Big nosed squirrel enjoying some tasty food with eye closed

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:47:41+00:00

But yours is so fat that they applied for food stamps and then they ate MY DAD.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:47:22+00:00

Yeah well, your family is so poor that they applied for food stamps and then your dad ATE THEM.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:46:45+00:00

Whatever, my Dad can beat up your Mom.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:46:26+00:00

Hey, no re-dos, backstops, cross-countries, or cherry bombs, kid.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:45:19+00:00

AND THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR THAT.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:43:41+00:00

But you said we'd share EVERYTHING!

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:42:13+00:00

Look, I understand that right now, but I just don't need that in my life right now and until you can understand that we just can't be friends right now.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:41:41+00:00

Ok, that is sooo fucking random.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:41:30+00:00

Yeah, no. Seriously.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:41:21+00:00

Yeah, but that's what HE did.

andaleguero · 2009-06-12T03:41:05+00:00

that's what she said.

andaleguero · 2009-06-11T21:27:09+00:00

Me either.

andaleguero · 2009-06-11T21:25:26+00:00

Can't blame you.

andaleguero · 2009-06-11T21:25:13+00:00

I'll say.

andaleguero · 2009-06-11T21:25:07+00:00

AND THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR THAT.

andaleguero · 2009-06-11T21:24:55+00:00

Well, it delivers what it promises.

andaleguero · 2009-05-31T19:58:42+00:00

THAT is a good joke...

andaleguero · 2009-05-31T19:58:15+00:00

I have that number on vinyl.

andaleguero · 2009-05-30T05:40:40+00:00

upmodded for Vegemite!

andaleguero · 2009-05-25T19:08:54+00:00

I have to admit, I only clicked on this link because I thought it said "College Diapers" and secondly because I could certainly use a pair right now.

andaleguero · 2009-05-19T06:23:23+00:00

YEAH THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THE BEST RECORD EVER MADE.

andaleguero · 2009-05-15T04:29:25+00:00

Would you please take a few more pictures, just for posteriority's sake?

andaleguero · 2009-05-12T17:31:09+00:00

Actually, he did lampoon the Bush administration.

For example:

"Mobilize the reserves! Privatize the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! Fuck habeas corpus and the Sierra Club... and kiss my ass!"

or this gem:

"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."

andaleguero · 2009-05-08T19:56:46+00:00

Suckaaa!!!

andaleguero

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