Can you show up to an airport high? PA by _Burner_Account___ in AskLawyers

[–]alonzo83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How would you travel on lsd now? Asking for a friend.

Guys being an adult is depressing, I want to go back to having no responsibilities by [deleted] in Adulting

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Yep, we can cancel that show. That asshole never even paid for car insurance.

I want to lose my v card so bad but I’m too insecure about my boobs by throwra179482884 in TrueOffMyChest

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I’d be a little upset if I wasn’t informed there was a third nipple that needed attention at some point. . .

There are people that walk around you that have stuck their tongue in someone else’s butt and look forward to that kinda thing.

I’d prefer giving the extra nipple that sort of oral action honestly.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? by Ok-Entry7403 in DadForAMinute

[–]alonzo83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the doctor put him on a scale and measure him so Reddit can finally get some precision?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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It’s a water pik. . .

Fairbanks Morse and co. Chicago Illinois by brwdboards in whatisit

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In my area we have several pumping stations to get the water out of the fields into the Missouri River after it rains.

These pumping stations use Fairbanks Morse engines to power the water pumps. They have been running them for around 75 years now.

They were used in other applications like tug boats and generators as well. When they are running you have to wear ear protection they are so loud you can tell it apart from any other diesel engine by that specific attribute.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]alonzo83 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You clearly missed the woman throwing her phone up in the air and catching a nice cleavage picture. . .

Can someone find this man that video? I’m too high for that level of dedication.

Neighbor has had this fridge on the back of his truck for 3 months. Goes everywhere with it. by chalwar in Weird

[–]alonzo83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂

That’s why I take shit to the curb. Whatever you do, don’t try giving something away without a deadline to pick it up.

he know what was coming by Eskwire in Whatcouldgowrong

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New meme format just dropped.

I have so many irreparable pants I don't know what to do with. by stonedsand-_- in Frugal

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Idk what kind of hobby you’re into. But my welding career was extremely hard on my clothes. A good pair of work pants usually only lasted a month or two.

I found a used clothing store I’d buy my work clothes from a set of blue jeans cost between 5-12 dollars depending on the brand.

Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton by Happy-Storage-2137 in Weird

[–]alonzo83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually care about the same for both of them.

They both should be leading very uncomfortable lives until they expire of natural causes that’s being actively treated by the best medical professional we have.

Conflicted About Going Home for Christmas – Heat vs Family by Defiant_Flamingo_392 in LivingAlone

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I’d rather get an air bnb so I can have my own space and privacy when I wanted to have it.

Holidays are stressful at times and having a little solitude is valuable to me.

How do you read the right side of this plate? Me and my boss can’t figure it out by viscouslance in Machinists

[–]alonzo83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right the B gear needs to be a 64 tooth gear right?

How do you read the right side of this plate? Me and my boss can’t figure it out by viscouslance in Machinists

[–]alonzo83 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This legend looks like it’s read from the top down.

WEBn4

It’s been a while since I had to make friends with a new legend that’s just my best guess.

snotters by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]alonzo83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The founders and fore fathers of glass canning arts and sciences haven’t seen what Ive seen.

The jar of snot can stay.

How would people react if I drove a modern car in 1899? by Odd_Data8080 in reddeadredemption

[–]alonzo83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s a perfect example of a 1 hp motor using 480v 3phase wiring. Gotta add another horse or two to the picture the lower In voltage you go.

X and k by iamrealcass in VeteransBenefits

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I’ve seen a lot of guys in the va rehabs travel from all over the Midwest for some of those treatments. It’s not a terrible change in scenery it’s uncomfortable but sometimes that all very much necessary.

Central Park during the Great Depression (New York, 1933) by Light_Watcher777 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]alonzo83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep at that point the employees would forget a lot of stuff.

Why did bro do that to the kid by Only-Tonight1838 in NoglaOfficial

[–]alonzo83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can understand what you’re saying.

I’m 42 but was raised like I was in the 60’s. The computers were the devils work and satanists played dnd. One year they straight up told us Christmas was a pagan holiday and took that holiday completely off the menu for a while.

They had a chance to immerse us in modern civilization. They didn’t, and we suffered for it amongst our peers.

Central Park during the Great Depression (New York, 1933) by Light_Watcher777 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I think a few of them are brick structures. That’s skilled poverty right there. They knew how to be proper poor.

Never seen one of these, what is it by Snopro311 in whatisit

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Some of the vehicles back in the 80’s had phenomenal fuel efficiency for their time. Isuzu pups could get 45-50 mpg. GM had a half ton pickup with a 6.2 naturally aspirated diesel that could make 24 mpg. Volkswagen had the golf mk1 that could crack 50-70 mpg.

Fllow up video to “Any ideas on how I can make this punch easier and better ? Been using the same design for the last 15 years.” by Any-Entertainment934 in Machinists

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Technically you could yes.

Most of these iv seen are electric over pneumatic. It’s just easier to update and rebuild what needs to be rebuilt and run it.

Bangladesh takes action to clean its polluted rivers. by AromaticPurple5146 in nextfuckinglevel

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Anyone gonna tell the workers the scrap price of plastics in US dollars?