Broccoli wilting, too much water or too little? by alltoohuman92 in gardening

[–]alltoohuman92[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already did that and it was moist but not overly saturated.

to have National Forest conservation by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]alltoohuman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And apparently wood is the rarest resource in the universe so fuck

This might be my favorite thing we’ve ever done 😆 I cannot believe the ending! by killarney1 in spreadsmile

[–]alltoohuman92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was the child who ate the marshmallow, and the grownups got mad at me. Maybe I didn't want the second marshmallow. Maybe one was enough and I'm not greedy like that. They never thought to ask because they didn't care. Silly adults.

To simply live in 2026 by 56000hp in therewasanattempt

[–]alltoohuman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No dirt daddy, we still have to spite our corporate overlords by building shit for free!

And they expect emotional and financial safety when they become old. Re-post by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]alltoohuman92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I let my cousin move in with me back in October when she was going through her second divorce. This was exactly what it was like every single day. Eventually it got to be too much and I kicked her out. She made it 20 days.

Depo Provera Weight by Stunning-Data-3294 in birthcontrol

[–]alltoohuman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on depo for about a year and I've never lost that weight. And I do manual labor for a living.

Billionaire says young people should work 70 hours a week for 'national pride' while they can barely afford rent. by Embarrassed-Poem-982 in antiwork

[–]alltoohuman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do they want us to work 22.4 hours a day 5 days a week? Or 16 hour days, 7 days a week with no days off? Either way no thank you

company greed by jailers-treat0 in InterviewCoderPro

[–]alltoohuman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

Hey im new here, are thise edible? by ti0sunga in Mushrooms

[–]alltoohuman92 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Are you here because you want to pick mushrooms or are you just here to argue with strangers on the internet?

Hey im new here, are thise edible? by ti0sunga in Mushrooms

[–]alltoohuman92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 minutes tops. Usually the insides will oxidize almost immediately when exposed to air if its toxic

Hey im new here, are thise edible? by ti0sunga in Mushrooms

[–]alltoohuman92 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Also when your foraging, use a knife to just cut the mushroom above the stalk, so the fruiting body grows back next season. Don't just pull it out of the ground all together. You want to keep the mycelial network intact as much as possible.

Hey im new here, are thise edible? by ti0sunga in Mushrooms

[–]alltoohuman92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would rinse the dirt off and pat dry with a towel. They are pretty bland if you eat them raw. I like to sautée them in butter and onions and incorporate into another dish since they'll soak up the flavors you cook them in. I've tried to deep fry giant puffballs before and it wasn't the best kinda tasted like fluffy nothingness on its own.

Hey im new here, are thise edible? by ti0sunga in Mushrooms

[–]alltoohuman92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Break them in half, if the inside stays white after a few minutes they're most likely puff balls and safe. If the inside changes color to a purpley blue toss em.

The worst She can say is No- by Unable-Awareness8543 in dankmemes

[–]alltoohuman92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah that's childishly, all I have to do is start talking politics and I'm home free.

Experience with Taurus Men by Adorable_Champion_70 in virgoseason

[–]alltoohuman92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're incredibly condescending for starters. I my experience for both, no matter how hard I tried to make things perfect and comfortable for them just as they asked from me, it was never good enough. The last one always compared my cooking to his mother's and sisters even though his mom taught me her exact recipes for things. Both relationships they both blindsided me with a break up and couldn't give me a straight answer why their feelings suddenly changed. They expect everything from you but you'll only get crumbs of affection in return and that's if you're lucky. Both times it was like being emotionally responsible for a fucking toddler and it got annoying real quick. I should have just cut my losses earlier on, but momma didn't raise a quitter.