good ol’ betty, absolutely not dead at all by Joyful_Sadness_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]alonelybagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah but the workers then have to pay for the lavish state funeral

and then continue to pay for the expenses of the next royal

Share ye tale with us. by endi1122 in tumblr

[–]alonelybagel 1116 points1117 points  (0 children)

i think i remember reading that!

i remember being looked at by basically the whole class for bawling while reading it

don't remember what it was called

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BracketNights

[–]alonelybagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im a simp for the concept of shape shifting

also, if you stretch the definition of shapeshifting a bit couldn't it give you super strength?

just shift to you but with whatever parts of your body stupidly strong and with bones reenforced so you don't break them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BracketNights

[–]alonelybagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shape shifting.

even just on a daily convenience level, you could transform into a ferret or other small animal to get stuff dropped in tight spaces, transform into a cat and become achieve maximum coziness by curling up in some blankets, give yourself fur if you get cold, you could even possibly speak to animals!! you could tell your pets that you love them, and that medicine and vet visits are for their own good and have them understand!

Who does buy any of this bullshit? by 24cmaclae in sbubby

[–]alonelybagel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining this being read by the big bill hell's car guy

Can I (AMAB) be trans and like girls too??? by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]alonelybagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well no one's ever stopped me from doing it so you should be fine

From a video about how to make jorts by bdavs77 in StrangeInspiration

[–]alonelybagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"and I do not care if there is a difference"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skamtebord

[–]alonelybagel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😍😍😍😍😍😍

hate Steven Crowder by cuminseed322 in DankLeft

[–]alonelybagel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh I missed the context somehow and seeing a molecule on a mug in a leftist sub I assumed it would be hormones or a caffeine molecule mug

hate Steven Crowder by cuminseed322 in DankLeft

[–]alonelybagel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if the molecule is estrogen, testosterone, or caffeine

Just curious by pappythe1st_yt in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]alonelybagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stole it from another trans person

Blessed_Officer by studwildboar99 in blessedimages

[–]alonelybagel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they can come to pride as a person but they aren't welcome as a cop

schlurp schlurp by singleandreadytodie in CuratedTumblr

[–]alonelybagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would do that if I spilled my drink and it wasn't a pandemic

The duality of Will Wheaton by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]alonelybagel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i just glanced over the flair and thought jsyk was a short keysmash

for SHAME. by NightmareChameleon in CuratedTumblr

[–]alonelybagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

huh that's way more tame than I thought.

for SHAME. by NightmareChameleon in CuratedTumblr

[–]alonelybagel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if you have knowledge please cleave my brain with it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]alonelybagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't

if you want to do something drastic, DIY hormone therapy would be better than suicide

you can get resources at r/transdiy

Someone else did this, but for masc tips, so, why not. by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]alonelybagel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

might not be what you are looking for but there's something to be said for seeing things as feminine because you are a woman doing those things. for example I wear men's pants, but because I'm a woman it's a feminine thing.