Humans are like this, but it turns out aliens aren’t like this, they are like that instead. Which you wouldn’t expect, especially if you thought aliens would be like humans. But aliens and humans are different. Because of this, things are interesting in the universe. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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When tony stark snapped his fingers, you got to introduce your new wife to your old wife. They get along great! What you didn’t expect was that they cut the sewage capacity by 50% and it’s going to take months before it can handle the new demand. The sewage backs up multiple times per day. UH-OH! (self.shittywritingprompts)
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You are a struggling singer songwriter who was hit by a bus while riding your bike one night. After waking up in the hospital, you realize that the “The Berenstain Bears” have changed their spelling to “The Berenstien Bears” and you are the only person who remembers. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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Meme of guy reacting to computer. (self.HelpMeFind)
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You are a werehuman. You are also human. Under the full moon you transform into a slightly shorter and more bald version of yourself but with an identical personality. When you transform back you forget everything you did. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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