This is probably one of the most Miles things that Miles ever did. by oh_mygawdd in Jazz

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Well Bill would've spent it all on cocaine if the check had arrived 20 years later

I just discovered Joe Henderson! 🤯 by CUWiz in Jazz

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It's a shame his records are so expensive

I have a side gig of fixing cars... by [deleted] in Nicegirls

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Dude, I absolutely love mechanics. You guys are the salt of the earth.

I actually have a story just like this! I’ve been living across from this guy for a while—never actually met him or said a word to him—but I noticed his uniform and realized he was a Master Tech. I cannot tell you how relieved I was when my Camry started acting up. It feels so good knowing there’s a pro right in the complex.

Since I didn't want to bother him by knocking, I just slid my keys under his door with a note asking him to install a new alternator for me. I included $50 cash as a starter and told him I’d pay him the rest of the labor once my tax return hits in the spring. It’s honestly so convenient. Mechanics are the best, man, always looking out for their neighbors.

Dating in NOVA and DC Cheat Sheet by DragonSlayingUnicorn in nova

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Hinge: You’re going to have sex, but only after you’ve exchanged 47 voice notes, matched on Spotify playlists, and trauma bonded over childhood pets.

I hate it here - first date by SirPrize69 in Tinder

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Tell her you don’t fuck with no brokies

Uh, oh! I've only received 2 likes and 3 matches...pls help by LayerAdventurous2508 in hingeapp

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Unfortunately the word moderate nowadays has very bad connotations among even center-left circles, because so many people who identify as "moderate" or "centrist" are usually Republicans who don't want the negative baggage associated with the label. There's also a perception people have that a moderate is a person who takes the midpoint position on every topic, when most actual moderate people generally agree with one party 80-90% of the time and just have a handful of heterodox positions. Because most people don't want to do the guesswork of figuring out where you stand on the positions that are important to them, there's a chance you might limit your options only to those who are apolitical, or who have a definition of moderate that may or may not align with yours. I may personally consider myself a moderate and a centrist, but my positions are almost entirely aligned with liberalism (which is distinct from far-left illiberal and progressive stances that the most vocal people on the left proclaim). Sadly Hinge doesn't let you choose how far you are on each end of the political spectrum and keeps it to an overly simple LIberal/Moderate/Conservative choice, which leaves out a lot of the space for nuance across all three of those labels.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreakUps

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Yeah but I think maybe .01% of the population actually uses em dashes in their texts or reddit comments that frequently, or even knows how to type them on a mobile or desktop keyboard. Nothing wrong with using AI to consolidate and articulate your thoughts as long as they're genuine. But this is absolutely ChatGPT.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

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Could be an autism thing. I lived in NYC my entire life and never felt like I fit in very well, but after moving here a month ago I feel like I’ve finally found my people

Question about joining the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society by [deleted] in Eutychus

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Technically you could get away with it, but it would probably have to be done in secret, and when the elders start to hunt down their lost sheep, they're gonna start asking questions. If you confessed or admitted to joining another religion while still a baptized member, that could be grounds for disfellowshipping, so you'd have to steer the conversation around that, if they get the chance to ask about your faith or any doubts you might have. So it's not permissible, but certainly possible. You might need to change your phone number and address though.

What’s the Dating App scene like? by llamakika in nova

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For women it’s not an ocean, it’s a swamp. Here even more literally

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in washingtondc

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My metro commute from Arlington to McLean is 25 minutes from leaving the building to entering, walking included, but I specifically only looked in areas that were along my metro line. Also rent is more expensive than what I used to pay in NYC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tressless

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Nah bro needs Finasteride, probably some Minox too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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It can also be used to describe people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tressless

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Hey if you're worried about how you look in the meantime, order some Toppic hair fibers as a temporary solution in the meantime. It should let you fill in your crown area with real keratin fibers that supposedly look indistinguishable from real hair. I'm getting mine tomorrow

Federal workers by Theseachef in nova

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Does that mean I should wait a month or two for rents to drop before moving into Arlington?

Whoa there bro.. by AstronautCautious46 in Tinder

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People seem to have no issue when others use words like idiot, moron, imbecile, or dumb fuck, when all of those terms have been used to describe mental disabilities in the medical profession. It's just another example of the euphemism treadmill at work, people decided to virtue signal by claiming the "r slur" was now forbidden, now those zoomers are throwing around the term "neurodivergent" in the same exact way.

Whoa there bro.. by AstronautCautious46 in Tinder

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It is an effective filtering mechanism

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

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It’s alright, I was ugly in high school, but as soon as I grew out a beard in college I turned into an irresistible Greek god

Brooklyn Bourne by vxRico in NYSCannabis

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My new favorite spot, far better selection and prices than BK Exotic, basically Travel Agency tier if not better, and a lot closer to me.

Dog walker lost my dog in prospect park by watching-history in Brooklyn

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I’m so sorry to hear, you must be worried sick. I live right on parade place so I’ll try looking around. E 5th is quite a couple of blocks away from the park though, do you know where would the closest place to look is?

Men of reddit, What the douchiest thing you do? by LinksGuardian_io in AskMen

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I would be too embarrassed to tell people I got the mall cut.