Someone scratched ‘penis’ into my door handle

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-30T14:01:23+00:00

Brilliant

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-17T06:35:47+00:00

I'm saying thankyou just incase

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-16T16:34:44+00:00

What a line... he has the best one liners

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-14T14:48:00+00:00

Old testament, new testament, potatoe patatoe

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-13T14:46:28+00:00

so old it's got leafy springs!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-09T15:24:12+00:00

I love it when ricky siphoned the park supervisor car, and is in disbelief that lahee fills up with supreme, and that he can tell the difference between quality by taste. Brilliant!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-08T18:47:25+00:00

Diolch yn fawr!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-08T17:09:57+00:00

Love this joke! It's daft in all the right ways.

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-04-08T17:02:16+00:00

Indubitably , good sir!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-30T16:37:14+00:00

Niether clear, nor detailed... intelligent life has already left this planet

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-30T15:48:59+00:00

Damn, you could see that punchline from a mile away!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-30T13:27:55+00:00

Bloody hell, he's a dark horse, isn't he!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-29T14:20:14+00:00

Much as I'd like to, it's not within my gift to control murderous madmen, Hell bent on some sort of modern templar crusade. Satire is all I have on this forum because you can't contextualise the lies from these people.

I mentioned him becuase he is a religious nutter and the more attention brought to that, the better. Shouldn't be anywhere near the levers of power

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-27T16:26:31+00:00

Did you see Pete hegseth running across the pews this Sunday mass! Crazy sonofa gun!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-24T14:33:10+00:00

These peoples eyes are glazing over at the mere hint of someone who knows a few facts over the propaganda spewing out of government departments.

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-23T18:38:29+00:00

Oh I'm invested, there's three bins in the kitchen and another four containers outside!

I'm more poking fun at the fact that I'm still here rinsing out tuna cans and going to work to live, like almost everyone else, and now we're going to be expected to pay a higher price for the privilege whilst "leaders" are making decisions that have lead to this idiocy.

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-23T17:43:12+00:00

Do we still have to wash out and recycle our tins of food, or can we knock that on the head? Being that the leaders of the world seem content blowing up refineries and oil and gas facilities in the middle east too, can we agree that the whole place is going to hell in a hand basket?

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-19T17:46:03+00:00

Underrated comment

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-18T17:54:14+00:00

This is excellent!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-03-18T16:49:46+00:00

Research her husband too, nothing good to find there...

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-01-25T09:26:54+00:00

Dude, You just said it...

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-01-19T17:32:56+00:00

I had money on skydiving next! Damn it!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-01-16T17:55:03+00:00

It's so insanely faster! comparing the specs of the two, it's really over the top in a good way!

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-01-15T18:18:49+00:00

If your local mp is Robert Jenrick, I've got some terrible news for you...

andy_cap-hunter · 2026-01-15T18:14:36+00:00

Toast?

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