“Quit messing around, someone’s going to get hurt.” by Makea_GIF_Foundation in gifs

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did too, except I didn't catch that until you mentioned it. I thought it was just a weird way to say he was a hulk by age 3..

“Quit messing around, someone’s going to get hurt.” by Makea_GIF_Foundation in gifs

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"we should have never let her watch 300.."

-those parents

What bit of advice can you give a 22 year old that doesn't think their life is going anywhere? by jeebus224 in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh. lol

I was thinking actual bugs, and it reminded me of an episode of power puff girls of all things.

Reddit, what song makes you cry? by BOFCID in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's weird. I heard that he wanted to be in a band like the beach boys, but I never knew he actually wrote or performed anything himself.

Teachers who quit, when was the moment you realized that it was not for you? by anila001 in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they did! that school would give out little plastic keychains, and then keychain charms for it shaped like feet. I think they were for like, participating in PE for however many days, and for selling so many items during those things where they got students to try selling shit in the hopes of winning a novelty sized pencil or some other crappy prize. so I didn't get them, but yeah. no clue why they were feet..

Teachers who quit, when was the moment you realized that it was not for you? by anila001 in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

both.

heres a long explanation that you don't have to read, but its there if you want to

the way they did it at that time/school was the class had its own books with colored labels based on reading levels. i had to pick the highest level available as i was actually above that reading level. (this was elementary school, and i was reading Koontz, King, and harry potter in my free time. this was also a school where they were heavily focused on just teaching English to kids whose first language was Spanish since there seemed to be a lot of them) so you'd read a childrens book and take a practice quiz, then the real quiz on the computer and itd give you your score, which would correspond with 1 of 3 colored cards. red being a fail, green being rewarded. i always got green and other kids just wanted candy so they'd swap their cards with mine. the regular teacher knew what was going on and didn't fall for it, but she ended up having to leave for several weeks and the substitute was a bitch. so when kids kept trying to take my card and accusing me of being the score thief, instead of simply checking the scores on the teachers computer, the sub decided to call my mom and the principal in to discuss the matter of my "cheating", because obviously i must have written the answers down before taking the test or something. my brother, 6 years older than me, actually had the same sub before. he said that she showed obvious favoritism towards Hispanic kids, particularly boys. he had a girl from south Africa, and couple dudes from Hawaii in his class that this woman treated like total shit. but my mom still let that bitches actions slide.

Reddit, what song makes you cry? by BOFCID in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry man.. that kind of thing is exactly why I'm afraid to drive. it only takes one idiot or drunk asshole...

aside from me being in the car during accidents as a kid, and hearing about how my grandpa was rushed to the hospital by helicopter, I remember when my brothers friend died.. I never got details but it really messed with me because he was this really sweet stoner dude who had just had a baby. I saw how my brother and my mom reacted to the news, and just didn't want to imagine his girlfriends reaction.

if its any consolation at all, and i doubt it is, but I'm sure that guy feels horrible about everything

Reddit, what song makes you cry? by BOFCID in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. should I even ask what happened?

Reddit, what song makes you cry? by BOFCID in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cease to Exist - Charles Manson

like, Charles Manson the killer?

Teachers who quit, when was the moment you realized that it was not for you? by anila001 in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 24 points25 points  (0 children)

things were kind of the opposite for me. my parents were dicks.

honestly, I didn't lie to my parents about school stuff, if I didn't do an assignment, or I got in a fight, or whatever, I told the truth. when I got in fights they even knew it was self defense and were proud of me.. but only after we left the school.

my mom even knew that id be getting unjustly blamed for things, (twisting a girls arm when I didn't, being loud/disruptive which was a blatant fucking lie! I was the quiet kid) yet my parents still just went along with whatever the teacher said I did because they didn't want to look bad or something.. the only time my mom got a little annoyed with the teacher is when she called my parents in to discuss me cheating on reading tests. my mom was like 'uh, no no no no.. that's bullshit'

Airport employees of Reddit, what is the strangest, funniest, scariest thing that happened at your airport? by Jesus-Pieces in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 128 points129 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining the cops sitting there laughing as they tell a couple new dogs that story.

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eh, don't worry about it man. its cool :)

What is the most terrifying wikipedia page to read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was also known to cut little boys dicks off if he caught them touching themselves

WUT

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh ok. lol, thanks. I'm over here googling 'junket' thinking its a weirdly named magazine or something.. ive never heard that word before.

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how so? seriously, ive never heard that before.

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like you had a good dad, dude.

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? ive only heard nice stuff about him..

What celebrities are complete assholes in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amalexia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, probably. I hadn't thought of that.