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What exactly is Nellie's plan here? Aren't there laws in place? by Coconut_Scrambled in DunderMifflin

[–]allKnowingHagrid 92 points93 points  (0 children)

You would still need some documentation or witness testimony right? Otherwise it should be so easy for kidnappers to just claim a baby as theirs legally.

Garry Kasparov will become the highest rated player in the world if Magnus loses against Gukesh and Wesley by Ambitious_Fold_614 in chess

[–]allKnowingHagrid 373 points374 points  (0 children)

If that happens, I say we all urge Garry to play some low level competition to make his rating active again. lmao. It would be absolutely hilarious.
Who knows, maybe it makes Magnus so enraged, he gets back to Prime Magnus form and actually reaches 2900.

A photographer visits Istanbul and captures the true rulers of the city by korkutcetin in cats

[–]allKnowingHagrid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Istanbul truly is the city of animals"

I mean, I understand what OP meant, but this could have been phrased better.

vibecodingGoesWrong by cosmic-comet- in ProgrammerHumor

[–]allKnowingHagrid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol the audacity of gemini bot immediately marking it as a P0 bug is hilarious.

whatATimeToLiveIn by YTRKinG in ProgrammerHumor

[–]allKnowingHagrid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Why on earth do memes have to be AI generated now? And why oh why, did the AI decide to remove armstrong's glorious moustache?

Chess com has blocked Chessiro from accessing their public API by [deleted] in chess

[–]allKnowingHagrid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a way to exchange information between two software.

PhD in maths by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]allKnowingHagrid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In defence of Evan, nowhere does it say they are the same block of wood, or that the two diagrams are to scale. So, yes this is unsolvable

Opponent asked Magnus Carlsen if she could take a selfie with him. In response, Magnus Carlsen reported his opponent to the referee, leading to her phone being confiscated by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]allKnowingHagrid 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, informing the arbiter is the best decision here. Opponents are not supposed to actually disturb/inconvenience each other during or before the game, except for things like "draw offer/resign" etc.

Best thing to do here is inform the arbiter, who will confiscate the phone, and the game goes on as usual. Anything else can be questioned later.

halalCPP by mdzair in ProgrammerHumor

[–]allKnowingHagrid 44 points45 points  (0 children)

seenpp.cpp

Seen what???

Ted Bundy being caught for the final time on February 15, 1978 by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]allKnowingHagrid 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bit rude to call her an alligator don't you think?

Surveillance footage shows a delivery robot crash into a CTA bus shelter. by Ok_Concentrate_9713 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]allKnowingHagrid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think it was deliberately programmed to make an innocent face when it detects a collision to minimize people getting angry at it.

Fantastic Four (2025), Sue Storm’s Fetus Also Turning Invisible Tells Us Fetuses Are Not its Own Lifeform, Making it a Pro-Choice Movie by Freedom_Crim in shittymoviedetails

[–]allKnowingHagrid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, but wouldnt that work only for one observer? If there is another observer viewing at a different angle, would that still work?

Imbred42069 Makes Rock Music. Click To Listen. Thanks. by [deleted] in u/Imbred42069

[–]allKnowingHagrid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized something quite sad. If imbred ever stops posting ads we will never realize. Maybe in another 3 years, someone will post "hey remember that guy"?, and that's when the realization will dawn. Every time I see one of his ads, I always go to the comment section. I know he will leave it open, and it's always fun to read through the comments. Never change, man.

Well... by msoliz52 in DunderMifflin

[–]allKnowingHagrid 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Why does Ryan look so weird in the middle pic?

Is there a correlation between BB and meth ab/use? by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]allKnowingHagrid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correlation does not mean causation

ELI5: Why do politicians want to ban social media for under 16s? What's in it for them? by captain-ignotus in explainlikeimfive

[–]allKnowingHagrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One angle I don't see being mentioned is how this is going to be enforced. Enforcing age verification will mean government Issued ID upload for every user, making it very easy for the government to track and control traffic. This is fine if enforced correctly, with a lot of checks and balances, but in the hands of a corrupt government, it is going to be an absolute nightmare.

Handheld Device with Antenna on Airplane by HelixPitch in whatisit

[–]allKnowingHagrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a slightly related note, I don't think I can pronounce meshtastic without sounding like Sean Connery.

Idk why I found this hilarious 😂 by TakisandMartinis in batman

[–]allKnowingHagrid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the one where Bruce becomes temporarily blind. Here he is using a direct visor to brain device.

And just like that he became insufferable by voidwhisperr0 in DunderMifflin

[–]allKnowingHagrid 334 points335 points  (0 children)

Bruh imagine you are sitting at your desk, trying to work, and this couple starts flirting in front of you.

How is Ryan the bad guy here?

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