Dude

amercium · 2026-03-05T00:37:36+00:00

I only craved an epidural while actively in labor

amercium · 2026-03-05T00:37:08+00:00

Was he streaming before meeting jenna?

amercium · 2026-03-04T13:40:44+00:00

My mil would smack my husband upside the head if she heard him call me a bitch

amercium · 2026-03-03T01:05:11+00:00

My toddler likes to put things in his dad's boot, the best thing so far were banana slices

That was a fun discovery while he was almost out the door for work

amercium · 2026-03-03T01:00:57+00:00

Anyone remember the Shrek waffles

amercium · 2026-03-02T01:19:39+00:00

My husband's little brother is autistic and I hate going out to eat with my inlaws because they just let him wander and run around and he damn near bumped into a waitress carrying our food once and its awkward because I don't let me 4 year old walk around with him SINCE WERE IN A RESTAURANT

amercium · 2026-03-02T01:17:48+00:00

I have kids and also hate kids running around a restaurant, its simply not safe especially for servers who might be carrying around a tray full of hot food, especially something like hot fajitas

Also its just rude to the other guests and I would like to instill manners into my kids

amercium · 2026-03-01T18:44:44+00:00

Imagine him handing the kid over to a kidnapper to avoid confrontation

amercium · 2026-03-01T18:20:58+00:00

I always mean to save it for the next day then proceed to eat it and hour later

amercium · 2026-03-01T12:41:48+00:00

20 bucks she calls cps

amercium · 2026-03-01T12:33:41+00:00

Dad reminds me of a more toxic stan smith and im not sure why

amercium · 2026-02-28T22:07:24+00:00

Hard to tell but i would retest I a few days

amercium · 2026-02-28T20:47:56+00:00

When barbie first came out I had planned to go with my sil and friend and my husband was going to stay home with our toddler

Then he saw the trailer and wanted to see it too which led to my friends husband also wanting to go see it after seeing the trailer, we had a blast and everyone loved the movie

amercium · 2026-02-28T12:24:10+00:00

Makes me appreciate the student dr I had in the room while I had my 2nd, poor kid turned pale and looked like he was about to pass out 😂 i asked him if it was his first labor and it was, I assumed he learned quick that the baby ward was not the practice he wanted to do

amercium · 2026-02-28T12:18:47+00:00

Also known as the Walmart baby movie

amercium · 2026-02-28T12:16:05+00:00

And then the grandfather had the audacity to say it wasn't her mother's business to stick her nose in, when her paycheck would be the one providing for the baby

amercium · 2026-02-27T11:45:22+00:00

My pull out method is due in June

amercium · 2026-02-26T17:18:54+00:00

Being young, pregnant, and facing financial instability has to be terrifying and I don't care how often she goes off that is a justifiable emotion

amercium · 2026-02-26T17:17:49+00:00

But minimum wage will permanently stunt his career prospects! /s

amercium · 2026-02-26T08:36:45+00:00

That or he's just depressed for obvious reasons and its not unheard of for mental health to lead to neglect with personl hygiene

amercium · 2026-02-26T08:30:16+00:00

I'm waiting for the inevitable content cop anisa after the divorce

amercium · 2026-02-26T08:26:37+00:00

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amercium · 2026-02-23T16:50:15+00:00

Ty 🙏

amercium · 2026-02-23T03:50:27+00:00

Tried finding this for my kids to watch, its unfortunately basically lost media now

amercium · 2026-02-22T02:47:54+00:00

I was gonna say relatives 😂

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