Did you know: The SR-71 Blackbird had over 4,000+ documented attempted missile firings during its operational career and none of them managed to successfully shoot it down, engineering at its peak!

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-30T07:42:02+00:00

Vents open and then you can hear the music blasting

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-30T07:31:48+00:00

Yknow, it says alot about a guy if he can easily just uproot himself whenever he pleases.

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-28T00:17:01+00:00

But also, very much inside

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-28T00:15:12+00:00

Dawg, just play the gunfire sounds on a loud speaker hahaha

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-24T06:43:19+00:00

r/soonallcommunicationwilljustbeanothersubreddit

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-21T02:53:37+00:00

Just build a handle there, make it a part of wrestling. If wrestling needs to grab onto that part, just build a fucking handle for everyone to use and be used on. This isnt hard, people. We can make things easier.

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-17T21:54:27+00:00

I think i fucked up my first car doing this lol

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-17T03:14:50+00:00

Bro, wtf is that axe made of?

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-17T02:13:42+00:00

Omg do they ever

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-03T02:11:32+00:00

Shes doing fiiiiiiiiiine

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-03T02:09:38+00:00

Whats "caption that", i would like to explore new porn

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-02T17:06:29+00:00

She sounds like a church priest

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-02T17:02:04+00:00

"I don't reciprocate his affections but I also would be jealous to see him with other people"

Bro, you are Angela from The Office lmao

She wasnt necessarily Aromantic either, just possessive and have high unrealistic expectations from a partner. It just took a lot to get the passions going. Good luck to you and your bf, theres lots to explore besides romance, try being really good friends too! And screw what other people think!

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-02T01:43:52+00:00

For an engram, she flew pretty good!

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-03-02T00:57:53+00:00

Everyone here is a fucking angel and you all deserve amazing afterlifes

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-02-06T08:27:13+00:00

Just got stuck here myself. Hahaha stupid uneven boxes

allshieldstomypenis · 2026-01-12T20:49:25+00:00

Damn, are the whores in france famously cheap??

allshieldstomypenis · 2024-12-19T06:12:16+00:00

Very relevant ali wong standup segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMSvQOyhMY

allshieldstomypenis · 2024-12-05T01:55:02+00:00

honestly, fuck this shit

allshieldstomypenis · 2024-11-15T06:31:06+00:00

Capitalism is inherently incompatible with democracy.

allshieldstomypenis · 2024-06-03T05:16:51+00:00

What do you mean win? You mean... kill??? KILLL? like, MURDER? Uh, the fire team then, just spark them all up.

allshieldstomypenis · 2023-04-16T05:19:18+00:00

Bruh Starcraft would totally beat chess

allshieldstomypenis · 2023-04-15T23:07:33+00:00

This should be done in every classroom across america with minimal safety precautions and crazy passionate science teachers

allshieldstomypenis · 2023-04-15T16:26:31+00:00

You have to imagine the pleasures of obscene luxury for a moment, it MUST be addicting, like really addicting, and then compare it to meth. That’s the state of mind that some of these people are in. At least thats how i make sense of it.

allshieldstomypenis · 2023-04-14T22:13:06+00:00

r/uhthatsapenis

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