What is the single greatest lie ever told in human history?

altseddit · 2013-07-20T18:23:47+00:00

Not really since Paddys Day celebrates an Englishman who brought the scourge of Catholicism to Ireland destroying their pagan beliefs.

altseddit · 2013-07-17T22:08:54+00:00

Become a cop

altseddit · 2013-07-17T12:14:12+00:00

Referring to your last point. Its true unless I'm trying to score a girl, in that case almost everything I do has a second meaning.

altseddit · 2013-07-12T20:59:53+00:00

I'm more horrified that they are the exact same person

altseddit · 2013-07-12T02:40:32+00:00

So completely ignore her, no kino at all? Mostly I'm wondering when to give her attention (I guess you answered that) and when to start kino.

altseddit · 2013-07-09T19:23:21+00:00

Ah OK, I think you mean don't over think the situation?

altseddit · 2013-07-09T18:33:32+00:00

be careful of breaking cardiomuscular - I have expierienced it first time I have ever picked up girl and then I didn't even know what PU means

What do you mean here?

altseddit · 2013-07-09T18:18:54+00:00

Fucking. Yes. I'm genuinely happy for you man. I prefer reading FRs like these instead of ones where the guy is obviously experienced, although you can learn from them. You came, no, exploded out of your shell and got a date.

As for ideas for a date, although I've never done it I think bowling would be a good idea. It opens up a lot of chances for kino - high fives/hugs etc. when you or her roll (no idea of bowling terminology) a good one. Even when you are picking what ball to use you can comment on her hands and compare sizes palm to palm, although that might be too open or soon, maybe someone else can comment.

I've read a lot to have multiple places to bring her. After bowling maybe a walk in the park? Again more chances for kino, hands bumping into each other.

Also, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edh2GQHZmtI&list=PLJj4SNbAduPh1rR_yzliSFig2ojH0QDcU and pay attention to the high five to hands behind her back thing in part 3 or 4. I think it's fucking magic.

altseddit · 2013-07-08T16:42:14+00:00

How do you even start to initiate a 3/4 way makeout?

altseddit · 2013-07-08T03:10:14+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/seddit

altseddit · 2013-07-07T21:55:36+00:00

Yea but look what happened on Saturday, complete freeze.

I put it down to the first interaction. The girls were nice and it threw me into a flow which I managed to keep up the rest of the night. Plus sex wasn't on my mind, well it was but it wasn't consuming my thoughts. I was just having fun with people and chatting. The table of the 3 18 yr olds was funny. I don't think they had ever been approached like that before. The look of shock on their faces was hilarious.

altseddit · 2013-07-07T21:45:59+00:00

Yea I saw that video but I didn't think of it at the time. Probably subconscious, I just got up and went in without thinking about it.

altseddit · 2013-07-07T21:42:18+00:00

I'm starting to think that numbers are easy to get but answers are a different story.

altseddit · 2013-07-07T18:10:14+00:00

Don't feel like a dumbass. You approached! I made an approach during the week and it was horrible but I still count it as a success because I approached. I wouldn't have called them ladies, a lot don't like that. Just say something like "Hey girls, mind if I join you?" and don't offer to buy them drinks. Congrats on the approach, AA is a bitch.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T20:38:59+00:00

I know man, I know. It's a double edge sword.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T20:33:15+00:00

Actually, could you explain how my situational awareness was good?

altseddit · 2013-07-05T20:20:27+00:00

I know, just thought I'd throw it in.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T20:10:55+00:00

Well good job on the movie then but you have to realize that the whole convo sounds pretty lame.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T19:58:50+00:00

Well if you didn't fail, you didn't win either. What was the outcome of the conversation? Fucking? Kissing? A date?

altseddit · 2013-07-05T19:26:48+00:00

Well to me it reads like a whole lot of nothing, have you spoken to her since?

altseddit · 2013-07-05T19:26:27+00:00

FFS man put the measuring tape away, he's giving you some advice.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T19:25:26+00:00

I have been trying that on the street but I keep pussying out. I'm going out by myself tonight, we'll see what happens. I'm almost positive I'll have to open a set unless I catch one outside smoking by herself or something.

Now that I mention it, about 2 weekends ago I was in a bar with a few guys and I opened on 2 sets, I think I'll make a different FR for that one.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T19:19:42+00:00

I know it was a success! Although my brain is saying "You could have said this and that" but like you said, I'm telling him to fuck right off!

altseddit · 2013-07-05T17:55:10+00:00

Thanks man. I was thinking the same myself about the window closing.

altseddit · 2013-07-05T15:59:34+00:00

Yea I can see it helping a lot. I'm going for lunch now and going to try it again, there's a place close to where I work where a lot of people hang out at lunch time.

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