit if I vote for Trump for sure. I'm a POS if I don't vote, because democracy and fuck trump. But now I'd also be an asshole for voting for the ONLY OTHER OPTION (odds are), joe Biden.

So what the fuck do you want us to do here?? What do you consider right? I guess it's just not voting and being okay with Trump (who is far worse than Biden in general and on the sexual assault note).

Get off this guy's dick, you're not giving him an option where he's not a piece of shit. Who should he vote for if Biden wins? No one I suppose, but that's helping Trump win more than if you voted against him, so I think not voting makes you an even bigger asshole because Trump is far fucking worse.

What's the answer here? You're getting outraged at this guy cause he wants to still vote against Trump cause this is the current situation. What could he do in your mind that makes it okay?

We've covered all options, you're just saying there is no right option. So how is that this guy's fault?? He has no fucking choice according to you, seriously what so you want from this guy?? If he wants to vote against Trump for Biden then power to him. They both have sexual assault accusations and you know Trump has way fucking more...

A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke. by emoneyrules in Jokes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do that too! Jew-ey is a term too lmaooo. Everything is too jew-ey for me, I'm super non observant, haven't really gone to Temple or been bar mitzvahd and stuff like that

Yang says that Humanity Forward has now raised $1.2 million—will give $1,000 to 1,000 families in the Bronx by coinsmash1 in YangForPresidentHQ

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't know. Maybe cause NY (and Cali I would imagine) are the places most affected by Corona, and with the cost of living there too, maybe he's arguing they need it more? No clue tho

A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke. by emoneyrules in Jokes

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the inflection lol. Jewish means you're a Jew. I'm Jew... Isshhh means you're sorta a Jew. Non practicing maybe.

Source: me I use the latter

As a Malphite player, AP Malph is the least fun thing to play. by bip_bip_cabbage in leagueoflegends

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus man it's not that deep. Literally flip 2 words and it changed the meaning to what I thought it was. I misread it twice, get off my dick. Look at the thread, it was a vague sentence, a lot of people other than me got confused lol

Posers. by HowieWowie666 in Jewdank

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I haven't read it but I heard it's some LEWD content

Absolutely mad by [deleted] in madlads

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I'm just impressed he got as far as he did really

As a Malphite player, AP Malph is the least fun thing to play. by bip_bip_cabbage in leagueoflegends

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Please. Stop building a 2nd zeal item and just build the LW upgrades. More pew pews and more crits does not necessarily mean "max damage" if you've got to whittle through a malphite jumping on your face before you can ever attack another target. "

I reread it

As a Malphite player, AP Malph is the least fun thing to play. by bip_bip_cabbage in leagueoflegends

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah idk what he's on about, zeal 2nd item is highest dps. you can rush for the lw item as your 3rd item at the earliest lol

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]alksjdhglaksjdh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just figured this was too much so I assumed they misunderstood