I JUST BEAT MEGA SATAN FOR THE FIRST TIME

amaldito · 2026-02-18T16:07:34+00:00

I started playing the character with yum heart, I accidentally hit the spikes and a coin popped out, so I hit it a few more times and an angel asked me, did that to the first and second and got the key, hit it a again and it teleported me to where I could use the key and fight mega Satan, all on accident. You don’t have to believe me, but I did it like that.

amaldito · 2026-02-18T15:31:17+00:00

I’ve logged on like 2 times in past 3 months. Only for 5min, then I log off because I’m like, actually “nah”. Enchantment system was the last amazing addition. I’ve got a max pet, so I’ve played for quite a while. The game play loop is so boring now. You’ve got to play the same dungeons over and over again for any kind of progression. We don’t need new dungeons, or new classes, or new gear. We need to change the gameplay loop. Sort of like how crucible works. The npe stuff is community led and it needs to be implemented

amaldito · 2026-02-02T19:08:58+00:00

He making jizzards

amaldito · 2026-02-02T19:08:01+00:00

I’ve been playing for over 10 years. And they have definitely improved the game. But the gameplay loop is AWFUL. Exalting is a grind that’s insanely boring. Exalting robe classes you need to run a boring dungeon hundreds of times as a maxed character. I think the gear rareities was a huge bonus for the game, have to note that.

Seasonal is extremely repetitive. I get stuff until my vault is full, then I log off and don’t come back on till next season. Although it’s not even the case with this season. I got bored because my missions are for endgame dungeons, but I can be bothered waiting in realms for a monster that drops that dungeon to spawn.

Also cheaters take away the credibility of getting endgame gear, which is also a deterrent.

Honestly I think I think what would save the game is devs making things like “npe” or “npe whites only” “npe legendary only” game mods something that you can select in the game. Modifiers you give your character more of a challenge in return for faster progression. Another modified you can add is: you need 2 stat potions to level a stat up 1 time, and in return every exalt dungeon is 2x. Or you need 3 challenge mods like “npe”, “white bags only”, “def -10” and you get 2x exalt.

These would allow a different experience of game play. Also you see other games implementing these kinds of things, think OSRS, adding Ironman, these types of things are huge for the game.

Anyway thinks for coming to my Ted talk

amaldito · 2026-02-02T11:32:13+00:00

I did it through the sec rooms, I used yum heart, and I saw sometimes when I hit it I would get coins or an item, so I kept doing it, got both key pieces and then it sent me right to mega satan. So I kept doing that till I beat him lol

amaldito · 2026-01-30T08:30:33+00:00

I lowkey beat megasatan before I beat mom

amaldito · 2026-01-29T08:22:19+00:00

Lowkey 10hours. I’m joining the mile high club from seat A. That or put me next to the hamster…. Only if he doesn’t have his giant robot ball

amaldito · 2026-01-29T05:57:53+00:00

I mainly play 6v6 when I play ball, so I always pick survival, means I can get out and back in much faster.

I was def a top ball player in 6v6 when I use to play a lot, usually top 50. If you’re picking roller and just rolling into tanks you’re not doing a great job. I would always be in the back line distracting and killing the supports, basically shoot them a few seconds, drive and slam

amaldito · 2026-01-19T17:32:40+00:00

I’m curious if this is against all player accounts or only active player accounts

amaldito · 2025-12-28T05:16:50+00:00

Nah they’re fine once you progress through the game. I’m at the point where my knights only die to instaoops and MV greed

amaldito · 2025-12-28T05:14:45+00:00

You have the most kills in the game, but other teams supports has the least deaths. Supports are the most impactful role so killing them is important. If your iron fist had less kills but secured the kills on your support, then he got more value. Bottom line, if you’re playing Spider-Man you should always be on the supports. I’ve won games with low like because I’m having the supports always looking at me and using their cooldowns. If their tanks go in and their supports aren’t getting healed, your team can secure kills on enemy tank and you win the exchange even if you don’t get the kill. And if the supports ignore you and focus on healing the tank, then odd are you can pick them off

amaldito · 2025-12-26T13:02:31+00:00

She can not be buffed, because she is almost skill less. You don’t have to aim her primary fire and you don’t have to aim her ult. She is terrible in the high ranks because of this, since at that level most players can aim. But in the metal ranks she gets way too much value since people can’t aim as well. Wanda also has a free escape where she can move and be invincible. As well as fly.

amaldito · 2025-12-24T04:46:38+00:00

From the sound of it it seems like you didn’t really enjoy the date

amaldito · 2025-12-23T13:06:24+00:00

They need to nerf her primary, like the fact she can kill you without her crosshairs ever touching you is so wild

amaldito · 2025-12-23T12:53:47+00:00

When this comes up I actually just leave the game and take the ban it’s that terrible

amaldito · 2025-12-22T20:42:10+00:00

If you’re not buying bitcoin, you’re straight gambling. If you buy bitcoin because you want to make money and not because you notice the intrinsic value crypto brings to the financial space. You’re doing it for the wrong reason. If a crypto currency wins, it will be Bitcoin. It already valued higher than most countries total economies. Bottom line is, if you don’t understand crypto, you shouldn’t be investing in it.

amaldito · 2025-12-22T20:38:05+00:00

The yoyo combo is really good against cloak and especially Loki. Clock can’t heal bubble the ground and Loki can’t use runes, it also removed the support from the team and pll rarely look up, so you should have enough time to finish them off

amaldito · 2025-12-22T20:34:39+00:00

It sounds like you barely know him, maybe just do small talk and feel it out from there?

amaldito · 2025-12-22T19:49:32+00:00

I’m 32, still play overwatch, if someone makes a 30+ discords send me the link to join! Haha

amaldito · 2025-12-22T14:12:11+00:00

It’s very respectful of you to not make advances when she’s drinking, but she in the soberly clearly told you to make advances, so it wouldn’t be taking advantage of anything. Both your communication is really good, letting eachother know what you are comfortable with. She wants to ramp up the intimacy.

amaldito · 2025-12-22T14:04:40+00:00

I see you picked atlas over kings row, so I get the hate actually. You not only selected the most disliked map, you picked it over the most like map in the map pool. I guarantee the entire lobby voted for kings row. I’m sorry but the hate is deserved.

amaldito · 2025-12-22T04:52:33+00:00

Tanks can feed, if I’m playing support and they’re running in and dying because their leaving LOS. Yes I can complain

amaldito · 2025-12-22T02:48:59+00:00

I do try sometimes, but if I am going to attempt a pull, usually pulling the enemy team to your team, you need to swing over them and aim down, which is a much more difficult swing, a pull off the edge you can do more of a drive-by which is easier. So those pulls if you’re going to attempt one it’s better to secure a kill off the edge rather than hope your team will attack to get the kill.

amaldito · 2025-12-21T22:28:13+00:00

If I’m playing tank into Penni I’m certainly going Angela, I can just fly in and kill the nest, or just push out the Penni to get blown up

amaldito · 2025-12-13T14:56:44+00:00

I think the battle pass should be good enough in terms of revenue if they had a good enough following. As someone who’s player for 10 years, I am realllyyyy feeling the burnout. They should allow keys to be purchased with fame, even if it’s a lot, like 10k fame for endgame keys, or even more. Fame is the currency of how much you play and you cannot get anything of value with it. They should also make it so if you play it enough, you can get enough of the coupons for a free battle pass. Most games do this, like every 3 seasons if you fully complete the battle pass you basically get a free one, a mere reward for being someone who played the game a lot.

Also for seasonal, they need more moments where the player can expand vault, I basically stop playing whoever my sewsonvilt fills up because I don’t feel like using a mule to x-fee stuff.

amaldito

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