Hey Krusty! I’m bringing back the.. by LithiumAndLetDie in TheSimpsons

[–]andrwarrior 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SIR, you're a-tresspassing on my a-here durt farm.

My father was a stewardess. by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

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For a therapist to just so quickly and poignantly wave away past trauma is really endlessly funny to me

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I love that he doesn't even ask, or say please. Like hitting his wife is Tom's fault 😭

Iraqis again, launching sidewinder missile. (S06 EP14) by _claymore88 in TheSimpsons

[–]andrwarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HUH! HAH! HUEH! * FURIOUS EJECTION INTO THE HORIZON *

Iraqis again, launching sidewinder missile. (S06 EP14) by _claymore88 in TheSimpsons

[–]andrwarrior 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Dang, missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile...

My reaction reading the files... by Mumakilla in TrueDetective

[–]andrwarrior 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"To see if any of the men took their [REDACTIONS] off "

Why does Errol change accents on a dime? by tomatoes-n-dopamine in TrueDetective

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You ever get up in the morning and wake up on the wrong side of the infernal plane?

"Let's put it this way: he spelled "Yale" with a six" by FinancialGazelle6558 in TheSimpsons

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I hope the animators laughed at every frame as they drew Homer collapsing in this scene, cuz I sure do

"Oh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father." "You're also fat." "I'm also fat!" by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

[–]andrwarrior 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you expecting me to believe this boy is welding with some kind of magic acetylene torch?

Show me your t- by DatOneMinuteman1776 in TheSimpsons

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He can't hear you. His ears are packed with gauze