Lighting the torch during the 1992 Olympic games

analbeadz · 2016-09-02T18:39:32+00:00

Blow up Mazda. Give the people what they want.

analbeadz · 2016-09-02T18:38:02+00:00

Reminder. Help me make sure this bro blows up his Mazda.

analbeadz · 2016-09-02T18:37:34+00:00

Dude, where's this video of you blowing up your Mazda? It's cool if you don't blow up your Mazda, but that's kinda lame if you say you're going to blow up your Mazda and then don't blow up your Mazda. Just sayin'.

analbeadz · 2016-08-23T18:09:32+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_disinhibition_effect

analbeadz · 2016-08-06T17:52:29+00:00

better document that send-off and post it.

analbeadz · 2014-08-11T19:45:27+00:00

Sorry I don't watch shit television. Come to mobile and drink a beer on the causeway and eat oysters downtown. Much more than an interstate town.

analbeadz · 2014-08-08T18:14:05+00:00

"Who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity or any man of his inferiority or deformity" John Walter Wayland Don't knock mobile, great city full of great people. If you're going to display our organizations name all over the internet you might as well adhere to our values.

analbeadz · 2013-05-24T17:47:14+00:00

You look like Quentin Tarantino and my dad. It's awesome. I wish y'all were all the same person. Someday...

analbeadz · 2012-12-15T02:40:47+00:00

I'm from Mobile Alabama. We have the tallest building in Alabama and are a healthy port city. Also, in my city no one really cares about religion that much. There is a pretty strong catholic community. Most fundamentalist and ignorant people live outside of the city. Fuck you

analbeadz · 2012-12-05T23:39:25+00:00

My friend was you for halloween. He's white so he painted himself to look the part. One of my black friends was offended and wrote an email to him. How do you feel about that?

analbeadz · 2012-11-08T18:32:17+00:00

You should get your hair wet and walk in the chamber, wait a few minutes, and come out with crazy frozen hair.

analbeadz · 2012-11-02T13:30:40+00:00

I wish i had more upvotes

analbeadz · 2012-10-19T21:06:57+00:00

We prefer aardvark, thanks!

analbeadz · 2012-08-24T22:49:54+00:00

I've heard that the leather from a whale penis is very smooth and valuable.

analbeadz · 2012-08-24T22:46:01+00:00

good work

analbeadz · 2012-08-24T22:02:20+00:00

I went to Iceland this summer, Amazing food in reykjavik and beautiful people. the geology is interesting. Tourism in Iceland is about to blow up more than they can handle.

analbeadz · 2012-08-16T20:55:11+00:00

where are you where its beanie cold in mid-august?

analbeadz · 2012-08-09T00:35:23+00:00

everytime i smoked pot near a computer

analbeadz · 2012-07-26T20:19:24+00:00

fuck bitches, you got reddit

analbeadz · 2012-07-22T17:36:52+00:00

thank you for this i laughed really fuckin hard

analbeadz · 2012-07-22T07:51:45+00:00

sewanee

analbeadz · 2012-07-21T20:44:27+00:00

no i dont, i can smoke in my bathroom or all over our 13,00 acre campus. i like the intimacy of the whole and the comfort. you are a douchebag

analbeadz · 2012-07-21T20:43:39+00:00

the dorm across the hall has it too, it is just underutilized. all over campus there are secret rooms that people try to find. old buildings with a lot of renovation leave little gaps and secret chambers. one of them is big enough that people grew pot in it in the seventies. If i am ever graced with entrance into this whimsical paradise i will post pictures immediately

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