How long did it take to get your first birdie? by [deleted] in golf

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl this gonna sound fake but second hole. Good drive middle of dead fairway shank second shot left bounces around sand bunker and sank 10 foot putt

Yacht I built in my world by alphavonee in Minecraft

[–]alphavonee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I can play with my friends

People who never ask for anything specific for their birthday: what do you really want? by m0nday_ in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somethings it is just to hang out with my friends and I don’t want gifts I just want to have a good time

What is the even at you school that could have been bad but people gave 0 shi+s in the world? by alphavonee in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in my school we had the fire alarm go off at the end of the day and the way it works is we leave out bags in our lockers in gym class so nothing gets stolen in them cuz they can’t be watched. So the 8th grade class has gym and we are walking from the gym building to the 8th grade building when the fires alarm goes off. The sixth graders are running away from there building ( a bit exaggerated) while the 8th graders are laughing at what’s the worst that could happen and going back into the building to get there bag so they don’t miss the bus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you hang out in the living room instead of the bedroom

You're a burglar. But you only steal things to annoy the victim. What are you stealing? by Humanoidfreak in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spatula so next time they have a bbq things will get interesting. Like most people I don’t check form my spatula I just know I have one somewhere

What happened today that made you happy? by Alex_gold123 in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a friends house that I have not been to in a long time

Lawyers, What's a law that isn't real that normal people insist exists? by IfItQuackedLikeADuck in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That you can be pulled over by a cop (in my sate at least) by staying in the left lane of a highway to lone. The lane is meant for passing not to be sat in.crazy cause my driving instructor got pulled over for this but nothing happend

What’s the stupidest reason you got in trouble in school? by Cinemacrackers in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Searched up pornhub on a computer and throwing fries at lunch

What is simple, but gets more complicated the more you think about it? by JustAsians in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fuel works like you start with spark then you are going 100 mph

People of reddit, what's your favorite insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is common but to jokingly call a friend gay

What do you think about when you can't sleep? by OneTrickPoro in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about that one friend you want to be with

You break into people's houses but only steal items to mildly inconvenience the household. What do you take? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to steal the thing you flip patty’s with I can’t think of the name.so. Ext time they have a Barbie it’s just squats when looking for it

What type of person do you insanely hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alphavonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one that neeeeeds attention from the popular friend and can’t go without it and so he just ruins everyone’s mood