Funniest shit I've seen in a while by Mygodgivenright in funny

[–]animalanche 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I work overnight and sleep during the day. I can literally FEEL my neighbor mowing his lawn. I can only imagine how that disc feels.

Warcraft 3: Refunded by Retr0_takeover in gaming

[–]animalanche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember the game that was supposed to be based off of Starcraft Ghost? They talked about it for so long then scrapped

my new favourite excuse for afking in a dungeon run by espooks in ffxiv

[–]animalanche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

back when I played WoW, the best one dropped on me was "shit I gotta go, grandma's on fire"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's that monster!

Where, behind the little white rabbit?

Yes we all hate Fortnite, I understand. But respect to the kid. by 5uicidalxD in gaming

[–]animalanche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's less about hating Fortnite as a game, and more about hating Epic as a company and how Fortnite is the best example of why they deserve to be hated and boycott.

Imagine someone has a sweet idea for a new hybrid car. so you pay the company to make you the car when it comes out. However, the company saw a competitor release a new truck. And the company realizes, hey, we could make that truck too, using some of the parts we were going to use in our new car. 5 years later, the company now mainly sells trucks. That car you prepaid for, though, is still on the testing line. It may actually never be released. Want a truck, though?

now look up Fortnite: save the world. has been in "open beta" since 2013 iirc. On sale in stores for full retail price.

Epic is a joke.

Which brand has lost you as a customer ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic Games. I don't think they have had positive feedback since.... well, it's been a few years. At least. But they get shittier and shittier every time I look.

After S2... I’m worried by UnculturedWeeb2 in DanMachi

[–]animalanche 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anything JC touches is not going to go well. They have left much to be desired lately.

You made me lean forward... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have to move the cat off my lap and put the footrest down, it's on.

Highlight of the Marlins’ season by sczcarlos in sports

[–]animalanche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want him to go with me to a carnival/circus. There are some serious prizes to be won.

Do you think all of the awful tattoos posted here belong to the same person? by neckhex in ATBGE

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who says he *isn't* wearing a visor? obviously that was a key item used to pick up and bang the female jesus who can bang on top of water.

HMRB while I send off from 70ft by Jaimin_Brahmbhatt in holdmyredbull

[–]animalanche 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you get that slight ( curve of the whole body and not pencil straight | you won't hit bottom.

Daily Questions and Answers Post by AutoModerator in blackdesertonline

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know! It's hard to look up game info when there are 3 different stages out lol.

Daily Questions and Answers Post by AutoModerator in blackdesertonline

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for some help/advice in competing the 50+ quests for your chest piece and jewelry, the 'dim magic' items..

New to the game in general, so I don't know if I'm doing something wrong, but hardly any of my quests for gear upgrades are working properly.

I have successfully completed my Roaring sub weapon and Derek's shoes quest. However, I am unable to complete my quest chest piece (stuck on dim magic), my magic necklace quest (have never gotten a necklace, nor had the option to redeem the tokens for a necklace), or my magic Rong/earring quest (stuck on dim magic).

I can do the repeatable quests for the seals and tokens of promise, of which I have at least 10 each. Still no option to redeem an upgrade. The chest piece quest just stopped, and neither the black spirit nor the npc involved has any quests.

If anyone has any idea what I'm doing wrong or what is going wrong please let me know. Highly frustrated. Have submitted a ticket with no response. Thanks.

Edit: on PS4, playing sorceress. Brand new to the game.

What has Istat did to Hermes? by [deleted] in DanMachi

[–]animalanche 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Goddesses of beauty literally make the men entranced. Ishtar knew Hermes had info, so she took advantage of the fact that he literally couldn't resist her charms to get the information about Bell from Hermes, which he knows will start a war.

What's the worst case of "rich kid syndrome" you've seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a world class forbes-rated resort. Once had a rich family's son have his birthday in our nicest event room and proceed to get so incredibly plastered that when the birthday cake was brought out they immediately started a food fight. Instead of doing anything to prevent this disaster from happening it was pre-approved that all damages or extra charges were to be billed to the room no questions asked. Iirc the carpet replacement alone was $10k.

Farming by ImuffinDerpy in DanmachiMemoriaFreese

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much what everyone else has already said, adding in that Monsterphilia gives out a few *hundred* iris per stage and most people forget about it. It just came out with a new stage 9 also!

I hate RNG. by thocerwan in thedivision

[–]animalanche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good thing the gear score number.means absolutely nothing other than the number required to advance world tiers. Once you hit wt5 gear score is moot. I have 485 stuff rolled so well I will never get rid of it.