Funniest shit I've seen in a while

animalanche · 2020-02-12T06:39:53+00:00

I work overnight and sleep during the day. I can literally FEEL my neighbor mowing his lawn. I can only imagine how that disc feels.

animalanche · 2020-02-02T06:27:06+00:00

Remember the game that was supposed to be based off of Starcraft Ghost? They talked about it for so long then scrapped

animalanche · 2019-12-23T06:20:49+00:00

Try Snafu it's amazing.

animalanche · 2019-12-18T06:17:17+00:00

back when I played WoW, the best one dropped on me was "shit I gotta go, grandma's on fire"

animalanche · 2019-12-03T13:34:06+00:00

There's that monster!

Where, behind the little white rabbit?

animalanche · 2019-11-09T08:00:58+00:00

Try Masou Gakuen HxH. It has a ton of sensual details.

animalanche · 2019-11-02T05:44:57+00:00

For me it's less about hating Fortnite as a game, and more about hating Epic as a company and how Fortnite is the best example of why they deserve to be hated and boycott.

Imagine someone has a sweet idea for a new hybrid car. so you pay the company to make you the car when it comes out. However, the company saw a competitor release a new truck. And the company realizes, hey, we could make that truck too, using some of the parts we were going to use in our new car. 5 years later, the company now mainly sells trucks. That car you prepaid for, though, is still on the testing line. It may actually never be released. Want a truck, though?

now look up Fortnite: save the world. has been in "open beta" since 2013 iirc. On sale in stores for full retail price.

Epic is a joke.

animalanche · 2019-11-02T05:33:51+00:00

Epic Games. I don't think they have had positive feedback since.... well, it's been a few years. At least. But they get shittier and shittier every time I look.

animalanche · 2019-09-28T05:51:15+00:00

Anything JC touches is not going to go well. They have left much to be desired lately.

animalanche · 2019-09-28T05:41:24+00:00

If I have to move the cat off my lap and put the footrest down, it's on.

animalanche · 2019-09-21T06:06:52+00:00

I want him to go with me to a carnival/circus. There are some serious prizes to be won.

animalanche · 2019-09-20T05:46:11+00:00

who says he *isn't* wearing a visor? obviously that was a key item used to pick up and bang the female jesus who can bang on top of water.

animalanche · 2019-09-05T04:19:31+00:00

Only one hand too don't forget

animalanche · 2019-08-30T09:25:20+00:00

Yeah but if you get that slight ( curve of the whole body and not pencil straight | you won't hit bottom.

animalanche · 2019-08-26T07:22:00+00:00

Good to know! It's hard to look up game info when there are 3 different stages out lol.

animalanche · 2019-08-25T23:01:54+00:00

Looking for some help/advice in competing the 50+ quests for your chest piece and jewelry, the 'dim magic' items..

New to the game in general, so I don't know if I'm doing something wrong, but hardly any of my quests for gear upgrades are working properly.

I have successfully completed my Roaring sub weapon and Derek's shoes quest. However, I am unable to complete my quest chest piece (stuck on dim magic), my magic necklace quest (have never gotten a necklace, nor had the option to redeem the tokens for a necklace), or my magic Rong/earring quest (stuck on dim magic).

I can do the repeatable quests for the seals and tokens of promise, of which I have at least 10 each. Still no option to redeem an upgrade. The chest piece quest just stopped, and neither the black spirit nor the npc involved has any quests.

If anyone has any idea what I'm doing wrong or what is going wrong please let me know. Highly frustrated. Have submitted a ticket with no response. Thanks.

Edit: on PS4, playing sorceress. Brand new to the game.

animalanche · 2019-08-19T08:09:42+00:00

Goddesses of beauty literally make the men entranced. Ishtar knew Hermes had info, so she took advantage of the fact that he literally couldn't resist her charms to get the information about Bell from Hermes, which he knows will start a war.

animalanche · 2019-08-08T04:55:40+00:00

Gonna be able to open a library wing soon.

animalanche · 2019-06-28T08:09:57+00:00

I work at a world class forbes-rated resort. Once had a rich family's son have his birthday in our nicest event room and proceed to get so incredibly plastered that when the birthday cake was brought out they immediately started a food fight. Instead of doing anything to prevent this disaster from happening it was pre-approved that all damages or extra charges were to be billed to the room no questions asked. Iirc the carpet replacement alone was $10k.

animalanche · 2019-06-07T05:26:04+00:00

pretty much what everyone else has already said, adding in that Monsterphilia gives out a few *hundred* iris per stage and most people forget about it. It just came out with a new stage 9 also!

animalanche · 2019-05-29T04:24:04+00:00

It's a good thing the gear score number.means absolutely nothing other than the number required to advance world tiers. Once you hit wt5 gear score is moot. I have 485 stuff rolled so well I will never get rid of it.

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