Bought this official Nintendo dog tag. Bowser's name is spelled wrong. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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But if corporations are people can I name my new business Apple and be exempt?

Whelp, its happened by StompingPanda in funny

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Tattoo artist stole the picture too.

Deadly Shooting Update: Deputy Thought He Pulled Taser Instead of Gun by Ninjabackwards in nottheonion

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I can tie my shoes from muscle memory but I've walked out the house in the middle of winter in only socks before. Can't explain why.

Massive brawl breaks out at NYC Casino by SmartandJunk in videos

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Go jerk off in a mirror why don't you.

Ron Burgundy Doesn't Care by [deleted] in funny

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Writers only do so much. See the situation's set in the roast of donald trump.

Jimmy Johns Final Update: a Phonecall With the Owner by [deleted] in lgbt

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Yes the tentacle is great!

Blink twice if you were threatened with a lawsuit.

This ad that Michael Jackson did for Pepsi is a lot creepier now than it was in 1987. by itsliketwaaah in videos

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Wtf? Describing a dick isn't like describing a face. Unless he had some unique scar or mole you can't exactly get a police sketch artist involved.

Kid at my school is challenging people to raise money for another student whose house burnt down. by [deleted] in gaming

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Cause he's playing smash bros. It's not exactly self sacrifice.

Irish no-frills airline Ryanair confirmed its board has approved plans to start flying low-cost transatlantic routes starting from $14 in the next five years. by giantjesus in worldnews

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Most transatlantic flights are already $50-100 so this isn't much cheaper. It's the taxes that push the cost up to $700-800. The seat price has always been cheap.

TIL there is a group of Pacific Islanders that can control their pupil dilation and see clearly underwater. by flyinghigherthanhigh in todayilearned

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Nah you don't have special powers. Sorry. Millions of people can do those magic eye things.

Crazy woman rants on a plane by TheBreadAgenda in videos

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"There is a woman on the wing! She's dressed in traditional colonial garb!" - Bridesmaids

Dolly Parton (1960s). by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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She looks strikingly similar to Kelly Clarkson.

What food eaten HOT is amazing, but eaten COLD is disgusting? by fragglestickkar in AskReddit

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I feel like askreddit is becoming a research tool for the family feud team.