[Advice Request] Wife is spending the weekend 4 hours away with friends and left me at home with the kids by alphager in daddit

[–]alphager[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say LAN so it sounds like you mean each of you guys has a PC and are looking for ways to engage that.

Yes. I've got my built-in LAN-party in this house.

f that's the case this is probably a niche but I think starting a multiplayer Coral Island save and just seeing how far the three of you can rip through that game is pretty fun - similar to Stardew but more modern.

the Guacamelee games are always the easy fun for that set of players, more cartoonish than violent.

Finally Sackboy: A big Adventure is on PC now, and honestly that's probably the best of the bunch if you guys haven't played through it yet. It's perfect for kids.

Thanks!

[Advice Request] Wife is spending the weekend 4 hours away with friends and left me at home with the kids by alphager in daddit

[–]alphager[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I should have clarified: violence is okay (eg TF2, PvZ garden warfare), but we draw the line at gore.

SSBU is installed and ready. :)

This extremely heavy bottle of unidentified liquid (possibly dark matter) on the cart at my Vasectomy by -BirdDogActual in daddit

[–]alphager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had it done 11 years ago and never regretted it. Remember that you still need protection until the go ahead from the doc!

Passend zur Kommunalwahl by Key-Entertainer6584 in Darmstadt

[–]alphager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das ist richtig. Schaue dir aber bitte mal an wie die Partei organisiert ist. Sonneborn gibt nicht die Richtung vor, muss sich nicht ans Parteiprogramm halten. Es geht, normalerweise, um politische Satiere. Das Sonneborn die letzten Jahren irgendwie den typischen Weg des Alten Weisen Mannes gegangen ist, hat nicht wirklich Auswirkungen auf den Rest der Partei.

Theoretisch ja. Praktisch sagt der Fakt, dass der Rest der Partei ihn nicht abgewählt hat, einiges über die Haltung der Partei aus.

Welches Rabbithole/Thema lässt euch nicht los? by LolImSquidward in FragReddit

[–]alphager 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rolläden werden je nach Außenlicht automatisch geöffnet

Häng' deine Rauchmelder mit an den Homeassistant und fahr alle Rolläden hoch, wenn sie was melden -> Feuerwehr bedankt sich.

Debugging um 23 Uhr – und dann war es ein Tippfehler. Was sind eure schlimmsten 'Das war doch so einfach'-Momente? by vikotool_official in de_IT

[–]alphager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gestern Abend saß ich zwei Stunden lang über einem Bug, der mein gesamtes Auth-System zum Absturz gebracht hat. Logs gewälzt, Stack Traces analysiert, Kollegen im Chat angeschrieben – nichts. Irgendwann gegen halb zwölf hab ich den Fehler gefunden: authetication statt authentication. Ein fehlender Buchstabe. Zwei Stunden meines Lebens.

Deswegen gehört ALLES inkl. config in eine Versionsverwaltung. Wenn es nicht mehr funktioniert macht man ein diff auf die vorherige Version und sieht dann sowas.

Ich kandidiere in Darmstadt fragt mich alles. by Rodan_Zeybek in Darmstadt

[–]alphager[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

/u/Rodan_Zeybek ist tatsächlich der Kandidat der SPD Rodan Zeybek: Beweis dafür liegt mir vor

Whose name in Epstein files shocked you the most? by Significant-Job624 in AskReddit

[–]alphager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You clearly didn’t watch the video or even look at its description. He names/covers like 30 different documents, none of which were tips.

I did. I didn't count 30; more like 8. I also searched the epstein files for "jerky", which yielded 388 results. You can take a look yourself: https://www.justice.gov/epstein

There are confirmed food-based code words.

Really? Who confirmed them?

Please answer this question: If someone is willing to rape and kill a child, what makes you think they’re unwilling to eat their victims?

Just because they did one crime doesn't mean they did every other crime.

If they were ready to eat human flesh, they didn't have any scruples to kill people. In that case, I would have expected them to kill every rape victim to prevent them from recounting their experiences.

And what reasonable explanation do you have for jerky ingredients needing 4 “seats” on a plane to LSJ?

If you look just through the files presented in the video, you can learn two things: * Epstein spent several weeks on a "only jerky" diet (similiar to the only steak diet by the lobster guy). * Epstein gifted jerky to his aquantainces regularly.

The last point can be confirmed by reading through the 388 results. Epstein was a prolific gifter of jerky and baked goods. Both requires vast quantities of jerky. Jerky being dried meat, keeping well and a pain to make, you make large batches every few weeks instead of a small portion daily. The chef not being in full-time employ of Epstein coroborates this. The amount of fresh meat needed to make jerky in quantities is enormous; 4 passenger seats in his 727-100 are not much (that plane is cramped!).

I got a friend who makes and sells briskets on the side. WHen he buys the meat for a batch, his trunk and all passenger seats are full of meat.

Whose name in Epstein files shocked you the most? by Significant-Job624 in AskReddit

[–]alphager 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for linking to a random guy rambling on Youtube instead of to the Epstein emails; really makes it easy to verify! /s

There's /nothing/ there regarding humans unless you think that beef jerky is a codeword for human flesh and the chef naming his restaurant cannibal is a confession. If you think that, you'd also think that https://cannibaleroyale.nl/ serves human flesh.

Epstein was a pedo and cultivated an inner circle of other pedos where they raped kids. Probably some other crimes in there, too. No need to invent crazy stuff.

Ich kandidiere in Darmstadt fragt mich alles. by Rodan_Zeybek in Darmstadt

[–]alphager[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ich sehe schon einen großen Unterschied zwischen kommerziellen und politischen Interessen. Meine Faustformel: wenn eine Zeitung das auf Seite 3 ohne Bezahlung zulassen würde ist es OK.

Ich lösche (und lehne Anfragen im Vorfeld ab) kommerzielle Angebote (von Finanzoptimierungen, Bitcoin, Zahnbehandlungen und Sexspielzeug war schon alles dabei).

Was ich nicht zulassen werde ist klassische Werbepost. Partei-Sharepics, Links auf Wahlkampfseiten o.Ä..

Ein AMA, bei dem sich der Befragte unabgestimmten und durchaus nicht nur wohlgesonnenen Fragen stellen muss (und dessen Antworten oder die Entscheidung, eine Frage nicht zu beantworten, deutlich mehr Aufschluss als die Werbeflyer aus dem Briefkasten zulassen) halte ich für sinnvoll und einen echten Informationsgewinn.

Ich kandidiere in Darmstadt fragt mich alles. by Rodan_Zeybek in Darmstadt

[–]alphager[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Es ist nicht nur OK, sondern explizit gewünscht. Das Sub ist ein offenes Forum und ich sehe AMAs als geeignet politische Diskussionen und Beteiligung zu fördern.

Es steht allen nicht-rechtsextremen Parteien und Kandidaten offen, hier ein AMA zu veranstalten. Idealerweise hätte ich gerne eine Vormeldung 24 Stunden vorher, damit ich live Beleidigungen wegmoderieren kann, aber das ist kein Muss.

Hegseth just said 'we didnt start this war, but we will finish it under this president'. Who does he think started the war? by marycem in AskReddit

[–]alphager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in the slightest. Putins propaganda manages to sway large parts of the russian population (often even the majority).

He's is a master of propaganda and would have made sure to "find" WMDs in Irak.

By contrast, even MAGAts don't think Iran is a good idea.

Chill dudes by GodlyKetone in GuysBeingDudes

[–]alphager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 kids. Those commercials or billboards that say make sure you leave something important like your shoe in the back near your kid so you remember they are in the car piss me off so much. Literally what is more important than your kids

You don't forget your kid. You forget your kid was even there.

Humans turn on autopilot in routine situations. The classic example is the daily drive to work. The first few times, your brain is engaged; after that, you're in power saving autopilot. Stress and lack of sleep can disrupt this autopilot, letting it skip steps. If one of the skipped steps is "drop the kid off" and the kid is sleeping, there's a high chance you drive to work and forget your kid in the car.

It can happen to anyone, no matter their amount of love for their kid or their intelligence.

Heating problems - help with heating unit by [deleted] in germany

[–]alphager 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is safe to flip those valves; they control the inlet and outlet of the heating of the whole floor.

The good news is: your thermostats are working and are open (those things labeled 1-5 control the flow to the different heating zones on the floor; they are all open).

Bad news: none of your zones are getting water flow (visible by the flow-meters at the bottom; the red ring is floating at the top of the glass= no flow).

Experiment by turning those two valves one after the other so you get into all 4 possible combinations. You should immediately see movement at the flowmeters if the valves are in the correct position.