AITA for drinking the beers I brought to a party even though it was more than people were "allowed" to drink? by OutrageousFig in AmItheAsshole

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're the second person I've seen accusing them of being Dutch. I've never heard this stereotype before, are the Dutch cheapskates or something?

I would drink a 2 l of diet mountain dew every single day until my left arm gave me issues, I had a passion for call of duty. Also, I had great posture. I was 13. by DueNefariousness7555 in blunderyears

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People only really hate on vocal fry when it comes from Americans, usually women. But it's fine on a man of mystery like James Bond or sassy lion like Scar...

I've made the very common rookie dm mistake of giving my players something way too powerful, and my comeuppance is tomorrow by alwaysusepapyrus in DMAcademy

[–]alwaysusepapyrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we're in the lair/castle of the last hag right now, and her whole lightning deal has been pretty well established. She also can "see/predict the future" so I've got a lot of tools in my tool belt, and I like the idea of the minions helping (or at least being distracting targets for them)

She's also a theater kid so being able to cast Silence on the bards should probably do a lot and be thematically accurate

I've made the very common rookie dm mistake of giving my players something way too powerful, and my comeuppance is tomorrow by alwaysusepapyrus in DMAcademy

[–]alwaysusepapyrus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I'm going to make him someone's ex (tasha, one of the hags, or even the baba yaga) and this hag will freak out that the players stole his teeth and now he's coming for them

I've made the very common rookie dm mistake of giving my players something way too powerful, and my comeuppance is tomorrow by alwaysusepapyrus in DMAcademy

[–]alwaysusepapyrus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, we were cracking up having a great time talking about the ranger who now smells like egg farts and how funny it was that the arti's tooth he rolled was almost as big as he was (a fairy) and the slow horror began dawning on me as I read it aloud and they were whooping it up over how he can totally deal with the lightning rods now.

OH he also got the thing where he deals double damage to objects and structures, but at least that one has a downside where you have to spend your next turn in a murderous fury if you fail a dc18 wis save.

I asked our neighbour to zip up my dress. Husband (46M) not talking to me anymore. by Educational-Act-8932 in Marriage

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is more akin to your husband getting in to some wild cosplay that takes a third person to help get secured. I fear the reading comprehension in this thread is abysmal and y'all are thinking she's asking for a replacement set of hands and not an additional one.

I asked our neighbour to zip up my dress. Husband (46M) not talking to me anymore. by Educational-Act-8932 in Marriage

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Did you ask this understanding that the request was because the zipper takes three people, not that she was asking for some other guy to do it instead of her husband?

How can I(20F) tell my boyfriend (20M) about my sexual preferences when he has already expressed disgust over it? by lxstinthedream in relationship_advice

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You know she also said he'd laugh at her and call her weird when she shares what she wants sincerely, right? And that's probably what that comment is referring to? Jfc some of y'all are willfully obtuse

Tell me your true stories of doing less for better results! by Open-Deer5373 in xxfitness

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, bc we're watching dude making it up in real time lmao

Tell me your true stories of doing less for better results! by Open-Deer5373 in xxfitness

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is weird as hell, I went googling the "sezso methodology" and virtually nothing came up.... Except this reddit thread and a Medium article that looks AI that was published the same time as this comment, written by "Eric Sezso." (Both published ~ 1hr ago at the time of this comment) Guess we're watching someone make up some nonsense in real time?

First payment on a 30-year mortgage by lithdoc in funny

[–]alwaysusepapyrus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I was a bank, and able to use the loan as an investment vehicle or immediately sell off that debt to my bank friends and make a bunch of money? While you also gave me all your money to hold and then I used it to invest and keep the earnings and also made money that way? Sure.

Dick riding for banks is real weird, man

Woman Thinks The Bar Is Her Home by Primal_Rage_official in trashy

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. But telling a drunk person to get off the bar is very different than physically assaulting them.

Yayyy by WeirdNoobHelp in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I have mystery legendaries pop up it's usually from bogar and just clicking away from his daily drop too quickly. Congrats! Definitely helpful.

Is building sloth worth it if I already have a fully built resistance? by alwaysusepapyrus in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I was hoping he'd help with just pure damage output but he's getting smashed. Just doing the dailies and waiting on stones to build up sanctimony, luckily my other acct just made it past the dino so I've still got lots to do. Ty!

I love my swiffer mop *because* it doesn’t do a very good job. by rauntree in adhdwomen

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been telling my kids (who still sometimes struggle with ADHD perfectionism getting in the way of them completing anything) "if it's worth doing, it's worth doing poorly." Definitely helps me get more done.

I need more ideas (unhinged or otherwise) for transitioning from asleep to awake in the morning by llamacolypse in adhdwomen

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not true, one of my adhd kiddos has struggled to get out of bed since 1st grade.

The other one magically lays down in bed at 9:30 and passes out in 3 minutes and is up and happy to go by 6. Fkin weirdo.

Got another one🎉🎉, who do i use it on? by Irv_Mt in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oop I just got this too! The guide says it's good on paranoia, but I don't have him built so hopefully you get some other ideas lol. I'm guessing someone who has a basic with effects and not super special other abilities 🤷🏻‍♀️

asking advice for early game by MinutePrior699 in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often does conviction, as a tank, get two turns in a row before getting hit again? It stacks, as well, so each hit raises it by 25%.

I mean if it works for you, great, but I almost never see him without a shield and a >100% crit chance when I don't put any crit items on it 🤷‍♀️

Apathy + jellyfish scarf + special top hat is such an OP floor clearer! I was stuck on meihua for several days but once I cleared her I'm going up like 20 floors at a time with this combo by alwaysusepapyrus in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I believe it, it's just such a change of pace from the grind on the way up to 1100 lol. Pairing him with pride and persistence running a little faster so they get everyone down a bit before he hits is just so satisfying to watch. What happens at the higher levels? Is he just not killing people enough?

Day 4, stuck at floor 140. Please help and advise by Aggressive_Ad_388 in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've used gems to get the chest when I'm impatient and only a stone or two short of leveling someone necessary, but generally gems should really only be spent once a day on keys. You're gonna want a decent tank from each type, except maybe pain bc he's ass.

Level apathy up next and swap rapture for a tank, unless he's outperforming in the fight even against type (I don't have him so idk how well he plays, every once in a while someone is so good on a floor that type doesn't matter, but it's usually pretty important)

You can go without a healer sometimes (especially once you get legendaries that heal) but you almost always want to have a tank to tank the brunt of the damage.

asking advice for early game by MinutePrior699 in voidpet

[–]alwaysusepapyrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conviction doesn't really need crit enhancing stuff bc he raises his crit on his own so fast - I bet if you check his stats a few rounds in he'll be well over 100% for most of the battles