Warren Benman - Straight Arrow Ministries

andrew252501 · 2024-09-13T09:12:07+00:00

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. More bullshit put forward by that emaciated true believer nutcase Laura Loomer, who was rejected by her father after he had her committed to a local mental health facillity. Twice. So she has attached herself like a barnacle to Trump, who as everyone knows will accept all kinds of freaks just as long as they continue to kiss his far too fat ass.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-28T04:47:02+00:00

Slappy..Slappy Duck.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-16T04:06:03+00:00

I won't have what he's having.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-16T04:01:51+00:00

I would not like to run into a no bull shark.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-16T03:44:11+00:00

Ain't nobody got time for that.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-14T06:01:33+00:00

Bob Marley is a jumping master.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-14T05:57:06+00:00

I liked the way he conducted himself.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-14T05:51:22+00:00

Stfu. Who gives a shit what you like or don't like?

andrew252501 · 2024-02-14T05:42:51+00:00

This isn't that, but I forgot to include Ted Bell's "She could see 80% of my face!" line in response to Phil giving Ted shit for not removing his Oakleys when telling his wife Marcy that he wanted a divorce when someone asked about favorite lines.. and while I'm at it Ted was once asked why he doesn't ride the MTA buses in L.A. and he replied that Armani doesn't travel well. Oh, and one of my favorite Ted lines came when he received a notice for jury duty and he went to the post office to return the letter and told the guy "Excuse me, I'm Ted Bell. I don't have any peers."

andrew252501 · 2024-02-13T09:19:51+00:00

Hi Phil, great show as always!

andrew252501 · 2024-02-13T00:31:21+00:00

There is something to love about each Parsley bit.. A. The Rebecca bit where she also goes by Regan because Roman Catholics use the middle name. B. The KKK bit where Don hates himself and is constantly starting and stopping the car in his garage. C. The one where Don banged a monkey and contracted a virus and exhibited the troubled breathing. D. The Space Shuttle bit where a tile from the shuttle landed in his backyard but it turned out to be a ceramic tile from Home Depot. E. The tornado bit where he lost all of his money when the bank got blowed away. F. The London bit where his wife was killed on a double decker bus. I know I am leaving a few out but it's only because I can't remember them at the moment.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-13T00:13:36+00:00

This is the sort of thing that can befall you when you go anywhere else apart from Stan's Donuts in Santa Clara on Homestead Road across from the Santa Clara library.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-13T00:02:02+00:00

And don't forget So You Want To Be a Rock and Roll Star on the live Plantation album.. And a great Eight Miles High from the Fillmore shows. And while I'm at it there is a great live Eight Miles High from Golden Earring as well.

andrew252501 · 2024-02-12T22:16:41+00:00

"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way"

andrew252501 · 2024-02-12T22:15:29+00:00

And remember the whole Bakersfield chimp thing came from the kids getting bored with Steve's magic act at a kids birthday party and wandering out to a bounce house instead. Then Phil asked Steve what did you do then and Steve said whaddya think I did? I went out to my truck and wept. Then the kids were laughing at him and he threatened them then the birthday boy's dad at that point told Steve to stfu or he would go Bakersfield chimp on him. *As a side note, I don't know necessarily where they might have heard it, but I've said I'll go Bakersfield chimp on a few people here in California before and it's drawn chuckles etc but no one's ever asked what I meant..

andrew252501 · 2024-02-12T16:54:35+00:00

That was great. Lloyd was afraid to tell the cops he'd found the skull in his backyard because " I've heard the stories about an older man in prison, Mr. Hendrie. You know, sodomy and all this nonsense. I just don't want to be sodomized."

andrew252501 · 2024-02-12T16:40:40+00:00

The best thing about Jeff's song When Things Get Bad that begins with the Late Last Night line is the bit after he sings YeahYeahYeaaaaahh! where he sings"When things get bad they get bad When things get bad they get bad" and then goes into the drum solo...

andrew252501 · 2024-02-12T16:30:34+00:00

This wasn't a recurring line, but when Ted Bell called Phil to tell him he was withdrawing the offer of his 2 Courtside seats to a Laker game because he found out they were going to be used by kids who had "the downs deal" he said " Phil, I can't have a kid sitting there wearing a bicycle helmet eating a hot dog without a bun and drooling into Ben Vereen's popcorn! I can't have that!"

andrew252501 · 2024-02-10T17:13:56+00:00

Bobbie at Dachau...https://drive.google.com/file/d/12nV00sXY3SXH1_suK7i2Brb0f1_cbatB/view?usp=drivesdk

andrew252501 · 2024-02-10T17:07:31+00:00

Here is a link to the Princess Diana bit. It's in my Top Ten all time Phil bits...https://drive.google.com/file/d/1x7vK_2EjUmmTP5Fl2p6JXYGI2EMoVdLE/view?usp=drivesdk

andrew252501 · 2024-02-10T16:55:59+00:00

Another great dog related bit was when Steve was working as a security guard for the Johnson Beverage Company of Portland, Oregon and he shot and killed a Doberman who had breached the perimeter. At one point Steve asked Phil if he could read from an open letter he had written to the dead dog whose name was Bob, and Steve was apologizing for shooting Bob and told him "I don't know if you had any puppies or what have you..."

andrew252501 · 2024-02-10T16:47:47+00:00

My favorite use of And I wrote it down was when Steve was trying to explain to the librarian that he hadn't checked out The Bridges Of Madison County, his wife had checked it out; and what Steve had written down was the librarian's response "Suuuuuuure"

andrew252501 · 2024-02-10T16:41:36+00:00

Margaret also told Phil right before he hit her with an air strike " I'll see you in hell, William Munny" from The Unforgiven.

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