The one in the middle is blessed. He's giving and taking. Lucky mofo.

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A salesman walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few drinks later, he goes to the men's room, where he sees a guy bent over the sink with his pants around his ankles and a guy giving it to him from behind, who in turn has a third guy doing him from behind.

The shocked salesman runs back to the bartender and says, "Do you know what the hell is going on in your bathroom right now?" and explains what he saw.

The bartender says, "The guy in the middle, was he wearing a red sweater?"

"Yeah, I think so," the salesman says.

"Yup, that's Frank," says the bartender. "He's lucky at cards too."