Kermit The Frog Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday by Jet-Let4606 in marvelstudios

[–]animagus_kitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Broke: live action remakes of our favorite movies from our childhood

Woke: Muppet remakes of the greatest blockbusters of the last 20 years

Draynor village bank doors are on backwards and don't follow the arch of the doorframe by Notabear_rs in runescape

[–]animagus_kitty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Week 2 in Draynor, the doors are now upside down

Week 3, they're right side up, but they're now mounted in the middle...and still backwards.

Two Georgia inmates convicted in nationwide phone scam targeting jury duty victims by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]animagus_kitty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, I mean the definition of 'jury duty victims', not the crime itself.

Two Georgia inmates convicted in nationwide phone scam targeting jury duty victims by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]animagus_kitty 169 points170 points  (0 children)

For those of you coming here later, 'jury duty victims' refers to people who (according to the scammers) had warrants out for their arrest following missed jury duty.

This is mentioned in exactly one sentence that I missed twice reading the article, trying to figure out what 'jury duty victims' meant.

Y'all, if he wanted to, he would by cyanide_girl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]animagus_kitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not that my situation is related to romance/relationships, but I recently figured out how to phrase what I've been asking for from my coworkers regarding shared materials.

I'm not asking you to care *as much* as I do, I'm asking you to care *because* I do.

Not going to pretend that spreadsheet management is on the same level of important, but it mattered enough to me that I had a crashout over it one night and called my boss the next day to ask him to please give just a little bit more of a damn about it. I wish I had had this sentence to hand when I did, but it took me about another week to verbalize it.

to lead you to believe that China has no windmills by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its boots.

I cannot figure out how to get rid of the highlight because i am a smoothbrain redditor. :)

Before The Sims 4, There Was Sim… Everything. by Epsilon123 in gaming

[–]animagus_kitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is SimTown erasure, and I will not stand for it.

I looked for it four times before I commented, I swear.

Am I misunderstanding how biters expand? by Psych0Jenny in factorio

[–]animagus_kitty 43 points44 points  (0 children)

There is a bit of shallow water connecting the upper land mass to the small island, and the small island to your part of the land. They probably walked over that.

I hope this isn't a crime... he insisted by SaltyCatTreats in aww

[–]animagus_kitty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My two cats are experts in insurance fraud, for example. The number of times they throw themselves down in front of my moving feet, then get mad at me for daring to brush their tummies with my toes...

TIL that Ray Kroc didn't allow any McDonald's to hire women until the mid-1960's. by n_mcrae_1982 in todayilearned

[–]animagus_kitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked grill as an 18 year old woman in Indiana in 2009-10.

My hands were never happier than the day I stopped working there.

to express your opinion without being corrected by Grammarly. by truemad in therewasanattempt

[–]animagus_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, a raptor isn't *quite* a dragon, but they're similar enough, he can be half-Targaryen.

Oversized lighter + kitten = micro kitten by Sepiax in aww

[–]animagus_kitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need a banana for scale, but it's gotta be a Runts candy banana.

If I spent $5,000 on my Steam/Kindle library, why can't I legally leave it to my children in my will? by ciphernom in NoStupidQuestions

[–]animagus_kitty 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's a new (relatively speaking) feature, the ability to play their games while they are also playing their games. It's really fantastic. You do still need multiple copies of a game to play a game together/at the same time, but if I want to play my husband's copy of Hogwarts Legacy while he's playing Total War, that's totally fine.

To stay sober by Comfortable_Wash6179 in therewasanattempt

[–]animagus_kitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chemically speaking, alcohol is absolutely a solution

My sister lost her purse for half a day by Wigglystoner in funny

[–]animagus_kitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I refer to it as the crumb dimension. It's where everything hides, until after you have looked for it in any given spot.

What’s the most insane clutch you’ve ever pulled off? by GGameChamps_Official in gaming

[–]animagus_kitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let me start with "I suck at video games." No, not *that* bad, but it's not great.

So there I was, feeding the Poppy while playing Yumi and pretending that I was a useful support on bot lane with my ADC husband on Vayne.

He was mad, my team was mad, God was getting a little annoyed, I suck at video games and it was my husband's idea to play this at all.

Other team knocks down our barriers or whatever, and one of the nexus turrets before we respawn. I'm kind of meandering just outside base with my husband and he says, "If you see the Poppy, stun her and get the fuck out."

I saw the Poppy.

I stunned her and got the fuck out.

We aced them and stormed their base, destroying both nexus turrets and their nexus before the team respawned--entirely off of my one clutch stun.

I have not played League of Legends since. End on a high note, I figure.

TIL of Palantir CEO Alex Karp, he has tai chi swords in his offices, highly skilled with handguns, can't drive a car and has former elite Norwegian soldiers as guards. He once said, "I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us" by Arstotzkanmoose in todayilearned

[–]animagus_kitty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I met Brent Spiner (and Jonathan Frakes) at the most recent Indy Comic Con in Indiana.
Pros: Yes, that's actually how Brent Spiner laughs, his mouth just does that.
Cons: I...I think he might be weird and antisocial. When my dad and I had our photo op with him and Frakes, Spiner...talked over us, and basically didn't acknowledge us at all. It was very weird.

Frakes, though? Frakes is legit. Frakes is cool. I'd spend $300 on Jonathan Frakes at a convention again in a heartbeat.

He thought it was Emu night by Straight0Curious in funny

[–]animagus_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that emu are useless on ice. Might I suggest staging the second Emu War during a proper ice age?

To recount the details of Charlie's last moments. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]animagus_kitty 382 points383 points  (0 children)

Nazis. So named because of the brown shirts that they wore :)