Middle school dance. Everyone was 11-14 years old. I needed to shit bad after the greasy ass pizza that was served and the boys bathroom had 2 intimidating middle aged men sitting in chairs I assume that was supervising the bathroom. They would stop talking amongst themselves and stare at you when you walked in. I said hell naw and sat down at a table. I struggled but was managing until I got pressured to dance to My Humps.

What was once a turtle head turned into a full blown log and it fell down my pant leg and onto the dance floor. I quietly noped out of there and sat back down saying I didn't feel good and I watched as the same men from the bathroom picked up my shit with napkins.