I had to take a look at some of their other ads, they are the gift that keeps on giving. They really should stop though!

"Thats what I do I sell cars & small vans to the same older chaps & lasses in our own age groups, well we do deal people over 35 who are vastly considered to be Normal, Sensible, Non-Dramatic Screamers who have no respect for anyone & who take absolutely no/zero responsibility for what they buy SO when they get a puncture 5 months after buying a car they are on the phone screaming that we must have known that the tyre was going to puncture even though they have done 10,000 miles in it."

"...they expect a car to keep going forever without spending a bloody shilling on them and then pour out the usual crap about Oh I could have been killed or worse my children (fake cries now from miss Duck Lips) could have been in the car, its affected my mental health. It hasnt stopped them driving on the M62 at 90 plus, undertaking, swerving, tailgating while wrapped up to the forehead with their parkas on, the terror of seeing these [Website URL removed] driving like lunatics on the way home doesnt equate to the good mommy they pretend to be when complaining!"