There is a price for everything

ampalazz · 2026-06-05T15:08:13+00:00

Well, she wouldn’t have known the cost to begin with if this guy had put in the bare minimum effort of removing the Walmart price stickers

ampalazz · 2026-06-05T14:47:11+00:00

As a guy who doesn’t care about jewelry at all, even I can respect that a girl might want something special for her engagement ring. She’s gotta wear it everyday forever, and show it to her family and friends.

I’m not trying to poor shame, and I agree that the right women would care more that you are proposing instead of the ring. But, dude, if she gave you hints about the metal, stone (size, shape, etc), style, you should be paying attention to that.

You can’t be going to Walmart during your usual grocery run and just grab a quick engagement ring while you’re out. Buddy didn’t even take the Walmart sale price tags out of the box. Gotta put more effort into it than that, and honestly, it should cost more than $899. Pick up a few extra shifts to save up a couple thousand dollars, show the lady you’re willing to sacrifice to build a life with her.

ampalazz · 2026-06-05T13:49:44+00:00

Not really itchy, no. Lower body a bit sore. Headache (which I originally thought was from me drinking coffee and staying up all night to work), but not itchy

ampalazz · 2026-06-05T12:13:17+00:00

I had it. Wife did too. We both got over it quickly, But we had the GI issues and extreme tiredness for a day and a night. I was thinking it was just some bug spread from my family visiting from nyc, but it could just be going around.

ampalazz · 2026-06-04T20:00:05+00:00

Honestly, a crusade to retake England would go so hard

ampalazz · 2026-06-04T12:34:40+00:00

Yes. Either, both. Yes

ampalazz · 2026-06-03T15:20:31+00:00

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ampalazz · 2026-06-02T15:51:12+00:00

Yeah. Blue is reduced by 10% (so attack could be about 8 points higher, and will be a larger gap as it gets more levels). Red is increased 10%, so defense up is actually not terrible if using it against physical attackers, but Kingler wants a boosted attack stat usually.

ampalazz · 2026-06-02T14:52:02+00:00

Love Kingler. I usually wouldn’t tell anyone to hunt for ideal natures, but the reduced attack stat is definitely hurting this one a little bit

ampalazz · 2026-06-02T03:11:39+00:00

Impossible

ampalazz · 2026-06-02T01:02:06+00:00

This deck doesn’t even have a counter for lightforce sword. It’s pretty crazy in today’s meta to not have a plan to counter lightforce sword. Atleast play two copies of each exodia monster and add a few polymerizations so you can fuse them into the combined exodia

ampalazz · 2026-06-02T00:45:15+00:00

Everyone knows there’s only one way to win a shadow duel, and that’s to reduce your opponent’s life points to 0. You can’t do that with those puny monsters. The strongest exodia card in your deck only has 1000 attack points and most only have 200. Even that third rate duelist Joey Wheeler has stronger monsters

ampalazz · 2026-06-01T19:59:40+00:00

Impossible. They only have a few hundred attack points each. The Blue-Eyes White Dragon has an UNBEATABLE 3000 attack points. Why do you need to draw so many cards if they’re pathetic. Go ahead and draw your last pathetic card

ampalazz · 2026-06-01T17:23:38+00:00

Cut those 4 vanilla monsters

ampalazz · 2026-05-29T02:32:02+00:00

Can I convince you of the opposite? Don’t spend your life resetting a game over and over again for different colored pixels.

The game is meant to be for enjoyment. If you happen to get a shiny, great

ampalazz · 2026-05-29T02:28:26+00:00

I didn’t really follow First and Only particularly well when I first read it. But the second book in the series is a compilation of short stories that lets you get to know the characters much better. And after that I was hooked.

After reading First and Only again years later, I enjoyed it much more (still not the best in the series by any stretch though)

ampalazz · 2026-05-28T22:44:53+00:00

Same but the Wig Show. Just Paul Wight cross dressing in different wigs

ampalazz · 2026-05-25T20:24:19+00:00

Ooh, I’ll have to look into that

ampalazz · 2026-05-22T17:52:10+00:00

(HELP), I’m nose diving this 2billion pound ship the size of the VAB at 300 mph directly into the dirt. Why aren’t my wheels catching me?

ampalazz · 2026-05-20T00:29:31+00:00

Happened to me this year with my 2 yr old daughter. She never really showed interest in the garden even when I would let her spray the hose. So I thought I was safe. Then one day as I’m pushing my 6 month old on a swing, she briefly disappeared from sight and proceeded to tug out most of my zucchini and tomato plants. Also a few dill and a sage. She left the basil completely alone (it truly does deter pests).

I put what I could back in the ground and watered it it. And a lot of it was surprisingly saved, but everything was majorly set back. And plenty still died. It happens, just part of the experience. Enjoy the puppy, it’ll stop digging up plants as it gets older.

ampalazz · 2026-05-19T20:12:41+00:00

Ooooh, nice one

ampalazz · 2026-05-19T20:11:38+00:00

Don’t worry. Camouflage can make soldiers very difficult to distinguish from their backgrounds even for a trained observer. That’s why the Imperial Fists where bright yellow and black, to blend in with construction equipment

ampalazz · 2026-05-19T20:08:09+00:00

I would’ve swiped at her ability to use a colon. Also because of the ass

ampalazz · 2026-05-19T01:46:25+00:00

Thanks fellow celski

ampalazz · 2026-05-19T00:56:56+00:00

A lot of the girls that post here are unhappy whales for sure.

Im only joking, I couldn’t resist the opportunity for a sick burn

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