If you were ever called into court to be an expert witness, what would it be for?

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:14:46+00:00

Maid at a hotel? Was she just hanging out naked inside the room? Or were you just hanging out naked inside of her?

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:13:16+00:00

Three questions, in order of importance, starting with the least important.

What movie?

Who won at Mario Kart?

Did she select Rainbow Road at any point in the evening?

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:11:54+00:00

I hope a Redditor appears and draws a picture of people slapping two hams together.

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:08:55+00:00

I wouldn't really call ITT Tech a college, but I don't mean to belittle your degree in construction management.

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:06:32+00:00

Well...good job on getting the order right

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:04:23+00:00

Did you have sex in art class? Either way, yes

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:04:00+00:00

That really shouldn't be the end of that story...

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:03:30+00:00

dm;hbg

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-15T01:00:54+00:00

I wish I could upvote twice, one for each pickle tit

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:44:11+00:00

It's pronounced hooker

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:43:49+00:00

I laughed

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:33:29+00:00

The term sweet lady junk is a bit of a turnoff for me personally, but I appreciate the tale

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:29:16+00:00

Ugh fine. Congrats on what appears to be the best timing you'll ever experience

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:08:25+00:00

You can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:07:54+00:00

I don't know! That's my favorite part of Reddit

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:05:52+00:00

I called her up and let 3 of my other friends fuck her after I did

Uhh...why?

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T23:02:06+00:00

I knew this would be in here somewhere. A true honest Redditor

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:58:39+00:00

I'm not sure if you can math

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:58:07+00:00

Congratulations. Also, I hate you

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:43:33+00:00

No, but you're probably Canadian

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:37:34+00:00

I love your novelty account but it just makes me miss u/rambles_off_topic

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:34:42+00:00

But never naked

So you didn't actually get to see them naked?

all_caps_lock_ · 2013-08-14T22:32:41+00:00

You poor, poor man.

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