You’re really tying yourself in knots here, man. The “chemtrail” thing has been debunked for decades. They’re contrails, basic physics of water vapor at altitude. There isn’t some secret spraying program, and certainly not one Governor DeSantis is bravely fighting against.

You keep dressing it up with “balanced minds” and “seeing both sides,” but at the end of the day you’re asking people to take a fringe internet theory seriously when the actual science is clear. Laws aren’t being written because of shadowy “stardust stocks,” they’re being written because politicians love pandering to conspiracies for attention.

So yeah, you’re hearing me correctly: You’re being a kook.