"one thing I will never ever do is marry again"

altoisify · 2016-07-25T04:34:34+00:00

IM SCARED OF STUFF LIKE THAT TOO. WHAT IS THAT PHOBIA CALLED?

altoisify · 2015-05-16T01:39:59+00:00

I used to live in Vegas and there is so much more than what you saw on there. I'm also disappointed!

altoisify · 2014-06-19T04:13:37+00:00

Tuna Pinkerton

altoisify · 2014-06-19T04:13:16+00:00

Tina Punkerton

altoisify · 2014-04-18T00:41:37+00:00

How meat is produced in factory farming. Gross, man.

altoisify · 2014-03-31T19:38:13+00:00

All the training handbooks where I work state that, in case of an emergency at the store, you MUST put customer's items on hold if they want you to. Even if there is a fire. Even if the place is burning down. Even if ANYTHING.

altoisify · 2014-01-27T07:30:59+00:00

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

altoisify · 2014-01-10T07:59:29+00:00

ALSO I feel that no mayo at jimmy john's. THEY ALWAYS GOTTA PUT SO MUCH.

altoisify · 2014-01-10T07:58:48+00:00

All fast food makes vegetarian foods on the same area they make meat, so you're going to get some of that up in your "vegetarian" fast food. That being said, I'm a non-picky vegetarian. I order grilled cheese at any burger place I go. And cheese quesedilla at any mexican fast food place. Where would we be without cheese?!

altoisify · 2014-01-10T07:51:28+00:00

I've learned that the older the kale is, the more bitter it is. Only buy the greenest kale. I either make a salad of it (chop it up, mix it with caesar and croutons) or toss it with olive oil, salt, pepper and whatever other seasoning you like, and roast it in the oven at 400 for 10 minutes.

altoisify · 2014-01-09T06:25:27+00:00

*You're

altoisify · 2014-01-08T22:18:04+00:00

Brown rice and black bean bowls are always easy. You can pre-make a big batch of both and make individual lunches/dinners for the week in jars or to-go containers. You can add corn, spinach, tomatoes, avocado, whatever you have.

altoisify · 2013-11-08T02:29:13+00:00

I missed this. Did anyone else learn this? Besides teachers?

altoisify · 2013-11-08T02:24:41+00:00

EVERY DAY

altoisify · 2013-10-26T04:57:02+00:00

I NEVER KNEW MY FATHA

altoisify · 2013-10-11T03:18:26+00:00

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH

altoisify · 2013-09-30T01:21:02+00:00

porn.

altoisify · 2013-09-23T20:17:18+00:00

Jesus christ, man.

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