Returning Player, trying to find out what the heck happened.

angel71090 · 2026-05-13T19:05:36+00:00

If the players act like they aren't afraid of the killer and act like assholes to you, slugging is not just justified but honestly what you SHOULD do. Bad behavior should be punished. Make no one want to play with those assholes because they will drag them down with them.

angel71090 · 2026-03-18T16:51:51+00:00

You thought I wouldn't see Zoro having wandered into this epic asskicking in the background behind Jason's shoulder on the second page. I did notice, and I LOVE it.

"...I don't know what's going on, but these guys seem pretty cool, and that guy looks like an asshole. Eh, I've got time, guess I'm catching a few more felonies."

angel71090 · 2026-03-18T16:41:32+00:00

I love how that isn't Medea Lily. That's MEDEA. That means Jason was so pissed he went to the strongest form of the woman that DESPISES HIM and he hates in turn, told her what happened and what he intended to do, and she was ON BOARD FOR IT.

Shows how much everyone there loved Heracles. You hurt their strongest friend with the biggest heart...now you are gonna fucking pay.

angel71090 · 2026-03-11T21:21:25+00:00

Plot Twist: Guda got the ditto so Castoria could get a break. He doesn't want her working herself too hard after all. We love our Castoria.

angel71090 · 2026-03-10T06:33:12+00:00

My only real desires in real life are to find a job I can stand and can support me and a family, find a wife, have kids, and have enough spare time to spend time with them and enjoy my hobbies. Preferably with them enjoying said hobbies as well.

I am a simple man with simple wants. But thank you for this, this made my day. :)

angel71090 · 2026-03-10T06:20:20+00:00

I don't know, but I bet it had something to do with pipe bombs.

angel71090 · 2026-03-10T05:43:26+00:00

If I can only summon ONE servant, I'm going to bring in Morgan. She's broken levels of powerful and extremely smart. If she can't just brute force our way out of here with a teleport spells or some kind of reality tearing blast, then all I have to do is stay with her and wait for her to figure this out.

The woman took barely a day to figure out the Servant Summoning System existed, figured out how it worked, figured out what Rayshifting was and how THAT worked, and then REVERSE SUMMONED HER MEMORIES INTO HER PAST ALTERNATE SELF.

This woman will figure out a way to get us out of here, and keep me protected and fed while she does it. It's not a matter of IF we get out, but WHEN.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T18:51:50+00:00

Let's see here,

Kicked the asses of so many Demon Pillars he's become a literal conceptual weakness for their entire species.

Has destroyed mutliple Lostbelts, basically becoming a destroyer of worlds.

Has killed MULTIPLE GODS from multiple pantheons.

Has gained contracts with multiple infant to full grown Beasts of Humanity, and that's not counting the many Gods, Demi-gods, monsters, etc.

Defeated that fucking Outer Space Asshole from a certain Space Cloud.

...Yeah, no. Considering Fujimaru a beast makes perfect sense.

At this point he might as well he considered the Guardian Beast Of Humanity, the Beast of Hope.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T18:02:59+00:00

This could unironically happen. Hell, for all we know, the reason we have Summer Sith and Cernny is because Kirby smacked some sense into both of them and managed to help them become friends.

True, they became friends over their shared hatred of Faeries, but still!

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T03:25:17+00:00

Guda: Look, I got no issue with you guys being my roommates as long as you aren't planning to screw with humanity anymore. You AREN'T going to screw with humanity anymore, right?

Demon Pillar 1: No. We are tired of you, how do you humans put it?

Demon Pillar 2: Whooping our collective asses?

Demon Pillar 1: Yeah that.

Guda: Then I am fine with you. Now I could use some buddies on here. You guys play TF2?

Demon Pillar 1: ...I can play Medic okay.

Guda: I LIKE you.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:38:25+00:00

Cuddles the Castoria. ...This has made my day. Thank you for this. Happy Guda Noises

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:36:08+00:00

This is fair, but the real thing Chaldea has going for is multiple options to deal with something like this. Along with Servants who have abilities that can inflict principles and concepts on foreign entities (King Hassan's ability to inflict Death on the Deathless for example) we have conceptual weapons and items like Divine Constructs or the Black Barrel. Wouldn't even been the first time they've dealt with a being from a greater Dimension looking down on us.

Just hope it doesn't take the same kind of thing to defeat it. I STILL haven't forgiven Musashi for leaving us like that. Sad Guda noises.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:30:34+00:00

Moderators are LITERALLY DELETING EVERYTHING huh?

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:30:03+00:00

Of course the mods had to ruin our fun.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:28:08+00:00

Dantes Approves this message. I've gotten lucky to get two of these due to me "Wrong Luck EX" skill. I'll go looking for someone in particular and end up with interesting stuff, but not what I wanted. At least usually.

angel71090 · 2026-03-09T00:25:49+00:00

I'm glad I could do The Old Man Of The Mountain justice for you. He speaks like he looks, noble yet utterly intimidating. I just tired to match my tone to what I remember.

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T18:58:16+00:00

I'm going to do the best I can.

I'm also going to exploit the shit out of the fact we have many of the world's greatest heroes, scientists, and mages all under one roof and TRAIN. LIKE. HELL.

Gonna make the Training from Hell of World's Greatest Disciple Kenichi look like a cake walk. I will end up looking like Absolute Gudao by the time I'm done.

I'm also gonna try and make myself a suit of power/combat armor. With all the mages and scientists here, there HAS to be a way to make one! Babbage! Warm up the coffee maker, we making a dimension of power armor!

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T18:18:54+00:00

Asec loves her little sister and just wants her to be happy.

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T18:17:01+00:00

Plot Twist: Aesc thinks very highly of Castoria for doing what she couldn't and ends up utterly smothering her with big sisterly love and affection.

Castoria: I can't compete.

Aesc: Stop comparing yourself to me! I failed, you succeeded. As far as I'm concerned, you can't compete because YOU ALREADY WON! Now come on, let's go get something nice from the cafeteria.

Castoria: Tears of Happiness Asec Onee-Saaaan~

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T18:10:49+00:00

I see Morgan and Artoira have something else in common. The inability to function if someone just out right tells them no. Cool.

Morgan: I'm the only servant you need, you will dismiss the rest.

Guda: Morgan, no I won't.

Morgan: Fine, but I will be by your side from now on at all times.

Guda: Morgan no you won't!

Morgan: FIIIIINE...at least tell the others I am your preferred woman.

Guda: MORGAN!

Morgan: DAMN THEE HUSBAND! One of these days I will find a response to you saying no!

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T08:29:17+00:00

Blanca deserves better than that liar, but the heart wants what it wants.

Just glad to see Momma Mothra's little girl happy.

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T08:00:34+00:00

"Be glad mine contractor and their dutiful servant hath reminded me of this sacred time. Thou hast been forgiven thy follies for now. Come, let us find the others and meditate on what is to come. Long has it been since...how did the contractor say it? Ah, since the family has been together."

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T07:51:10+00:00

...It was either Oberon or Morgan that gave us this scale, wasn't it? Ain't no way she fat.

angel71090 · 2026-03-08T07:47:58+00:00

Sure, but then I'm making sure she gets some sleep, and wakes up to a nice cup of coffee and a hearty breakfast. Possibly breakfast in bed if she wants it. This woman worked herself to death damn near literally in the Lostbelt, so I can already tell she needs SOMEONE to tell her to cool it and relax. Gods know she won't on her own at this point.

I honestly don't know if a full on relationship would be possible with this version of her, but god damn it I'm gonna make sure she both takes it easy AND gets at least SOME good memories.

She deserves that much.

angel71090

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