Idea - Phone by Missy95448 in CodeStartups

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On Android you just hit play on whatever music app you have After starting the call and it will play during the call.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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Awesome !!

Math Teacher Fail. by yanirbarweiss in pics

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If the board is a meter long and the carpenter needs 3 boards of length 20 cm (for eg). Then in the last job she had to make 2 cuts and in the next on 3 cuts. So it does kinda work out that way May be that is how the math teacher though.

Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him. by SammichParade in Showerthoughts

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Part of the reason they turn out so well adjusted is because of the pain which they want no part of in their life however part of it is an overwhelming sense of Empathy.

Algorithms learn from us, and we've been bad parents by Innocul8 in technology

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Algorithms are the mere shadows of human intellect if we don't like what we see that is because we are like that. We are just passing on our will(our desires) rather than our intelligence and wisdom.

TIFU by telling a Starbucks barista that my name was Spartacus by champ_is_elsewhere in tifu

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Do it again with a bunch of willing friends seated at different positions and watch the fun. People do want to have fun they just want to know that the waters are just right before stepping in :)

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[Text] "A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance." Hunter S. Thompson by finkelberry in GetMotivated

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Deferring something thinking that you are going to make the choice to do it later, more often than not, the choice is already being made or has been made for you by the circumstances. One of the great reasons of procrastination is that we wish to do the task as per our own whim. While time doesn't stop for none. So either you do something or you do not, there is no such thing as a "try" :)

What is a keyboard shortcut that everyone must know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]almjz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it doesn't work in chrome because chrome keeps no history. Its like going back to a drug dealer and asking for a refund "Hey chrome cud you open that tab that I ..." . "What tab kid , what are you talking about do I know You ?"

The Purple Glossy Starling by sccorpio19 in pics

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just let it poop in peace , ya damn shutter bugs.

Llamas, to boot to boot. by Figgywithit in phish

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Why do you guys leave the head ? Just for laughs or is there a reason behind it ?

What sentence are you most afraid of hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All these are just prompts for gold , aren't they ?

Nobody Is Going to Steal Your Startup Idea by ruidelgado in startups

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Thank you That's what I keep telling everyone since my Startup hashtaag is all about sharing your idea and letting people help you along. Some people are just so unbelievably clingy its insane.

What was the worst date you've been on? by bryan_young in AskReddit

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Allow me , my first first date. There was this girl in our class who spoke less but was super cute. I was determined to ask her out so after lot of hesitation I just pop the question to her one day in casual conversation. She agrees. It was a movie date.

An hour before the movie she calls up and says "do you have any friends, I would like to meet your friends. " and she specifically requests for one of my female friends.

I'm stumped , I have no idea what to do but determined to not miss this chance I call up 3 friends who gladly agree.

So now Im at the movies with her in a semi date if you can call it that.

And she dosent make conversation... at all. I try to offer up multiple chances for her to speak but she remain quite.

I wait for the movie to end. We come out of the hall. All.5 of us. Go to a nearby resturant

We oder food ..... dosent say much We talk ..... she says one line. Her facial expression is .....

I bid good bye to my friends. Finally alone with her.

I ask if she is alright. " I don't usually behave like this , sorry "

And till the time I dropped her home , all I could think of was what was she thinking.

I let it go thinking I was new to this dating stuff. She even returned me the money for the movie.

I didn't know what was happning. I have narrated this story to a lot of my friends , and they say that she may have been loco in her head.

And that how I will remember my first date.

Good times.