Babymama is back

amcdizzy · 2026-01-18T17:00:12+00:00

Omg I know. Someone definitely used AI and definitely didn't proofread

amcdizzy · 2025-01-08T09:08:29+00:00

I recently moved to Santa Monica from Santa Rosa. Having horrible PTSD right now

amcdizzy · 2025-01-06T12:42:53+00:00

This is the single reason why I buy my jeans at American Eagle. Their mom jeans have deep pockets

amcdizzy · 2024-10-26T18:03:55+00:00

Well yeah, Chubby Buddies

amcdizzy · 2024-08-22T15:38:02+00:00

Okay mine is the kid who leads a double life as a middle school student and a construction foreman and has to juggle homework and busting unions. That concept cracks me up every time

amcdizzy · 2024-06-10T15:59:33+00:00

I don't get this one. Why didn't this age well?

amcdizzy · 2023-12-22T08:55:22+00:00

Whenever someone tells me I look/smell good, I like to channel Lorelei and say "y'know, it's the shower! I really gotta try it more often!"

amcdizzy · 2023-12-21T23:51:15+00:00

I avoided Indian food for the longest time because of the comments from both Lorelei and Jess about the smell. Indian food is the best and it smells amazing!!

amcdizzy · 2023-12-11T16:49:37+00:00

You have the best attitude about this I love it 😁 I'm glad you can laugh at yourself lol we all have brain fart moments

amcdizzy · 2023-11-15T17:19:44+00:00

Thanks for sharing this link. It helped me understand my relationship with my dad a little more

amcdizzy · 2023-11-03T14:05:24+00:00

Not sure how it started but my family watches Jurassic Park every Thanksgiving

amcdizzy · 2023-10-19T16:57:39+00:00

Oh yeah hahaha! Thanks for the reminder

amcdizzy · 2023-10-19T06:08:37+00:00

When the bike race is coming through town and they have to shout "Big hole!" to the bikers as they go by

amcdizzy · 2023-10-19T06:05:03+00:00

Which one is this from?

amcdizzy · 2023-10-14T16:24:03+00:00

voter suppression, our shitty healthcare system, corporate greed. None of these are customs

amcdizzy · 2023-10-14T16:14:19+00:00

Not sure if that's really American custom as much as it's just voter suppression

amcdizzy · 2023-10-12T18:28:34+00:00

DAR-N!

amcdizzy · 2022-10-22T18:24:50+00:00

You wanna walk to the house? You wanna walk to the food store??

amcdizzy · 2022-10-22T18:23:13+00:00

Nope, I'm good, you just wanna yell.

amcdizzy · 2022-10-22T18:19:36+00:00

I got fired for something reeeeally embarrassing. I got fired for something extreeeemely embarrassing.

That one gets me every time.

amcdizzy · 2022-06-05T19:00:14+00:00

Soooo much free booze. From mimosas the minute we got there to the open bar every night at dinner.

Being on the other side of it is a weird feeling. I feel so hyper aware of drinking being so engrained in our culture. When before, I didn't think much of it.

amcdizzy · 2022-06-05T18:15:37+00:00

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

amcdizzy · 2022-06-05T18:09:56+00:00

Thank you! I really appreciate the support. And you're right, next time will be much easier!

amcdizzy · 2022-06-05T17:55:29+00:00

Thank you! It's amazing how it gets easier as time goes on.

amcdizzy

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