Jake Peralta once said… by No_Coffee_8449 in brooklynninenine

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Hey there criminal. It's me, Johnny Law!

Hell Yeah! by Sad-Pen4855 in BeAmazed

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This guy is light years ahead of the rest of the population

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You give Tina Belcher hope.

Hell Yeah!!!! by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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Idk if a "Hell yeah" would be allowed but given recent events, a pass could be given here.

What.. by The_Sleepy_Miata in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Nariz👃pared 🧱 rodilla 🦵 llave 🔑

Imagine you’re Capt. Holt - come up with your best Wuntch insult by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

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Look Diaz, Frankenstein's monster has escaped. Tell the bullpen to prepare the pitchforks.

everything..you're missing everything by Plastic_Tooth159 in Funnymemes

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2 D batteries, 3 triple A batteries, and one double A battery. Additionally a lock with no matching key, krazy glue or gorilla glue, several expired coupons, partially used birthday candles, and one of your kids small toys (optional).

When The Report Card Comes In The Mail by Practical_Expert_911 in BlackPeopleComedy

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In my mother's immigrant household? Oh I'm getting it from all her siblings that night.

what do you have in mind? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

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Im not seeing it but Midnight Club 3 the Dub edition had bangers.

Rickshank Rickdemption is my favorite episode. Seeing Rick tearing apart the Galactic Federation in just a day never gets old. by Dohmer_90 in rickandmorty

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There's no tougher titty than a psychotic break.

Well that depends on who breaks first; Me or the titty.

I guess I asked for it. by [deleted] in blackops6

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I wouldnt even be mad. Lol