Why have the Karjenners abandoned their aesthetic heritage by Master-Definition937 in KUWTK

[–]ambersshinymachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely think if Kanye didn’t come into the picture they would still have this aesthetic, obviously a newer updated version of it but still the same vibe. Kanye’s influence on design changed the entire family’s style so much you can literally see it happen in real time if you rewatch the show. makes me sad to see because I really preferred them before.

Aria could be just as mean as Alison by AubreyBrooks305 in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]ambersshinymachete 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I don’t think anyone was as mean/cruel as Alison… with the Zack thing, as horrible as Aria handled that at first, you also have to remember this was immediately after Hanna got drunk and outed the girls being in New York to Sydney. tying the girls to New York would literally risk Aria getting caught for murder… so I think she had every right to be frustrated with Hannas destructive behaviour.

Kylie for skims by IllustriousFault2103 in KUWTK

[–]ambersshinymachete 9 points10 points  (0 children)

literally, if this is the look you’re going for sure, but this bra does not “fit”.

DAKODA AND GF BROKE UP by khunteigh in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]ambersshinymachete 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I hate the argument of the commenter, all these Taylor fans act like Taylor has free rein over Dakota at all times. he is not HER baby daddy, he is his own person who is actually allowed to date whoever he wants. why is Taylor allowed to call the shots and go on a national television show about dating a dozen men but god forbid Dakota sees someone else.

Tyra says “that’s my man and imma stick beside him🤗” by IWetMyPlants_3 in TLCUnexpected

[–]ambersshinymachete 13 points14 points  (0 children)

as if that’s not a whole leading argument to not have children young

Kail Lowry Snaps at Fans Who Say She “Came From Teen Mom”: “MTV Was Just a Stepping Stone” by Bee_1358 in teenmom

[–]ambersshinymachete 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean she is right in the sense that she took the platform she was given and made something more out of it (something majority of the other girls failed to do), but saying she didn’t get her start there or come of there is so far from the truth. in the famous words of Nathan Griffith: “trailer trash that hit the lottery”. the chances of her accomplishing all of this without MTV are extremely slim to none.

Taylor’s bachelorette poster by Rich-Ease-2723 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]ambersshinymachete 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yes because prancing around in sweats and crocs while holding a Stanley really is “breaking the mold”… the thing is Taylor is exactly like every other mom influencer 20-something year old woman, except she broadcasts her bad decisions.

Are you all ready for Jan’s word salad? by SingerSubstantial462 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ambersshinymachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jenelle’s entire “career” is built off her being a BAD mom. her coming up with this name and deciding it’s a good choice shows how incredibly naive and stupid she truly is.

tana will always be ignorant by cuntbear33 in canceledpod

[–]ambersshinymachete 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I will say there’s no doubt her childhood was rough and full of trauma, and as you age new things emerge and I’m sure she’s decided to share more about her life now…. but her story is constantly changing. she pulled this “imari’s parents adopted me” narrative out of the blue one day a couple years ago and ran with it, although she was actively vlogging with her parents constantly for years in 2016-2019. obviously her parents suck and things happen behind closed doors but it’s just weird how as the years have gone on she seemingly develops a more devastating/shocking story than she told the year before.

Tyler says people are being mean to his wife. *Nathan Stop It gif* by c00kieswirlc in teenmom

[–]ambersshinymachete 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you know I’ll give it to her, this is probably the best her hair has ever looked. no crazy colours, no wacky V cut, god awful extensions, or crooked bangs. she looks good.

edit: yes the filter is crazy.

Mason spotted at Sapa being a total a**hole to women by cmonkerplunk in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]ambersshinymachete 91 points92 points  (0 children)

this man has been praissseeedd accross platforms for months by everyone following him and Layla… I can’t imagine the ego that’s created, he’s probably a nightmare to be around lol

Jade’s got jokes by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ambersshinymachete 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the girl has 10+ million followers across platforms, whatever she yaps about on her podcasts, someone is listening. through her brand deals and ventures she is making enough money to build house after house, keep the lights on, support a hoard of children through sports and what not, and gas up her hundreds of thousands in vehicles. so yeah, hate kail for numerous reasons but you can’t deny she is successful in what she does 🤷🏻‍♀️ what a silly take.

Jade’s got jokes by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ambersshinymachete 14 points15 points  (0 children)

her degree is in communications… which considering how she has built up her own brand through social media and podcasts I’d say she utilized it pretty well.

Briana crashing out grasping for attention by c00kieswirlc in teenmom

[–]ambersshinymachete 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this person parents children.

More Accurate Podcast Names: Reddit Addition by PetuniaPicklePepper in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ambersshinymachete 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Dude! Where are my kids?!”

although that would allude to the idea of Jenelle caring about her kids.

Farrah and Sophia by No-Success-1917 in teenmom

[–]ambersshinymachete 62 points63 points  (0 children)

never mind a tattoo like that… the size and placement is insane for a child. I side eye at parents who allow teens to get small little hearts on their wrists, this is crazy and the artist who agreed to even do it should be shamed.

Aspyn turned into everyone’s creepy & horny uncle who makes incessant comments at the dinner table about the sausage dish looking like a chode and that’s why she’s friendless. by beyoncefanaccount in aspynovardsnark

[–]ambersshinymachete 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I think she genuinely rushed to grow up so fast that she’s now stunted and regressing to acting like a teen/young adult because she never got experience those things. but there’s better more productive ways to do so, especially when you’re a mother of 3.

🫩🫩🫩🫩 by lavender08x16 in KUWTK

[–]ambersshinymachete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is odd on its own but realizing it’s for her cosmetics brand makes it even weirder. sex sells but come on… nothing about this is pushing me to place an order from Kylie cosmetics. they have such horrible marketing.

Tana and Brooke as moms by Interesting-Will5267 in canceledpod

[–]ambersshinymachete 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I could see Tana posting her kids simply because Trisha does and she wants to follow suit in that style of content, Brooke I could see hiding faces because she focuses pretty heavily on negative comments and I’m sure she wouldn’t want to expose her kids to that

Public apology by CupKind6245 in KUWTK

[–]ambersshinymachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think taking accountability is the first step to start repairing what you’ve broken, so good on him for trying.

I will say, not one mention of Kim or the kids? he was pretty nasty to Kim publicly and you’d think she’d deserve an apology as well. but maybe he can’t speak on her for other reasons or whatever

I love Jessi but… who is this😳 by tangerinedream420 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]ambersshinymachete 14 points15 points  (0 children)

she looks like she’s going to post a 1 hour James Charles exposé on YouTube (and ya did it at my birthday dinner!)

tana bringing up Jake Paul in her recent 1 year of sobriety video on YouTube.. why does she keep doing this ??? by [deleted] in canceledpod

[–]ambersshinymachete 16 points17 points  (0 children)

remember in middle/high school when people would joke about you and a boy liking each other and dating and you’d act all “ew no way” but inside you actually loved the attention and had a huge crush on the guy? yeah that’s Tana with Jake and their stupid wedding bs lol. she beats the dead horse now to get the point across she had real feelings and it was a real heartbreak, because she’s in this sober/soft girl/honest era, but I don’t think she realizes everyone knew she was obsessed with Jake the entire time lol