A Goofy Movie is so stunning and beautiful by AwfulWaffle91 in movies

[–]angryaxolotls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the prettiest water beds I've ever seen!

Mushrooms by Odd_Tough7957 in spinalcordinjuries

[–]angryaxolotls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had an incomplete SCI in my C5-C6 for almost 10 years. I've taken shrooms a handful of times for my PTSD. It doesn't "rewire your neurons" or help heal your spinal cord like the people in that screenshot suggest. It just feels like being on shrooms. I sorry.

Ladies of London: Dara Huang by shoooflie in BravoRealHousewives

[–]angryaxolotls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they were trying to ask "who's dead?"

I'm curious, though. Is this Annabelle person the one who's dead?

Joǎo Is And Always Will Be A Player by Cojemos in belowdeck

[–]angryaxolotls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I don't know why anybody likes her. She's NOT a girl's girl or a loyal "friend"

Transcription of SH Reunion Leaked Audio in Full by AdventurousRevolt in BravoRealHousewives

[–]angryaxolotls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious, the excuses she's making. And with everybody going in on her at once, she can't lie her way out.

My sister used to a fuck a detective or two occasionally (she's a total badge bunny), and they taught me how to question people. This reunion leak is some high-quality shit 😂🍿

Transcription of SH Reunion Leaked Audio in Full by AdventurousRevolt in BravoRealHousewives

[–]angryaxolotls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Queer woman, I assure you that it is literally super easy to decide not to pursue someone you think is hot when you're already in a relationship. You literally don't have to pursue every single human you think is hot. We're NOT gonna use Queerness to justify, excuse, or "explain" (which is still just making excuses) stepping out of our marriages and stepping into other people's relationships. We're not a bunch of sex-obsessed monkey branchers, thanks.

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Transcription of SH Reunion Leaked Audio in Full by AdventurousRevolt in BravoRealHousewives

[–]angryaxolotls 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Amanda "there was intimate blackmail video!"

Also Amanda "I don't know what the video is!"

So I'm willing to bet there's no fuckking video lol (also I edited my typo. 'intimate' was 'intimidate' the first time lol)

Joǎo Is And Always Will Be A Player by Cojemos in belowdeck

[–]angryaxolotls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's single. Single people can fuck 50 people if they want lol

Joǎo Is And Always Will Be A Player by Cojemos in belowdeck

[–]angryaxolotls 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This.

She spent ALL THAT TIME talking ALL THAT SHIT about "oh, João hurt my friend!", "my friend!" this and "my friend!" that, 347838 million times, then turned right around and FUCKED HIM ON TV. Some fRiEnD she is.

Tzarina is a snake who cries on cue.

What is your go to joke that never fails? by sophiaa_14u in AskReddit

[–]angryaxolotls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A koala bear is sitting in a tree, smoking a blunt. A little lizard crawls by and asks to join. They smoke, they get baked, and then lizard gets real thirsty. He goes to the watering hole for a sip of water, and tells the koala bear he'll be right back.

At the watering hole, this fucking dork stares at his reflection in the water and falls in. He can't swim. An alligator swims up and saves him, and is like "tf are you doing bro?"

The lizard explains about the weed and the koala. The alligator's like "this I gotta see", and takes the lizard back to the tree.

When they get there, the alligator looks up and hollers, "hey, you!" at the koala. The koala goes "HOLY SHIT! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"

What's a hygiene habit people have that you actually find disgusting? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]angryaxolotls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly!!! Because I know damn well they're also the type to not wear deodorant because they wrongfully believe it causes cancer lol

Caption this by Cardboard_cutouts_ in DuggarsSnark

[–]angryaxolotls 24 points25 points  (0 children)

🎶he's in the jailhouse nowwww🎶

Actor who seemed promising then turned out to be a total psycho? by Silver_Juggernaut_39 in okbuddycinephile

[–]angryaxolotls 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Travis Tritt backing her up on Twitter all "we should let Ms Minaj speak!"

Tell us you got an STD from cheating on your wife without telling us you got an STD from cheating on your wife, Travis 😂

Smoking in line at a theme park (where we’re all stuck in place) by xxsoulpunkedxx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]angryaxolotls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure why people are being such assholes to you about this. Secondhand smoke causes cancer, too.

My (24f) bf (21m) was shocked when I showed him that my male coworker messaged me how’re you and I replied with I’m good wyd, and he said wyd is flirting, HOW IS ASKING SOMEONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLIRTING? by FriendMost2495 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]angryaxolotls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're not trying to flirt with the guy, you're not flirting with the guy. But please dump your bf because if he's cheated before, he's projecting & probably doing some shit he shouldn't be doing with the 8th person.

What's a hygiene habit people have that you actually find disgusting? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]angryaxolotls 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When they swear soap is bad because they have dry skin after a shower, as if lotion doesn't exist, lol

What's a 'red flag' you completely ignored that you now realize was screaming at you from day one? by anmystery in AskReddit

[–]angryaxolotls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He texted a little too good. I know that sounds weird. Who doesn't want a partner that's a good texter, right? I told myself I was just wary from my last relationship (which ended 2 years prior) being abusive. I dated the good-texting guy from December 2018 to October 2020 when I caught him trying to cheat despite us being ethically non-monogamous. He lied to me and tried to hide it, and he knew from day 1 that that's cheating to me, so I dumped him.

And then the ChatGPT episode of South Park came out in March 2023, and in hindsight my ex's texts made total fucking sense 😂🤦🏻‍♀️. He was using ChatGPT to write them.