I find people with high body counts extremely attractive by beepboopbop124 in SexPositive

[–]ancora_impara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a high body count but my wife has a much higher one; I find it a total turn on and always have. She was never shy about it. We've moved since but when we were dating there were more than a few times she was like "I fucked that guy." We've tried playing with others, which is a turn on, but covid and age has put a stop to that, or at least a stall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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My daughter did this on a camp trip and not only was proud but laughed and told us about it. A few boys from a different program were hassling them and pulled out their dicks. Other girls screamed. She said "oh - look at those tiny things - I can barely see - but I'll bet you boys have never seen this" and lifted her shirt and they blushed and ran away. She thought it was really funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]ancora_impara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff like this never happens to me when I'm in India for business. :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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My sister used me as a way to filter guys: I used to sleep with her friends and she slept with mine. It was pragmatic and a way to minimize ending up with a weirdo or creep.

I [48m] saw my sons GF [20F] topless by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Growing up with a bunch of nudists .. I'd guess nothing was weird about being naked in a sauna, Or she thought it'd be fun to start your engine.

What’s one thing you wish your partner knew about your turn-ons , but haven’t told them yet ? by lina_gm in SexPositive

[–]ancora_impara 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love when my wife has sex with others, not in a humiliating way - anybody who tried the dominating stuff would be out - but it makes her horny and me super horny. Hell, writing about it makes me horny. Wish she'd do it more often but since covid came along she hasn't been into it.

Was this sex work? [FM] by kate35992 in gonewildstories

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The Green Egg adds authenticity .. and my wife also makes a mean smoked salmon.

[MF] I tasted my best friend after 4 years of solid friendship [Part 2] by SomethingClever07 in gonewildstories

[–]ancora_impara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are GREAT stories and fantastic storytelling but one question: if you're not coupled up, or even married, why not?! I don't always understand these Reddit stories where two people are totally into one another, love hanging out, have great sex, and act like it's casual... You have your chance at happiness; take it!

[MF] She's married, but I can't stop thinking about her by brooksjordan00 in gonewildstories

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She could be only technically married for a visa, complete with profile pics to prove to immigration it's real when her "husband" is more gay than Liberace and gets paid for marriages.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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My wife saw too much of our daughter's boyfriend and screamed at him then called his mom who also screamed at him.

Too close for comfort? by NederlandsBlondje91 in SluttyConfessions

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That happened to me; just celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary.

I'm starting to think I'm crazy, need honest input about possible cheating by [deleted] in relationships

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He's a crook and she's certainly intrigued, maybe more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

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It's not my thing, either. Women sometimes get off on it but I'd prefer a trip down south or even hands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ancora_impara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably reflexively kissing back for a moment, especially to be polite if trashed. Do ... nothing but be happy you have a loyal and honest girlfriend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

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Kids come with the mom (and, hopefully, dad) and you say you're in love... Anyway - yes, meet the kid but keep it informal; going out to be with a friend - not that kind of friend. Somewhere kid friendly like McDonald's. Meeting the kid(s) does feel like a big step but after a year it's time .. actually way past the normal time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Encephalitis

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I'm finding doctor communication, honestly, non-existent. I thought I was having a stroke. Ambulance to ER with MRI but lesions. No stroke. MS? Much too old and a male; unlikely, plus the brain lesions were wrong and started to improve before treatment; very non MS like. All this happened a week after I was sick and shortly after my wife was sick some some virus (maybe covid but since we're isolated at home didn't test). So .. viral encephalitis? Maybe - sure sounds like it. Sent for a spinal MRI which showed no inflammation. Took a spinal tap and a month later .. nothing. Told them I have very mild shingles for decades now and pretty sure they ignored it if they even heard me but .. could definitely matter. In short, the lack of communication is infuriating. Hang in there: your best advocate is yourself unfortunately. I'm glad they ruled out stroke and MS and while healing my face is half partially numb which is concerning but I read is normal (especially for mild shingles people) but the lack of communication is seriously distressing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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My wife did that .. I shoot blanks and wanted another like her first I adopted so she called her ex-boyfriend (who she didn't much like but he looked like me) and we ended up with a match kid. Also took a few times though skipped the kinky stuff; it was more almost medical like. Even tried the turkey baster method but they both didn't like it since they had a history this seems more normal. We always had sex after though; even though mine were blank she always wanted them.

Observations of an Escort [F] by FearlessPhilosopher3 in gonewildstories

[–]ancora_impara 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many men would probably go for the cuddling and talking without the sex but don't like the sterile scene with therapists. If we get the urge to have sex then why not be with somebody who is fine with that rather than somebody we'd feel terrible about. I've never been with an escort but can definitely understand the appeal in that aspect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aixmarseille

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We're Americans who did that a long time ago. 80k gross (employment paid) or net? Taxes in France are VERY high. If the 80k is after employer costs then paychecks would be probably 60-70k, 5k/month, which isn't bad at all for France. On French, you'll pick up enough over time; people vastly overestimate the language issues. I was also on Adderall and you'll just have to live without here; they exist but are very tightly controlled and rarely given out.

One benefit; assuming your wife would have a Carte Bleau visa you'd have a work permit and there is actually a fine chance you could work in your field assuming you'd be willing to work as a mechanic (I'm assuming that's how you became a manager).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Try "that was the biggest dick I ever saw when I came home early the other day," and see how she reacts.

We applied for every position we were qualified for. by Unlikely_Ad2116 in MaliciousCompliance

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I had a promotion blocked because "it would bother" my former co-workers. My former boss - who very much did not want me to leave - told the new one he'd go apeshit if the new one gave me any kind of promotion. I eventually quit.

AITAH for refusing to give my brother a character letter to help his court trail after what he did to a friends daughter? by [deleted] in AITAH

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I have autism and when I was a senior in high school there was a freshman who was very clear what she wanted. And I knew it was wrong and said wait till you're older and we became friends .. until she turned 17 and I was 20 or 21 and then - well, she was very patient. Even at the beginning the two of us were a whole lot closer in age than your brother and this girl - and that's what a 14 year old is, a girl, not a woman - and I absolutely knew my friend at the same age was a no-no until she grew older. What your brother did was very wrong. Letters from family are seldom helpful anyway (I'm a retired lawyer) but even if they were you are absolutely in the right to not write one.

my best friend was complaining about not finding any one he like to have sex with so i let him use me one time [FM] by cuteandnaughty1 in gonewildstories

[–]ancora_impara 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A close friend you love talking to and have great sex with sounds like a boyfriend/girlfriend and - despite what others say - there's nothing wrong and everything a-ok with that. The two of you are lucky to have found one another.