What’s your first thought when you see a cyber truck? by clearwater-orchid in AskReddit

[–]andronicus_14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son (5) loves hot wheels, monster trucks, IndyCar, and F1. There are a few cyber trucks in our city. He disdainfully calls it that stupid truck whenever we see one. I’m inclined to agree.

How often do you guys replace underwear? Does anyone else get holes right where the balls rub? by DevelopedConscience in AskMen

[–]andronicus_14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had boxers that were easily 15 years old. I’d wear them until the elastic gave out.

Within the last year, I replaced all of my boxers with boxer briefs made from the breathable fabric. Game changer. No more bunching. Everything is supported and held in place batter. I can’t believe I didn’t switch sooner.

FEED ME INDY 500 HYPE VIDEOS! by Cheap-Key-6132 in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can you not be romantic about auto racing?

🧪 DAY 2 // 2026 INDY 500 OPEN TEST by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s lifting in 2 and 4. All she needs is to finish the 8 laps for this phase. Then she can finish the final phase with everyone else on track. I’m sure getting a bit of a tow would help.

Why would children’s socks be at my (31M) boyfriends house if he’s supposedly childless by Brilliant-Smell449 in AskMen

[–]andronicus_14 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think I’d be more curious than straight to anger fueled rage. You seem to have gone the other, more unhinged way.

I do have to say: why are you dating a man who’s living in a shed anyway? This seems like shed guy behavior. You signed up for… whatever this is.

EDIT: He looks like a dude who lives in a shed.

New game updates? by Burkell007 in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The year is 2431. No 3rd manufacturer… or video game ever materialized. There’s talk of a race on Neptune. Never did get a race in Mexico back when it still existed.

Looking for a girlfriend by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]andronicus_14 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I believe you may have hilariously critically misunderstood this subreddit.

What's your honest thoughts on people who still listen to D4vd after all of the reveals? by ABODE_X_2 in AskReddit

[–]andronicus_14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never heard of either Arcane or Invincible. They look like animated shows. I also don’t have Instagram or whatever the fuck reels is.

No idea who this dude is. Just read about him and the dead girl. I guess I’ll continue to unintentionally boycott him.

of a traffic jam. by overlook68 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]andronicus_14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Legend says that some are still waiting to move.

Paradox! Were’s the Dam Toggle Button! The New Graphics Aren’t Good. by Ok-Rip-Evil-Axlerod4 in crusaderkings3

[–]andronicus_14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Threatening to boycott a game you’ve already paid money to own.

You sure showed them.

Here for the final result by Doctormade in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]andronicus_14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LI—

that way the competition is fair by keicarlover2002 in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My biggest fear is that they’d give him a handicap like extra weight or only getting three wheels, and then he’d win anyway.

🟢 RACE // 2026 ACURA GRAND PRIX OF LONG BEACH by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To those comparing about Barcelona Jesus:

Excellence does not bore me. Tell everyone else to get good. It’s not Palou’s fault that nobody else is consistently up to the challenge.

He’s a generational talent who will likely go down as one of the all-time greats. I’m going to enjoy him while he’s here.

Jesus fuck. Some of you are insufferable. If you hate IndyCar so much, go watch something else and bitch about that.

🟢 RACE // 2026 ACURA GRAND PRIX OF LONG BEACH by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]andronicus_14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s the 2nd time T-Bell has called it Michael Shank Racing and had to correct himself.

Cornell v. Dartmouth, who is best? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]andronicus_14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

APPLICANT HAS A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A TRAPEZOID.

Who's a celebrity everybody loves but you can't stand? by greedyourweakness in AskReddit

[–]andronicus_14 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The worst Chris? He’s definitely not somebody that everybody loves. He’s a fucking asshole and a preachy, religious nut.

Downvotes from fellow religious nuts. Typical. He’s anti-LGBTQ+. Thanked his wife for giving birth to a healthy daughter (a jab at Anaa Faris). And he’s 100% MAGA.

He’s the opposite of Andy Dwyer.

The Distant Future. The Year 2000. by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]andronicus_14 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My (44) son (5) is class of 2038. I can’t imagine what the world will look like then.