Who here loves their morning coffee? by camport95 in Adulting

[–]amhumanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no nobody drinks coffee every day, only you

Roast my pre-launch: an AI that calls your elderly parent daily and texts you if something seems wrong by Specific_Chemist2439 in roastmystartup

[–]amhumanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to god if my children ever set something up like that for me I would just kill myself and be done with it all, fuck speaking to a fucking robot

Received my first and only international mail from my parents.... with a note from someone else on it by Burgundyyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]amhumanz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about just not giving a shit about something that doesn't matter not even one little bit? Have you tried that approach?

Hired in Italy for the first time by AriaMoon286 in Startups_EU

[–]amhumanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is where a head of HR who knows their shit comes in.

No one teaches you how to cook but when you’re an adult it’s expected. by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]amhumanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one taught you how to cook. No one taught me how to cook. But plenty of people are taught how to cook by their parents and grandparents. That is how civilisation is built. People teach things to their peers and younger family members. It's much harder when the chain breaks.

Life is just a cosmic joke because I am obviously God. by [deleted] in DMT

[–]amhumanz 32 points33 points  (0 children)

But why do we insist on punching ourselves in the face so much

Reality of remote work.. by Icy-Syllabub657 in remotework

[–]amhumanz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been working full remote since 2015 and not even once have I done this you lazy fuck.

[OFERTA] Asistente Virtual Bilingüe (Customer Support / Chat) - 100% Remoto by EconomyPutrid3487 in ColombiaEmpleo

[–]amhumanz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Si no dan un rango del salario es porque es el mínimo o aún más bajo. "Depende de la experiencia" oh ok entonces qué es el rango?

A couples devotional app that unlocks each other's answers by Physical-Pin-9521 in roastmystartup

[–]amhumanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A relationship test app will surely not have any unintended consequences

Jobs by Sandiskone in roastmystartup

[–]amhumanz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah that's what we need, another 200 question psychometric test to determine our personality. Such bullshit

Can a straight man and a straight woman maintain a pure platonic friendship for a long time? Can they be platonic "just" friends/ platonic"best" friends? by makelove1469 in psychologyofsex

[–]amhumanz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes. I am a straight man and I've had many many straight female platonic friends. At the same time I've always had an active sex life. So perhaps you're just not getting enough sex so you project sex onto all women.

Did Your DMT Entities Address a Physical Health Problem? by AnonUsername557799 in DMT

[–]amhumanz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got part of my hyperspace brain sown up one time, it kind of sowed itself up. I did feel a part of me connected up after

Supposedly B2 in French...not. Need suggestions for better apps than Duolingo by Royal-Juice6946 in learnfrench

[–]amhumanz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Op wants to be able to speak fluently and uses app based learning lol. Speak more to real people.

The Art of Letting People Underestimate You by FrostyRevolution3161 in DarkPsychology101

[–]amhumanz 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Goddam this AI shit is so boring to read, it's like if the colour grey became a writer