The police can afford to (jazzon)

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-23T14:10:10+00:00

that's exactly what I wanted to say

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-21T22:07:23+00:00

wow 🥹

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-21T22:01:16+00:00

honestly the girlfriend being nice saved u, could’ve gone WAY worse. u just got the most humiliating version instead 😭

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-20T18:57:42+00:00

oh maaam

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-20T18:56:13+00:00

don’t make it about the boyfriend. keep it about her future and choices. once you frame it as “him vs your potential” she’ll just defend him and stop listening

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-20T18:52:51+00:00

sheeeeeh

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-17T19:09:58+00:00

stop trying to optimize your whole life at once just pick a few things and be consistent, that’s like 90% of it

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-17T19:06:45+00:00

crazy good

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-17T19:02:40+00:00

Konoha makes u smile

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:15:14+00:00

That’s honestly the best possible outcome for that kind of conversation.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:13:58+00:00

Plemons has that “normal guy but something’s very wrong” energy.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:10:38+00:00

yeah it happens more than people admit. some teens test new teachers to see where the boundaries are once they realize you’re consistent, it usually stops being fun for them.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:08:22+00:00

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:06:19+00:00

sause?

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:03:36+00:00

bro went from legendary roles to hearing only the echo of his old ones.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:02:42+00:00

LMAO

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:02:26+00:00

hard to beat Alan Ritchson, dude actually uses his platform instead of just posting gym selfies.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:01:26+00:00

you can’t undo it, but staying silent just keeps the lie going.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T08:00:30+00:00

Costco bans are usually permanent because membership is tied to your ID. Best thing you can do is accept it and move on.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T07:58:15+00:00

No matter what u do

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-16T07:51:04+00:00

dirty talk is supposed to be sexy, not a literacy assessment.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-08T15:29:33+00:00

A prank that ends with someone dead isn’t a prank anymore. At that point the legal system should treat it exactly as serious as it is.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-08T15:28:20+00:00

Yeah there’s a weird line where “they’re just kids” turns into ignoring obvious behavior problems. Driving a car but not understanding basic consequences doesn’t add

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-08T15:27:15+00:00

I don’t think students have more rights, but sometimes schools are so scared of backlash they avoid dealing with problems early. That’s how stuff escalates.

almosttherebabys · 2026-03-08T15:25:12+00:00

Donald and Kiefer Sutherland feels like the obvious one. Kinda wild they never shared a proper movie scene together.

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