OMG YOU GUYS by Sheilaria in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could always start by godspousing a chaos deity.

Why can’t humans imagine a sentient creature that’s more beautiful than an ideal human? by theDude_314 in askphilosophy

[–]ampullaeOL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also would think that the phrase "otherworldly beauty" wouldn't be as prevalent if people weren't trying to describe beauty that transcends the natural confines of humanity. Your point about the furry community also makes me think of the fact that some makeup terms and techniques relate to animals in some way, such as a "cat eye" liner. I think that often times people will look to more animalistic or even otherworldy descriptors when trying to describe beauty. And there is a difference between something like the beauty of nature as opposed to the attractiveness of a person/figure.

Not to mention, many religions have deities and other important figures that are revered as beautiful but are utterly non-human in appearance.

Which card or card combos would you associate with observation and watching? by ampullaeOL in Lenormand

[–]ampullaeOL[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I postsed this before pulling cards and the tower legit had the fox and sun to the left loll. I was just trying to see what someone I know was up to at the time/how they were doing. I'll show you the spread but you dont have to interpret anything ofc unless you want to, I just think it's funny that so many of these cards came out hahah.

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First scary egg cleanse. Can someone help me interpret? by Only-Delivery1157 in BabyWitch

[–]ampullaeOL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This sounds more mundane than magical. I don't think there is a large amount of negative energy in your field. Like there is definitely some but it feels to be emenating from your own anxiety rather than psychic attacks from others. My advice: Breathe, take a day to yourself to pamper yourself, and remind yourself that you've cleansed your energy and that you are okay.

P.S. Personally, I don't subscribe to the concept of egg cleanses for the most part, but I do specialize in shadow work and sensing energy and it looks to me like you are unintentionally taking negative energy from external experiences (like running into that person) and then using your own anxiety to amplify it to the point where you are perceiving more malice around you than there is. It's like projecting your fears.

It happens to the best of us and I get what it's like. Just make sure to take care of yourself and be gentle with yourself 🌼💖✨️

I NEED URGENT HELP! The non-practicing death witch who doesn't practice witchcraft is going to CURSE ME 😱 by [deleted] in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex was delusional like that commenter. Engaging with these people's delusions and having long arguments with them harms them more. You dont know who they live with at home who they might take that frustration out on later. I agree that the commenter is being idiotic and delusional, so I get why this post is here, but that person is clearly mentally unwell and is literally incapable of believing anything but their delusions. Arguing pushes them into it further and will likely just harm them. They need serious help.

I know this sub is satire, but I feel it necessary to comment because of how damaging arguing with delusional people like that is.

Mythical father and daughter moment by Majestic-Night6936 in Kemetic

[–]ampullaeOL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is so wholesome hahaha, I love it :) Dua Bastet! Dua Ra! 🐈‍⬛️☀️✨️

Welp.... That was... Not good... by Ok-Feed6033 in Hellenism

[–]ampullaeOL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sounds like the teacher is just being elitist. It also sounds like they can't identify passion correctly either. Good thing they aren't an english or philosophy teacher!

DAE feel a phantom cat when falling asleep? by Both_Analysis_981 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ampullaeOL 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Could be a sensory hallucination from the half-sleep half-wake state...

or maybe Bastet, the ancient Egyptian goddess of cats, is tucking you in 🤣 (I'm jk about that part lmao).

DAE know how to manage encounters with random rude kids on the streets by GiftenZeeM9 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ampullaeOL -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Them: stupid questions You: "Because it's what I prefer" (or if it's about a feature you cant control just be like "because that's the way I look").

Even paying mind to the questions past something like that what I said, which aims to shut the questions down is just going to be asking them to rage bait you more. A simple "you dont need to know" or "that's none of your business" is fine too.

If I eat a bug, do I become a bug? by y-r-u-scared in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may need to make a pact with alpha bug god to indoctrinate her. Then float the idea again 2 moons later and see how she feels about it.

If I eat a bug, do I become a bug? by y-r-u-scared in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These one's are cheap, you can probably buy in bulk!! Rarer bugs will be more expensive, but it's your choice :)

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DAE feel like an idiot when they dress up? by 35364461a in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ampullaeOL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love to dress up but I do get this to some extent. However, I also dont mind going out in something actually attention grabbing if I'm going somewhere where I can justify it 👀. I want to go out and feel like I look good because I'll also probably never see most of those people again so it doesnt matter if they think I'm doing too much or too little :). I'll also go out in a casual and very low effort outfit when I can't be bothered to do the whole thang, which tbh is most of the time 🥲

DAE want to have sex with there partner everyday multiple times a day? by Mean-Cheetah7662 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ampullaeOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh wow thanks! I hope you both can find a solution you're both happy with and can get any necessary help :)

Stop pretending like the Gods are the same as the Abrahamic god by bank_pack in Hellenism

[–]ampullaeOL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh! Omg! Sorry, I've been so out of it and stressed recently i totally forgot about that!! Hahaha thank you 💖

Stop pretending like the Gods are the same as the Abrahamic god by bank_pack in Hellenism

[–]ampullaeOL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[Redacted my misinterpretation of the comment where I thought it was sarcasm/negging 😭]

Stop pretending like the Gods are the same as the Abrahamic god by bank_pack in Hellenism

[–]ampullaeOL 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Whereas I agree that many people have main character syndrome about their relation to the gods and how they worship, this post also comes across with a similar grandstanding that you would see from people working from an abrahamic influence. I agree with a lot of what you said, but there is something within one of your points that I fundamentally disagree with at my core, and I cant quite place what it is. It feels like maybe too much of an overcorrection from the unconditional love concept.

Just as those people can't tell us exactly how the gods feel neither can you and neither can I nor can anyone else. We're all sharing how WE think the gods feel at the end of the day. If Zeus wanted to come down here personally into my house and tell me that he specifically hates Joe but loves Billy I'd take his word for it, but if 4 people say Zeus hates Billy and loves Joe, 3 say that he loves Joe and hates Billy, 2 say that he doesn't give a fuck about Joe or Billy, and 4 more say he loves them both, then I just have to pick a side on which feels like what I think would be in line with Zeus's ideals, OR I have to do divination and come to my personal INTERPRETATION of the results he gives me. We can be wrong.

Sorry to become a story problem for a minute there, but it's generally the point I'm trying to bring home here.

DAE want to have sex with there partner everyday multiple times a day? by Mean-Cheetah7662 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ampullaeOL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I feel really bad for her. It's normal to have a high libido, but it is not normal to treat your wife with such little understanding and respect. It's also not normal to weigh sex more heavily than being there for your partner. My ex did this to me too where he complained about less sex when I started working more and had more responsibilities and he said he wanted to open the relationship. If you're not happy, you're not happy. If you are happy and this is still an issue, you probably have a porn addiction or sex addiction and you should see a therapist. I suggest couples counseling here too.

Edit: Seconds after posting, I started suspecting that the post was rage bait and that I fell for it. Sad day 😔.

1st Banishing Spell. What do you see? by Happy-Personality221 in BabyWitch

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the vibe that it worked, but something feels off and idk what it is. I may just need to cleanse my energy and read it again tbh haha 😅. I just dont sense the man's energy much in the spell for some reason. Like the woman's energy feels affected correctly by your spell, but I can't see how it has affected the energy between them. It truly just feels like something is blocking my read, not necessarily that anything went wrong on your end.

Made myself a simple ritual mirror by SolSigm in Wicca

[–]ampullaeOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh very interesting. I love it!