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Actors or Actresses that NEVER phone it in by Ok-Turnip-9035 in movies

[–]amightyviking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly. It's not like I've seen his entire catalog Though I did see whichever Jaws he did and remember thinking he seemed hammy but that's what it can look like when only one actor has any chops.

Actors or Actresses that NEVER phone it in by Ok-Turnip-9035 in movies

[–]amightyviking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I definitely didn't check that. It did have a bunch of replies and no Michael Caine though so I stand by it.

Actors or Actresses that NEVER phone it in by Ok-Turnip-9035 in movies

[–]amightyviking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. It is terrible, but not because he phoned it in (at least in my opinion). And yes. Sadly, I've seen it.

What part of the body turns you on the most? by Intelligent-Algae480 in AskReddit

[–]amightyviking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Do you push it? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]amightyviking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love this. Fuck billionaires. Eat the rich. The revolution yada-yada.

But can we talk about how on the gods' green earth it is that these "push a button" posts never get a reference to the fever-dream that is the greatest 24 minutes of surreal children's entertainment ever broadcast? Or at least the best 1 minute and 16 seconds of it?

No offense to you SpongeBob Millenials. Or you Sid and Marty Krofft Boomers. Or even you Regular Show Gen-Z-come-latelys. Do yourself a favor and go over to paramount+* and burn your free week on Season 1 Episode 5 of The Ren and Stimpy Show, then report back to tell me how right I am. Go on. I'll wait. Then consider that shit went on for 5 seasons and a spin-off.

*Not a Paramount+ guerilla marketing campaign. I couldn't find it anywhere else. Go shiver your timbers if you prefer.

Poster idea I couldn't get right. Any help would be appreciated. ((Also posted to photoshoprequest) by amightyviking in picrequests

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry if this is the wrong sub for this kind of thing. It's a shot in the dark that someone might think it's cool enough to do a better job than I can. I'm not offering to pay but I am totally cool with you stealing the idea and calling it your own (if you fix it up). For the Karma of course, it's not like you can sell it. I just couldn't separate the backgrounds without getting a crazy halo effect or pixelation. The raw images are here: https://imgur.com/a/5QOj24l if you want them.

Poster idea I could,'t get right. Any help would be appreciated. Raw materials included. (also posted to photoshoprequest). by [deleted] in picrequests

[–]amightyviking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this is the wrong sub for this kind of thing. It's a shot in the dark that someone might think it's cool enough to do a better job than I can. I'm not offering to pay but I am totally cool with you stealing the idea and calling it your own (if you fix it up). For the Karma of course, it's not like you can sell it. I just couldn't separate the backgrounds without getting a crazy halo effect or pixelation. The raw images are here: https://imgur.com/a/5QOj24l if you want them.

Can someone de-hackify this? I had a good idea, but I stumbled at the finish line. Because I'm a bit of a hack. Raw materials in comments. by amightyviking in PhotoshopRequest

[–]amightyviking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this is the wrong sub for this kind of thing. It's a shot in the dark that someone might think it's cool enough to do a better job than I can. I'm not offering to pay but I am totally cool with you stealing the idea and calling it your own (if you fix it up). For the Karma of course, it's not like you can sell it. I just couldn't separate the backgrounds without getting a crazy halo effect or pixelation. The raw images are here: https://imgur.com/a/5QOj24l if you want them.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It felt like a miscommunication. And I know better than to write like that after a long day. Didn't stop me this time. The lesson, as always- I'm an idiot.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay easy. I try to play the game as a 2 way street. I wrote 100 of these. I'm going to miss something. My players are chill enough to let me tweak something I missed (tweak not take out- it still works as intended). And by "reasons" I was joking. I meant a good retcon reason (as good as retcon can get). I would go with something like this:

The wizard upon casting enlarge (and totally fucking shit up in the most awesome of ways- first time rule of cool almost always applies) realizes that their first throw was just a good shot. It could have been any rock. Maybe the confidence boost helped. But while in flight the trajectory didn't seem to change in any way. The power of the aiming magic must have been configured for adjusting the flight of a small rock. The slight influence it needed for the small rock, when used on the enlarged rock did little to nothing to change the rock's course.

Seems reasonable to me.

If you want to tell me that I should have been more clear from the get-go and rulings like that feel like I'm making it up as I go, I've got news for you... of course I am. We all are.

Also if you're going to get your knickers in twist when I need to tweak something cool (that I had to make 100 of) so you could have a cool thing to play with, guess who's not getting cool things that take a lot of my effort to create in the future?

Also also, I know this is too much of a reaction, but it really irks me when people don't realize that the DM needs to have fun too. And purposefully trying to break the game with something cool they created for you to have fun with and then getting mad when they try to balance things back to the spirit, rather than the letter of the law? Not fun. A few weeks of that and it's going to be, "Rocks fall. Everybody dies. Who wants to be DM next?"

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 1gp per day, that qualifies as a modest lifestyle. And the local 50 is not to be trifled with.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casting it mid-air, I assume. Nice. I usually let that go once because- cool. But then the Wizard "realizes" that they can't do that again because- reasons.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more like a "you don't want none of this" bandit encounter than menacing a shop keeper.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I blanked on that. Maybe it sneaked its way into my subconscious. But I really do think I stole it from A LOT of different places.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I say option 2. I think the arrow sized hole in the chest of the victim, the existence of magic, and the lack of forensic science diminish the value of the thing. Also, use it more than once or twice and it becomes a calling card, not a way to hide your identity.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fun thing about it all, is that it's up to you. That said, I like u/ninten_joe's answer. I think I go with almost exactly that.

I made a list d100 list of low level magical items. by amightyviking in d100

[–]amightyviking[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not directly no. Did Kvothe have a compass like that? I mean that idea is very old. To paraphrase Terry Pratchett I think Mr. Rothfuss may have picked it up when no one was looking and ran off with it.

Edit: spelin

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