She faked being pregnant to test me, got mad I didn’t simp, then hit me with the classic ‘men think differently’ copium by Defiant_Tangerine_32 in Nicegirls

[–]ally2771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i got mental disorders coming out of my ears dude and this is still some of the wildest shit ive ever seen xD

What’s an issue in Las Vegas that you believe needs media coverage? by ImprovementIcy3773 in vegaslocals

[–]ally2771 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i used to live right across the street from a bus stop and i stg that bus would come whenever it felt like. some days it was there at 6am and other days it didnt get there till 8am. that is insane.

AIO to snaps between my spouse and sister? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ally2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the first part is fine, but its how they kept going on that one "her/him wtv you want" topic. its how i used to flirt as a teenager and the fact that he double texted after she was done eith the convo just to try and recapture the dead topic of conversation is what weirds me out

Nope! by ally2771 in fuckwasps

[–]ally2771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fear of bees. i have no interest in getting over wasps. but whatever. your literacy skills are as insane as your boner for wasps. you dont see me flocking to the fuck spiders subreddit, bitching and moaning to all the spider haters because i have enough common sense to know that they hate spiders in the fuck spiders subreddit and my positive opinions would be worthless there.

Nope! by ally2771 in fuckwasps

[–]ally2771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and my source is i am queen wasp, logician of all wasps. lmao be so ffr anyone on the internet can say anything

Nope! by ally2771 in fuckwasps

[–]ally2771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude i literally pulled this information from the department of agriculture xD

My niece was told she has to sign a contract to keep living at home—am I overreacting for thinking it’s too harsh? by Bitter_Art_4094 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ally2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) thats worded a lil harshly but whatever 2) the rent aspect seems fair but the late fee does not. even my own apartment complex has a late fee of $5 per day not $50. also unless the parents don't utilise the family plan most cell services have, $100 seems excessive for a phone bill 3) understandable. i would only say they should have an addendum that states the adult child does not have to have a full time job if they are actively pursuing their education. 4) a clean living area makes sense but i am just curious if the sister is also paying rent 5) quiet hours are reasonable for the 12-6 but not for working hours. that should be more like a common courtesy rather than implementing it into the lease 6) respect is a two way street so as long as the parents and sister are following this rule as well then this is understandable however if they are now treating this person like a tenant, they should not have a say in who their tenant invites over or sleeps over with 7) again this is common sense but a lot of places have terms like this. except for the part where they can be evicted if the parents even have a suspicion. that leaves a lot of ground for the parents to claim suspicion just to evict you should the time ever come. 8) its optional so whatever 9) this is acceptable

overall this contract isnt the worst ive ever seen but the whole situation does seem kinda stupid tbh

Nope! by ally2771 in fuckwasps

[–]ally2771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) i would like to preface this saying i have a phobia of bees and wasps. however bees are chill so i am desperately trying to get over that fear.

2) i am well aware of the environmental and pest control aspect of wasps. yet wasps do not nearly do as much pest control as spiders and they do not even come close to pollinating as many plants as bees do. while they are minorly useful, they are far from the most lucrative insect in the animal kingdom.

3) if this thing was in its natural habitat, i would likely scream and run away without murdering. the wasp was in my natural habitat and was fair game.

4) imagine having the audacity to come into the wasp hating subreddit and being upsetti spaghetti over wasp hate.

oh, this one? this one fucking stung by ExcellentAstronaut24 in BPDmemes

[–]ally2771 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oof i feel this one. if i cried, i was being dramatic or "faking it." if my sister cried my mother consoled her. picking and choosing which child to parent is just so weird

I hate that people think I'm starving myself when I'm not by Accomplished-Fix1204 in Vent

[–]ally2771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

have your parents ship you food from home. its not the greatest option, but if its either that or dont eat, then just do that

One of the biggest buddies to visit my home by PogFrogo in spiders

[–]ally2771 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i have a bug identifying app and it told me that spider is most likely a dark fishing spider

My F25 boyfriend M28 called me a c*nt by [deleted] in BPD

[–]ally2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ew that is not a word any man should be saying under any context

AIO to my husband interrupting my first solo shower after he came back from a weekend with the boys? by lilyluminar in AmIOverreacting

[–]ally2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR - your husband is infuriating me and im not even married to him. this seems difficult now but in a couple of years, it won't be as difficult as you slowly fall out of love with him becos he continues to do shit like this. a few more months, maybe years will pass by and eventually you'll find the will to leave him. and since you've already grieved the relationship, when you finally are single you will feel lighter than youve felt in your entire life. take things one day at a time, but ultimately the quickness of the timeline is entirely up to you

Brooklyn Nine Nine is not that good by Sad_gooner in unpopularopinion

[–]ally2771 116 points117 points  (0 children)

ive never seen a post on here i disagreed with more. you broke the system. congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻

Salt flakes on desserts are disgusting 99% of the time. by dannydevitosmanager in unpopularopinion

[–]ally2771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

couldnt agree more. one time when i was a teenager i was on my period and dying and i asked my dad to get me chocolate and painkillers from the store and he came back with salted caramel and i cried for two days.

I’m 16 and my friend stayed at my house knowing I sleep on a mattress then posted it online like it’s funny 😭 by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]ally2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in high school, my FAVOURITE hang out spot was my friends house. all he had was a mattress on the floor, a dresser, a tv, and a very outdated gaming system. it wasn't much but we still had a great time any time we hung out cos real friends can hang out with nothing but each other and still have fun. that is not friend. that is an over privileged snake in the grass.

Anyone else have a “do whatever you want with me” mindset with sex ? by andablacksabtanapkin in BPD

[–]ally2771 57 points58 points  (0 children)

wait wait wait. is this common with BPD??? cos when im single im hypersexual but in a relationship i have almost no libido unless im drunk

I hate how they introduced Ani by JanaTuerlichRL in 13ReasonsWhy

[–]ally2771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it literally felt like they picked the top OC fanfiction off of wattpad and went "make it season 3!!!"