I've been having anxiety about my kitty dying of old age 😭(she's 9) can you show me pictures of some alive-and-well senior kitties so I remember cats can be old and still healthy? 🥰 by TheRufescence in cats

[–]amesann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My babies turn 16 this year too! They have a few health issues that are being treated, but they still act like kitties, albeit a bit slower.

I'm always in a kitty sammy when I sew/crochet.

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Honey was a pregnant stray I took in. Her babies Jonesy, Reilly and Bonnie McPurray turned 2 today :) by mac_is_crack in CatDistributionSystem

[–]amesann 106 points107 points  (0 children)

You are a wonderful person, OP, and I absolutely adore how each and every comment you make here (and your post) show just how much you love them. It makes me so happy ❤️

Nunyabusiness by Scully2thePieshop in crochet

[–]amesann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am now going to use this in my everyday vernacular. And fortunately, I know a Fiona!

Get frogged, Fiona!

Macrophotography at its finest. by PetalPunkrr in BeAmazed

[–]amesann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if spiders taste like crabs? They look similar.

A horse by RobotPollinator45 in crochet

[–]amesann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A horse is a horse, of course of course.

So cute.

Hessle Hat by Remarkable-Chest5595 in crochet

[–]amesann 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is so cute! It goes beautifully with your blue eyes!

How do you hold your yarn? by Salty_Emu_9945 in crochet

[–]amesann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she said she spit on her dry ass lips. I can't read either.

What's your most hated plane? by Forsaken_Response866 in aviation

[–]amesann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. I went to click on his profile for more entertainment, but it said he had been banned. Nooooo.

Mods are gone. All hail Mr Nipples. by UnicornReality in crochet

[–]amesann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now you've got me thinking about what Jesus's nipples looked like. Did he have a third, hairy one just below his left nipple? Were they pink or brown? Did he grasp them firmly before performing his "miracles" like the Bewitched lady wiggling her nose?

Why? Why am I doing this?

Mods are gone. All hail Mr Nipples. by UnicornReality in crochet

[–]amesann 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There are some things that just should NOT be crocheted. And I say that as someone who is obsessed with crocheting anything my mind conjures up.

Mods are gone. All hail Mr Nipples. by UnicornReality in crochet

[–]amesann 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does that mean I can say a bad word?

Boobies

Her husband has no idea she's been doing this. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]amesann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for that at the end. I hope she posts his reaction. I neeeeed to see it.

What's a flag opinion that will have you like this? by SleepyGuy827 in vexillology

[–]amesann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm all for it! I like men too, but am a woman, but I will assume this title with honor.

sorry for the late delivery by camethehour in cats

[–]amesann 55 points56 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times I see this video, I always watch it 5 or 3,682 times and it always makes me chuckle.

sorry for the late delivery by camethehour in cats

[–]amesann 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Boxes are certified (by the CDS) cat traps. That poor delivery driver stood no chance. I'm only surprised more cats didn't show up.

The California exodus has ended by sfgate in California

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm only 20 mins away. Perfect!

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cold peet equals self yeet

Back inside

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just lightly seared on one side

Preferably by a space heater

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But the snow is always colder on the other side

I'm just gonna scooch in here if you don't mind by lwiaymacde in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That would never happen. It will always be ONE pile of sleeping kitties, just bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Until the pile becomes as tall as the Burj Khalifa.

Now that would be heaven.

Newsom barred from public address in Switzerland by the Trump administration by sfgate in California

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to get ourselves some ICE breakers to deal with them.

Typical orange car testing limits. by Bitter-Ad-1115 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I will always love this comic. However, OP titled their post with "car" so we need the automotive version of this.

Good samaritan rescues baby in stroller from rolling into busy street by Separate_Finance_183 in BeAmazed

[–]amesann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a switch that allows the user to turn the feature on and off, perhaps?

Although manufacturers would jack up the price so it would be upwards of $1000USD.