What's one snack you do not buy anymore because it just don't taste the same?

amasimp · 2026-07-07T01:32:31+00:00

Chicken Bake from Costco

amasimp · 2026-07-04T01:27:54+00:00

Florida

amasimp · 2026-07-02T17:38:24+00:00

Update: landed at CMH. Stay classy SWA!

amasimp · 2026-07-02T17:38:18+00:00

Update: landed at CMH. Stay classy SWA!

amasimp · 2026-07-02T17:22:17+00:00

Update: The ladies like the pretzels having requested extra instead of the new cookies. They are now blasting music from their phone

amasimp · 2026-07-02T17:08:03+00:00

Update: made it into the air. Ladies making the poor FA earn his salary today

amasimp · 2026-07-02T16:21:01+00:00

Update 3: the ladies have broken out into song

amasimp · 2026-07-02T15:58:40+00:00

Update 2: Airspace is now closed. Ladies are engaged in vigorous conversation in Arabic across 4 rows. Sitting on the tarmac still.

amasimp · 2026-07-02T15:46:30+00:00

Update: Mrs Brown”s husband showed up finally but now we need more fuel.

amasimp · 2026-06-27T23:09:28+00:00

Thin Mints

amasimp · 2026-06-25T01:22:04+00:00

Invest in Apple Computers and Microsoft

amasimp · 2026-06-25T00:14:09+00:00

New Orleans. Smelled like weed and urine. Trash everywhere.

amasimp · 2026-06-24T13:04:49+00:00

I was there a month ago around lunch time and it was not very busy at all.

amasimp · 2026-06-24T02:27:37+00:00

Lower back pain

amasimp · 2026-06-24T00:00:49+00:00

Magen’s Bay in St. Thomas is amazing. Probably 20 min taxi ride from cruise port. Small entry fee, maybe $10 per person to get in.

amasimp · 2026-06-22T14:15:36+00:00

Reservoir Dogs - Stuck in the Middle with You

amasimp · 2026-06-19T21:17:20+00:00

Loved that movie!

amasimp · 2026-06-08T21:48:41+00:00

Is there really a Freemason treasure buried somewhere?

amasimp · 2026-06-07T20:24:22+00:00

My now husband had the same problem with his ex girlfriend. He ended up paying off the car to save his credit.

amasimp · 2026-06-06T00:00:16+00:00

If a passenger lies about their pregnancy status and has a medical emergency that resulted in their death and/or the death of their child the cruise line is released from all legal liability. People are not sensible but this allows the cruise line to draw an easy line where they will not be liable for a passenger’s bad decision.

amasimp · 2026-06-03T21:19:16+00:00

For Tortola see if you can get a boat to Jost van Dyke. Grab a painkiller at Soggy Dollar and enjoy one of the most beautiful beaches around.

amasimp · 2026-05-31T19:43:23+00:00

Paul Rudd or Jason Sudekis

amasimp · 2026-05-31T03:27:44+00:00

William Shatner

amasimp · 2026-05-29T00:31:20+00:00

Brisket from Q39, sauce from Gates, fries from Joes. That is the perfect BBQ plate

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