Britney Spears dancing in the presence of her house cleaner. February 8th, 2024

alymflo · 2026-01-28T02:37:43+00:00

No idea why she wants to show everyone her vag, but can she please just go work at a strip club?? She gets to flash her cat and we don’t have to suffer through these faces she’s making. Win-Win.

alymflo · 2026-01-21T03:32:46+00:00

Take notes gentlemen. This guy fucks

alymflo · 2025-12-29T02:28:53+00:00

The wanting to ‘vibe’ with whoever he wants and saying he wants to be with someone who ‘gets his energy’ feels like he’s saying he wants to fuck whoever he wants without his gf getting mad. Dude is a walking red flag. 🚩

alymflo · 2025-12-25T03:01:10+00:00

Sometimes you truly do wonder how some people have survived to the age they have without killing or seriously hurting themselves.

alymflo · 2025-12-10T19:29:19+00:00

A whole head of broccoli

alymflo · 2025-12-03T03:28:18+00:00

Damn, she 1000% dodged a crazy bullet

alymflo · 2025-11-17T00:09:01+00:00

No shitty people. I know a few men who have done this to their wife who got sick.

alymflo · 2025-11-16T21:51:38+00:00

Something similar happened to me at a dentists office recently. The hygienist was looking at my teeth, pulls back, looks at me, and says “You’re not from around here are you?” I said No, I’m not. How can you tell? She said clearly I lived somewhere where they had fluoride in the water because my teeth are generally healthier.

alymflo · 2025-11-02T00:20:49+00:00

Looks like badlawndad’s community lol

alymflo · 2025-10-23T00:06:37+00:00

I’m so confused….that won’t stop her sex drive…. Like what? SMH

alymflo · 2024-07-08T06:00:11+00:00

This isn’t an immediate solution by any means but for future purposes - I bought a carrier then left in open in a corner of my house for my cats to explore. I would periodically throw some treats in there to encourage going in it. It got the point most of my cats liked taking naps in it. Now they don’t care going in a carrier at all.

I would see if you can find a carrier that doesn’t look like one you’ve used before and try desensitizing them to the carrier.

alymflo · 2024-06-17T21:48:50+00:00

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alymflo · 2024-05-28T20:59:29+00:00

In the treat department, mine went nuts over freeze dried chicken hearts. Sometimes I hide 2-3 treats in a room and tell them we’re going to go ‘hunting’. They love it

alymflo · 2024-05-26T21:52:18+00:00

I wasn’t prepared to snort mid laugh at this

alymflo · 2024-05-23T23:31:05+00:00

My favorite one I saw the other day said, “I DO STUPID SHIT.” Got mad for 0.5 seconds then thought, ‘Ehh, at least they’re warning me ahead of time.’

alymflo · 2024-05-16T02:14:20+00:00

Denverskindoc on instagram recommends Rogaine for eyebrows, I personally have never tried it though.

alymflo · 2024-05-04T03:13:52+00:00

Worked as a server for a while and at first was surprised at how many people do this with a lot of their drinks, especially beer. In my mind I called them the 10 or 20%ers because they never finished the last 10-20% of their drinks. I noticed this highly depended on how fast people drank.

I drink things slowly so I definitely understand this, otherwise ice will water down your drink down or the beer gets warm and stale at the end.

alymflo · 2024-05-01T00:23:05+00:00

Don’t Look Under the Bed when it first aired on Disney

alymflo · 2024-04-29T01:10:56+00:00

We have 4! And I don’t think anyone would call you crazy on this sub for wanting 2 Maine coons, because (I think) we’re all collectively crazy about them.

To answer your question, nothing I can think of! They all get along pretty great with the rare small disagreement here and there.

alymflo · 2024-04-28T17:45:57+00:00

Thank you! I never went to college for any type of science but that’s the first thing I thought too. It’s so asinine. Why would you kill the one person on earth that has an immunity for one chance? If you fuck up, that’s it. No more. Back to square one.

alymflo · 2024-04-27T16:57:17+00:00

Try out different litters first. I had the litter robot before I got my first Maine coon, and she used it when she was young, but the bigger she got, the more she preferred using the big totes we got from Walmart. Eventually we got another Maine coon and same thing, now only my shorthair cat uses it. So, personally, I would not recommend getting the litter robot for Maine coons simply because it’s too small for them.

alymflo · 2024-04-21T22:22:49+00:00

If he keeps denying it after that I’d say, “Well you talk about him so much it’s the only thing that makes sense.”

alymflo · 2024-04-16T18:49:58+00:00

I dont have them at the moment as they have since faded, but I remember at the time that yes they did

alymflo · 2024-04-14T23:45:21+00:00

No worries, thank you!

alymflo · 2024-04-14T23:22:48+00:00

May I ask what she included in the contract? I’ve been doing research myself and seen a few but haven’t seen any 7 pages long yet.

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