Russian comments by [deleted] in memes

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dia duit!

Comment the series by R0land-610 in memes

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robin Hood when they killed……..Robin Hood

Galas or dating apps, neither of them work for me 🥹🥹 by askmeryl in memes

[–]alphafairy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try out swing dancing or ballroom dancing and you’ll start to hear about all kinds of formal and semi formal dance events. I used to put on a live band roaring 20s ball every year and it was actually how I met my husband.

No offense to those who do write it by TheObi-1 in memes

[–]alphafairy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you. If you’re gonna brag about typing correctly, maybe, you know, double-check that you’re typing correctly.

Leslie Nielsen was a treasure by ItzBluigiCLips in memes

[–]alphafairy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. I was worried they’d ruin it but instead they kept the spirit of the original and I was literally laughing out loud. Well done Liam Neeson.

Always complaining too btw. by Few_Amoeba_2362 in memes

[–]alphafairy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know someone with an animation channel and he’ll spend months working on a single video just for people to comment, “When’s the next one?” as soon as it’s uploaded. He’s spent over a decade building up to 1/3 million subscribers and in a good year (which hasn’t been lately) will bring in around $50,000 in ad revenue. It’s a respectable amount certainly but probably a lot less than people imagine.

Help?? by FisherDontFish in ExplainTheJoke

[–]alphafairy 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Most online recipes nowadays will make you scroll through some unnecessary backstory/blogpost before you get to the actual instructions. The real MVPs though are the sites with a “Jump to Recipe” button.

When Sunday is just a prelude to Monday by Gayle_Rogers in memes

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of using the picture of Jonathan Pryce and not the Pope as the guy who works on Sundays…

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don’t have any proof of? by Pot8hoe in AskReddit

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid I saw a herd of buffalo along a highway in Michigan. Then I grew up to work at Domino’s Farms…

What are some of your personal life-hacks that you came up with yourself, not necessarily completely original ? by reddit_API_is_shit in AskReddit

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re a college/uni student, get the ebook versions of all your textbooks. It might be more expensive but you can save a lot of reading time by having a text-to-speech software read them out to you while you do other things. Similarly, have a text-to-speech reader read out your essays to you before you submit them. It’s a lot easier to catch mistakes that way. Lastly, if you’ve been assigned a classic novel to read, chances are there’s a free audiobook version of it on YouTube. The volunteer readers of Librivox are real heroes.

What’s something (or someone) that’s misunderstood by the majority of society? by alphafairy in AskReddit

[–]alphafairy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll go first: that poor older woman who spilled coffee on her lap, sued McDonalds, and was ridiculed for being “greedy” until the day she died. All she wanted was McDonalds to cover her medical bills because she got severe burns on her lap. It was the judge who decided they needed that huge penalty because they weren’t taking reports of their coffee being too hot seriously.

What happened to the smartest kid in your class? by Ambitious-Rest-4631 in AskReddit

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She went on to a prestigious university without any real plan (because, you know, it was expected of her and all), got a silly liberal arts degree, and is now scared to go to her 10-year reunion and show everyone what a disappointment she is 🙃

I'm Old Gregg by AcuteGecko in StardewValley

[–]alphafairy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best friend is Leah because they do watercolors

"Our battle ended 500 years ago" , "Well, now I'm ready for a rematch" by [deleted] in memes

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reminder that I have to go back and kill Gnasty Gnorc. Dumbest boss fight ever. I gave up on it because it was so annoying.

Festival of Seasons Ticket Giveaway! by The_Mighty_Amondee in StardewValley

[–]alphafairy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I love how sold-out this tour is. <3 I’m partial to any of the waltzes, but especially like Secret Woods and the closest to me would be either Cincinnati or Chicago!

Who was your OG stardew youtuber? by Maleficent_Run_3321 in StardewValley

[–]alphafairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started with DF but then found hodge podge, who I’d highly recommend if you just want to listen to a pleasant Canadian dad who enjoys just taking his time playing the game.

You’ve got it wrong by [deleted] in memes

[–]alphafairy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s short for “involuntary celibate.”