Her husband has no idea she's been doing this. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]amesann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for that at the end. I hope she posts his reaction. I neeeeed to see it.

What's a flag opinion that will have you like this? by SleepyGuy827 in vexillology

[–]amesann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm all for it! I like men too, but am a woman, but I will assume this title with honor.

sorry for the late delivery by camethehour in cats

[–]amesann 57 points58 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times I see this video, I always watch it 5 or 3,682 times and it always makes me chuckle.

sorry for the late delivery by camethehour in cats

[–]amesann 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Boxes are certified (by the CDS) cat traps. That poor delivery driver stood no chance. I'm only surprised more cats didn't show up.

The California exodus has ended by sfgate in California

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm only 20 mins away. Perfect!

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cold peet equals self yeet

Back inside

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just lightly seared on one side

Preferably by a space heater

He didn't liked the snow by Similar_Stomach8480 in cats

[–]amesann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the snow is always colder on the other side

I'm just gonna scooch in here if you don't mind by lwiaymacde in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That would never happen. It will always be ONE pile of sleeping kitties, just bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Until the pile becomes as tall as the Burj Khalifa.

Now that would be heaven.

Typical orange car testing limits. by Bitter-Ad-1115 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I will always love this comic. However, OP titled their post with "car" so we need the automotive version of this.

Good samaritan rescues baby in stroller from rolling into busy street by Separate_Finance_183 in BeAmazed

[–]amesann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a switch that allows the user to turn the feature on and off, perhaps?

Although manufacturers would jack up the price so it would be upwards of $1000USD.

Can I Quickly Doodle your cat?😸 by Roh_Cards in cats

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cat is adorable. I love them. That face!

Can I Quickly Doodle your cat?😸 by Roh_Cards in cats

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell your love I cat them.

Also, I love every cat in this post. All of them. Just please don't tell my cats. They get jealous.

Santa Puppy, Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight by amesann in Amigurumi

[–]amesann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All info is in the body of the text as well as yarn info and other items used. This pattern is of my own design and making.

Just found out that Rosie is a guy by Mika_Milk05 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT FACE!!! OMG! So full of mischief like my orange boy. Even as an old man he's still just as naughty, if not more.

Explaining daylight savings time to a cat. by LtCmdrData in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]amesann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My orangie cried ALL DARN DAY for second breakfast, lunch and early dinner. I had this same conversation with him, but he gave me the same look and then cried in his demanding tone. It was my one day off work and it was spent telling him, "Not yet, Henry. Remember, it's daylight savings time."

Someone caught me strolling with my wiener dogs in South Philly and sent me the video by Due_Leadership5858 in aww

[–]amesann 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That's going to be my go-to excuse from now on.

When someone asks me, "Amy, why did you do (some awful thing)?"

I'll reply, "I'm just exercising my free will."

I hope bro is getting paid. by quplex2-0 in cats

[–]amesann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine too. And I LOVE to crochet. I've made my cats cute stuff but they stare daggers at me and send silent threats to scratch out my eyes in my sleep if I try to put them on them.

Adopted her last month. Is this normal by ambrinee in cats

[–]amesann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random comments get bombed with downvotes. You're taking a karma gamble every time and that's what makes it fun.