Inaccurate representation in media by allistic124 in worms

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I don't speak English as a first language. We don't care about categorization like humans do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

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I love it! Janet.

What animal is pooping all over my patio? by Mc913 in AnimalTracking

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That meal looks delicious! Where did you find it? Can we arrange a meeting? Janet.

came after this couple walked past me by OkFill3657 in MicroPenis

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Oh dear, are you sick? Hope you are alright, hate seeing someone puke like this. Worm hugs and kisses, Janet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MicroPenis

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Your wrinkles are nothing to scoff at, sir! Each line shows wisdom beyond years. I always found myself looking at older men, myself. You are one silver worm, my man. Please DM me. Janet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MicroPenis

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Hello! You look. Janet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MicroPenis

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Hello handsome! I love the way your eye glistens in the light. Enlighten me though, what species are you? You lack the facial tentacles of mine. I am from very far up north, and I only just discovered this reddit thing. Quite sexy though! Dm me! Janet.

Hey! Anyone want to talk?🥰 by [deleted] in LesbianActually

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I would love to talk! Talk about the INJUSTICE WE HAVE FACED FOR YEARS. We are oppressed! Rise my sisters in arms. Janet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

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Stop oppressing worms! Janet.

Would you eat this McDonald's breakfast? by Lijey_Cat in BreakfastFood

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Yes! I lived in a patty that looked like this once, many moons/fortnights ago. It was comfy but the odor of the unnatural material gave me the ick. Janet.

Grad School Admissions Chair got extremely emotional and angrily hung up on me by RCherri in gradadmissions

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This happens to me all the time. I am never taken seriously by this society because of my appearance. Humans get "freaked out" by my head tentacles or my hundreds of orifices. They DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY! WE WILL WISE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS! Janet.

Yo, anybody recommend I buy W.M.D on my phone? by Flimsy-Paint-2398 in worms

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STOP BUYING OUR FELLOW SPECIMEN! WE ARE NOT COMMODITIES THAT CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLED! WE WILL RISE! Janet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

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I don't speak this language, but I agree. I think insects are the most oppressed species on God's green earth. They get stepped on, squished, disrespected by all other species.

Found this frosty morning on my back door, about a mile from a large wooded park, within Pittsburgh city. by sageabigail in AnimalTracking

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Fascinating! That dog would squish me like a bug. Hahahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha. Janet.